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sexdwarf 02-09-2005 10:59 AM

i need money, you need programming work done...
 
ok i am in need of some quick money, so i am gonna make a deal with any interested parties... i will do your (larger scale) programming project for half price, if you can pay me at least half up front... i am more than willing to sign contracts, pass along references (have a few references from on gfy already, as well as mainstream companies) etc... i'm kinda screwed at the moment and am willing to work as a slave...

please keep in mind this isn't for a $25 quick project, other than that hit me up and we can work out a good deal...

goal is to make about $1k today so i can pay off some bills that are due..

fuzebox 02-09-2005 11:01 AM

Good luck :thumbsup

Evil1 02-09-2005 11:02 AM

Dont need any programming, but are you good at fluffing?

Twe Russ 02-09-2005 11:03 AM

I need a complete www.roommates.com script.

sexdwarf 02-09-2005 11:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil1
Dont need any programming, but are you good at fluffing?

if the price is right! or something like that...

sexdwarf 02-09-2005 11:15 AM

russ, contact me on icq if interested...

Twe Russ 02-09-2005 11:17 AM

icq me if you can get it done.

iFliPcEss 02-09-2005 11:19 AM

good luck to you, hope youll earn lots of bucks

sexdwarf 02-09-2005 11:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Twe Russ
icq me if you can get it done.

icq sent...

sexdwarf 02-09-2005 11:35 AM

*cough* oops did i bump this thread?

arnette 02-09-2005 11:50 AM

$1k today? damn, i must be seriously undercharging.

bump for fellow programmer.

fuzebox 02-09-2005 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by arnette
$1k today? damn, i must be seriously undercharging.

Probably, please stop.

Outsourcing is destroying a noble profession... :helpme

arnette 02-09-2005 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzebox
Probably, please stop.

Outsourcing is destroying a noble profession... :helpme

im not an outsourcer, but i dont make $1k a day at half price rates either

sexdwarf 02-09-2005 12:25 PM

arnette; in normal circumstances i can make $600 a day (at my regular billing rate and ammount of hours i generally choose to work a day... but this is for projects, with a upfront downpayment so i'm lowering my rates to make x ammount for the week, with a downpayment goal of 1k today...

icq me and let me know what you charge hourly... and i'll let you know based on your skillset you should be charging...

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now for something completely different... still looking for some extra work to pick up!

sexdwarf 02-09-2005 12:46 PM

bumperumpa

sexdwarf 02-09-2005 01:34 PM

ok last bump before i'll be afk for 2 hours...

nojob 02-09-2005 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sexdwarf
ok i am in need of some quick money, so i am gonna make a deal with any interested parties... i will do your (larger scale) programming project for half price, if you can pay me at least half up front... i am more than willing to sign contracts, pass along references (have a few references from on gfy already, as well as mainstream companies) etc... i'm kinda screwed at the moment and am willing to work as a slave...

please keep in mind this isn't for a $25 quick project, other than that hit me up and we can work out a good deal...

goal is to make about $1k today so i can pay off some bills that are due..

If you get me webmaster for my new affiliate program , I will take care of you. Hit me up on icq. I can make you that money really quick.

swami 02-09-2005 01:42 PM

Tell us the sort of stuff you have done or give me a few ideas what you can do and I will see if I can use any of it.
Cheers.

sexdwarf 02-09-2005 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by swami
Tell us the sort of stuff you have done or give me a few ideas what you can do and I will see if I can use any of it.
Cheers.

i have worked with fortune 100, fortune 500 and global 100 companies as well as government agencies... this includes the U.S. Treasury Bureau of Engraving and printing for the launch of the new $20 and $50 bills; McDonalds in assoc. with the International Olympic Comittee for their worldwide "GoActive" initiative; SoBe Beverages; Loehmann Department stores etc etc...

i am highly proficient in php, perl, asp, cfm... i have worked extensivly with mysql, oracle and ms sql databases...

feel free to icq me and i'll send you my resume which goes over my skillset and past work in quite a bit more depth...

as for what i can do; if you can think of it i can most likely make it... been doing this for nearly 14 years now so i've come accross alot of stuff in that time...

sexdwarf 02-09-2005 02:11 PM

be back in 2 hours... leave me a message on icq or email me at sd at trendinteractive com if interested...

swami 02-09-2005 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sexdwarf
i have worked with fortune 100, fortune 500 and global 100 companies as well as government agencies... this includes the U.S. Treasury Bureau of Engraving and printing for the launch of the new $20 and $50 bills; McDonalds in assoc. with the International Olympic Comittee for their worldwide "GoActive" initiative; SoBe Beverages; Loehmann Department stores etc etc...

i am highly proficient in php, perl, asp, cfm... i have worked extensivly with mysql, oracle and ms sql databases...

feel free to icq me and i'll send you my resume which goes over my skillset and past work in quite a bit more depth...

as for what i can do; if you can think of it i can most likely make it... been doing this for nearly 14 years now so i've come accross alot of stuff in that time...

i can't think of anything at the moment.I am about to get a CMS for all my domains.Can you programme a script to run on windows that will check a file of domain names for their backlinks as seen by yahoo.Also perhaps a programme tht can check whether there have been any changes to the status of my domains.

videopass-chick 02-09-2005 02:23 PM

I will pass the word on, good luck!

tranza 02-09-2005 02:42 PM

$1k today? Get real...

sexdwarf 02-09-2005 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by swami
i can't think of anything at the moment.I am about to get a CMS for all my domains.Can you programme a script to run on windows that will check a file of domain names for their backlinks as seen by yahoo.Also perhaps a programme tht can check whether there have been any changes to the status of my domains.

both of those are very doable; can either be one application or two;


Quote:

Originally Posted by tranza
$1k today? Get real...

not from one person, i am talking about in total...

swami 02-09-2005 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sexdwarf
both of those are very doable; can either be one application or two;
...

Can you give me a quote and tell me how much you want up front.


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