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Let's see if I understand how the world works lately...
If a man cuts his finger off while slicing salami at work,
he blames the restaurant.

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If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of
lung cancer, your family blames the tobacco company.
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If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home
drunk, he blames the bartender.
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If your grandchildren are brats without manners,
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you blame television.

If your friend is shot by a deranged madman, you blame
the gun manufacturer.
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And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries
to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, and the passengers
kill him instead, the mother of the deceased
blames the airline.

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I must have lived too long to understand the world as it
ha is anymore.ha So, if I die while my old, wrinkled butt is
ha parked in front of this computer, I want you to blame
ha Bill Gates...okay?

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Bye!
Have a Great Day!

if your website doesn't load properly because you cant design worht shit
.. you blame the webhost :)

Heheheh! Yeah, thats the spirit!

if you try and break into someones house and get hurt
...you sue the homeowner

if your fat ass is overweight....
you blame fastfood establishments....

if you get known worldwide for being caught jacking off in your dorm room by fellow college students

YOU BLAME EBAUMSWORLD :)

Quote:

Originally Posted by SplitInfinity

Who's next?

in sequential order..

1. maria carey
2. elton john
3. bruce willis
4. willis
5. karate kid
6. mr miagi
7. jean claude van dam
8. ken shamrock

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam

if your website doesn't load properly because you cant design worht shit
.. you blame the webhost :)

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

if you are stupid you blame your parents :D

Quote:

Originally Posted by SplitInfinity

And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries
to kill the pilot at 35,000 feet, and the passengers
kill him instead, the mother of the deceased
blames the airline.

is this a real story? I hope NOT :Oh crap

Great post, loved it. Funny how blame works

Great Post :thumbsup