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President of Canada
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Leaving Hell, Entering Limbo
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Futurama classic lines thread:
Fry:"This may be the most delicious extinct animal you've ever tasted!"
Amy: "I dunno........ I've had cow!" |
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i have man boobies
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: van down by the river
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Bender: Hmm. My antenna moved. It doesn't seem to get good reception here. Maybe I should wiggle it a little..... Fry: No, Bender! You will make God cry!
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Push Porn Like Weight.
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Inside .NET
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"Oh no room for bender? FINE! i'll make own theme park with hookers and blackjack. In fact, Forget the park!"
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President of Canada
Join Date: Sep 2003
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And later on he said: "In fact, forget the park!" |
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: ICQ #23642053
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President of Canada
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: ICQ #23642053
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I love futurama. "As Seen on TV"
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Bon temps!
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: down yonder
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Bender: Sons, daughters, meet uncle Fry
Fry: Hey, why are those kids following you? Do you have candy stuck to your ass? Bender: No! it's called parenting. Come on dumpings! We've got twelve government stipends to collect
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Bon temps!
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: down yonder
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Bender: We're making beer! I'm the brewery
Dwight: I heard alcohol makes you stupid Fry: No I'm...doesn't Leela: Actually Dwight you're right. Alcohol is very very bad... for children. But once you turn 21 it becomes very very good. So scram
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Adult Locals
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: West Coast
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Bon temps!
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: down yonder
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Bender: And that's how I defeated Elzar, thanks to Spargle's magic liquid
Leela: Yes, we were there. And we just finished watching it on TV Professor: Hmm. Let me see that vial Bender. (..he analize the liquid..) Good Lord! According to the spectrolizer, Spargle's magic ingredient was...water, ordinary water! Hermes: No! Fry: Ah, so the real gift Spargle gave you was confidence. The confidence to be your best Professor: Yes, ordinary water. Laced with nothing more than a few spoonfuls of LSD
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Nock yourself out
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Push Porn Like Weight.
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"No! No more Snu-Snu. The mind is willing, but the flesh is spongy, and bruised!"
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Push Porn Like Weight.
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Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Feb 2001
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Kliris
Join Date: May 2003
Location: ca
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Hahaha.
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Join Date: Jan 2004
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Looking for a great program that converts ANY traffic? Me too! :-P |
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President of Canada
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Leaving Hell, Entering Limbo
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[Discussion of the mysterious Slurm Cola]
Leela: This all must have something to do with the secret ingredient. Fry: My God, what if the secret ingredient is people? Leela: No, there's already a soda like that - Soylent Cola. Fry: Oh. How is it? Leela: It varies from person to person. |
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Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Brasil
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why did they cancel it?
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futurama until late season 5 kicked the shit outta family guy. during the end of season 5 they started focusing too much on fry and leela's love, and not enough on bender.
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President of Canada
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Leaving Hell, Entering Limbo
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This one was good...
[after making a delivery to the mob planet Sicily-8] Fry: I know Big Vinny said he was giving me the Kiss of Death, but I still think he's gay. Leela: Did he use his tongue? Fry: A little. |
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: The watercooler of life tripping balls with NPH
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choke on that causality
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Registered User
Join Date: Jan 2002
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(hanging on the wall in Bender's apartment)
10 HOME 20 SWEET 30 GOTO 10 |
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Confirmed User
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Bender (sailing off to sea) : "Oh merciful Poseidon, have mercy on me!"
Bender (later, in the sea storm) : "CURSE YOU MERCIFUL POSEIDON!!!
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Confirmed User
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Location: USA
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So Fucking Banned (YEA!!)
Join Date: Jun 2004
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Nothing is funnier than simpsons/family guy/ south park
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