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02-09-2005, 12:09 PM
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Chinese Proverbs
These had me rollin!!!
 Just a little something to make ya laugh today!!!  CHINESE PROVERBS *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run in front of car get tired. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run behind car get exhausted. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man with one chopstick go hungry. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who drive like hell, bound to get there. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who fart in church sit in own pew. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Crowded elevator smell different to midget. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
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02-09-2005, 12:11 PM
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FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
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Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
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02-09-2005, 12:17 PM
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funny shiet he he he
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02-09-2005, 12:20 PM
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hehe, i nearly died laughing
thanks for posting |
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02-09-2005, 12:21 PM
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perfect funnies for the Lunar New Year................Year of The COCK!! is that a good thing ya think
 anyways thnaks for the laughs |
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02-09-2005, 12:45 PM
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those were great!! lol
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02-09-2005, 12:58 PM
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I am a meat popsicle.
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Haha, some good ones in there. ;)
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02-09-2005, 12:58 PM
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Yeah mate, like them alot!
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02-09-2005, 01:00 PM
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I am a meat popsicle.
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02-09-2005, 01:01 PM
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Pretty funny
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02-09-2005, 01:17 PM
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Super Connector
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I like this one!!!
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