Futurama classic lines thread:
 

Fry:"This may be the most delicious extinct animal you've ever tasted!"

Amy: "I dunno........ I've had cow!"

nerd

Bender: Hmm. My antenna moved. It doesn't seem to get good reception here. Maybe I should wiggle it a little.....

Fry: No, Bender! You will make God cry!

"Oh no room for bender? FINE! i'll make own theme park with hookers and blackjack. In fact, Forget the park!"

:1orglaugh And later on he said: "In fact, forget the park!"

Can you believe they cancelled that show? Futurama is much better then family guy.

?No.... DID HE??? :upsidedow

Yup... I think at the end he said, "Ah, screw the whole thing." :1orglaugh

I love futurama. "As Seen on TV" :)

Bender: Sons, daughters, meet uncle Fry
Fry: Hey, why are those kids following you? Do you have candy stuck to your ass?
Bender: No! it's called parenting. Come on dumpings! We've got twelve government stipends to collect

Bender: We're making beer! I'm the brewery
Dwight: I heard alcohol makes you stupid
Fry: No I'm...doesn't
Leela: Actually Dwight you're right. Alcohol is very very bad... for children. But once you turn 21 it becomes very very good. So scram

love your sig :thumbsup

Bender: And that's how I defeated Elzar, thanks to Spargle's magic liquid
Leela: Yes, we were there. And we just finished watching it on TV
Professor: Hmm. Let me see that vial Bender. (..he analize the liquid..) Good Lord! According to the spectrolizer, Spargle's magic ingredient was...water, ordinary water!
Hermes: No!
Fry: Ah, so the real gift Spargle gave you was confidence. The confidence to be your best
Professor: Yes, ordinary water. Laced with nothing more than a few spoonfuls of LSD

:)

Nock yourself out :)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0149460/quotes

Its better than Simpsons has got but NEVER better than Family Guy. Maybe equal but not better.

"No! No more Snu-Snu. The mind is willing, but the flesh is spongy, and bruised!"

www.gotfuturama.com :thumbsup

Blasphemy!

Hahaha. :1orglaugh

I love Futurama but I wouldn't go that far.

B

[Discussion of the mysterious Slurm Cola]
Leela: This all must have something to do with the secret ingredient.
Fry: My God, what if the secret ingredient is people?
Leela: No, there's already a soda like that - Soylent Cola.
Fry: Oh. How is it?
Leela: It varies from person to person.

why did they cancel it?

futurama until late season 5 kicked the shit outta family guy. during the end of season 5 they started focusing too much on fry and leela's love, and not enough on bender.

ROFL yeah that one was good.

This one was good...

[after making a delivery to the mob planet Sicily-8]
Fry: I know Big Vinny said he was giving me the Kiss of Death, but I still think he's gay.
Leela: Did he use his tongue?
Fry: A little.

choke on that causality

(hanging on the wall in Bender's apartment)

10 HOME
20 SWEET
30 GOTO 10

Bender (sailing off to sea) : "Oh merciful Poseidon, have mercy on me!"
Bender (later, in the sea storm) : "CURSE YOU MERCIFUL POSEIDON!!!

ha ha ha, I love that

Nothing is funnier than simpsons/family guy/ south park