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02-13-2005, 09:43 AM
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As you wish...
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Join Date: May 2002
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"Who's On First" for the Modern Day (GWB and Condi)
George: Condi! . . . Nice to see you. What's
happening? Condi: Sir, I have the report that just came in about the new leader of China. George: Great. I am anxious to hear the latest, so tell me. Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. George: That's exactly what I want to know. Condi: That's what I'm telling you. George: That's what I'm asking you. So who is the new leader of China? Condi: Yes. George: I mean the fellow's name. Condi: Hu. George: The guy in China. Condi: Hu. George: The new leader of China. Condi: Hu. George: The main man in China! Condi: Hu is leading China. George: Now whaddya' asking me for? Condi: I'm telling you, Hu is leading China. George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? Condi: That's the man's name. George: That's who's name? Condi: Yes. George: Will you, or will you not, tell me the name of the new leader of China? Condi: Yes sir. George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he died last year in the Middle East. Condi: That's correct sir. George: Then who is in China? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir is in China? Condi: No, sir. George: Then who is? Condi: Yes, sir. George: Yassir? Condi: No, sir. George: Look Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. Condi: Kofi? George: No, thanks. Condi: You want Kofi? George: No. Condi: You don't want Kofi. George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. Condi: Yes, sir. George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. Condi: Kofi? George: Milk! Will you please make the call? Condi: And call who? George: Who is the guy at the U.N? Condi: Hu is the guy in China. George: Will you stay out of China?! Condi: Yes, sir. George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. Condi: Kofi. George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get the U.N. on the phone. |
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02-13-2005, 01:02 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: vancouver
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 Sounds like an actual convo in the whitehouse |
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02-13-2005, 01:06 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Montreal, Quebec
Posts: 29,676
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Could be real
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I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT ! But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time .... |
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02-13-2005, 01:36 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Mar 2004
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i wouldnt be surprised if it was real
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