"Who's On First" for the Modern Day (GWB and Condi)
 

George: Condi! . . . Nice to see you. What's
happening?

Condi: Sir, I have the report that just came in
about the new leader of China.

George: Great. I am anxious to hear the latest,
so tell me.

Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.

George: That's exactly what I want to know.

Condi: That's what I'm telling you.

George: That's what I'm asking you. So who is the
new leader of China?

Condi: Yes.

George: I mean the fellow's name.

Condi: Hu.

George: The guy in China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The new leader of China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The main man in China!

Condi: Hu is leading China.

George: Now whaddya' asking me for?

Condi: I'm telling you, Hu is leading China.

George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading
China?

Condi: That's the man's name.

George: That's who's name?

Condi: Yes.

George: Will you, or will you not, tell me the
name of the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes sir.

George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I
thought he died last year in the Middle East.

Condi: That's correct sir.

George: Then who is in China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir is in China?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Then who is?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Look Condi. I need to know the name of the
new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the
U.N. on the phone.

Condi: Kofi?

George: No, thanks.

Condi: You want Kofi?

George: No.

Condi: You don't want Kofi.

George: No. But now that you mention it, I could
use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi?

George: Milk! Will you please make the call?

Condi: And call who?

George: Who is the guy at the U.N?

Condi: Hu is the guy in China.

George: Will you stay out of China?!

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get
me the guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi.

George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now
get the U.N. on the phone.

:1orglaugh

Sounds like an actual convo in the whitehouse

:1orglaugh

Could be real

i wouldnt be surprised if it was real