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sexdwarf · 02-09-2005, 10:59 AM

ok i am in need of some quick money, so i am gonna make a deal with any interested parties... i will do your (larger scale) programming project for half price, if you can pay me at least half up front... i am more than willing to sign contracts, pass along references (have a few references from on gfy already, as well as mainstream companies) etc... i'm kinda screwed at the moment and am willing to work as a slave...

please keep in mind this isn't for a $25 quick project, other than that hit me up and we can work out a good deal...

goal is to make about $1k today so i can pay off some bills that are due..

fuzebox · 02-09-2005, 11:01 AM

Good luck

Evil1 · 02-09-2005, 11:02 AM

Dont need any programming, but are you good at fluffing?

Twe Russ · 02-09-2005, 11:03 AM

I need a complete www.roommates.com script.

sexdwarf · 02-09-2005, 11:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil1

Dont need any programming, but are you good at fluffing?

if the price is right! or something like that...

sexdwarf · 02-09-2005, 11:15 AM

russ, contact me on icq if interested...

Twe Russ · 02-09-2005, 11:17 AM

icq me if you can get it done.

iFliPcEss · 02-09-2005, 11:19 AM

good luck to you, hope youll earn lots of bucks

sexdwarf · 02-09-2005, 11:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Twe Russ

icq me if you can get it done.

icq sent...

sexdwarf · 02-09-2005, 11:35 AM

*cough* oops did i bump this thread?

arnette · 02-09-2005, 11:50 AM

$1k today? damn, i must be seriously undercharging.

bump for fellow programmer.

fuzebox · 02-09-2005, 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by arnette

$1k today? damn, i must be seriously undercharging.

Probably, please stop.

Outsourcing is destroying a noble profession...

arnette · 02-09-2005, 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by fuzebox

Probably, please stop.

Outsourcing is destroying a noble profession...

im not an outsourcer, but i dont make $1k a day at half price rates either

sexdwarf · 02-09-2005, 12:25 PM

arnette; in normal circumstances i can make $600 a day (at my regular billing rate and ammount of hours i generally choose to work a day... but this is for projects, with a upfront downpayment so i'm lowering my rates to make x ammount for the week, with a downpayment goal of 1k today...

icq me and let me know what you charge hourly... and i'll let you know based on your skillset you should be charging...

--

now for something completely different... still looking for some extra work to pick up!

sexdwarf · 02-09-2005, 12:46 PM

bumperumpa

sexdwarf · 02-09-2005, 01:34 PM

ok last bump before i'll be afk for 2 hours...

nojob · 02-09-2005, 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sexdwarf

ok i am in need of some quick money, so i am gonna make a deal with any interested parties... i will do your (larger scale) programming project for half price, if you can pay me at least half up front... i am more than willing to sign contracts, pass along references (have a few references from on gfy already, as well as mainstream companies) etc... i'm kinda screwed at the moment and am willing to work as a slave...

please keep in mind this isn't for a $25 quick project, other than that hit me up and we can work out a good deal...

goal is to make about $1k today so i can pay off some bills that are due..

If you get me webmaster for my new affiliate program , I will take care of you. Hit me up on icq. I can make you that money really quick.

swami · 02-09-2005, 01:42 PM

Tell us the sort of stuff you have done or give me a few ideas what you can do and I will see if I can use any of it.
Cheers.

sexdwarf · 02-09-2005, 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by swami

Tell us the sort of stuff you have done or give me a few ideas what you can do and I will see if I can use any of it.
Cheers.

i have worked with fortune 100, fortune 500 and global 100 companies as well as government agencies... this includes the U.S. Treasury Bureau of Engraving and printing for the launch of the new $20 and $50 bills; McDonalds in assoc. with the International Olympic Comittee for their worldwide "GoActive" initiative; SoBe Beverages; Loehmann Department stores etc etc...

i am highly proficient in php, perl, asp, cfm... i have worked extensivly with mysql, oracle and ms sql databases...

feel free to icq me and i'll send you my resume which goes over my skillset and past work in quite a bit more depth...

as for what i can do; if you can think of it i can most likely make it... been doing this for nearly 14 years now so i've come accross alot of stuff in that time...

sexdwarf · 02-09-2005, 02:11 PM

be back in 2 hours... leave me a message on icq or email me at sd at trendinteractive com if interested...

swami · 02-09-2005, 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sexdwarf

i have worked with fortune 100, fortune 500 and global 100 companies as well as government agencies... this includes the U.S. Treasury Bureau of Engraving and printing for the launch of the new $20 and $50 bills; McDonalds in assoc. with the International Olympic Comittee for their worldwide "GoActive" initiative; SoBe Beverages; Loehmann Department stores etc etc...

i am highly proficient in php, perl, asp, cfm... i have worked extensivly with mysql, oracle and ms sql databases...

feel free to icq me and i'll send you my resume which goes over my skillset and past work in quite a bit more depth...

as for what i can do; if you can think of it i can most likely make it... been doing this for nearly 14 years now so i've come accross alot of stuff in that time...

i can't think of anything at the moment.I am about to get a CMS for all my domains.Can you programme a script to run on windows that will check a file of domain names for their backlinks as seen by yahoo.Also perhaps a programme tht can check whether there have been any changes to the status of my domains.

videopass-chick · 02-09-2005, 02:23 PM

I will pass the word on, good luck!

tranza · 02-09-2005, 02:42 PM

$1k today? Get real...

sexdwarf · 02-09-2005, 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by swami

i can't think of anything at the moment.I am about to get a CMS for all my domains.Can you programme a script to run on windows that will check a file of domain names for their backlinks as seen by yahoo.Also perhaps a programme tht can check whether there have been any changes to the status of my domains.

both of those are very doable; can either be one application or two;

Quote:

Originally Posted by tranza

$1k today? Get real...

not from one person, i am talking about in total...

swami · 02-09-2005, 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sexdwarf

both of those are very doable; can either be one application or two;
...

Can you give me a quote and tell me how much you want up front.

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sexdwarf Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 196	arnette; in normal circumstances i can make $600 a day (at my regular billing rate and ammount of hours i generally choose to work a day... but this is for projects, with a upfront downpayment so i'm lowering my rates to make x ammount for the week, with a downpayment goal of 1k today... icq me and let me know what you charge hourly... and i'll let you know based on your skillset you should be charging... -- now for something completely different... still looking for some extra work to pick up! __________________ ICQ me for any programming projects - Agency quality work for non-agency prices ICQ 337 028 441

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