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02-08-2005, 11:14 PM
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: 1123,6536,5231
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Owning your Boss on AIM? Priceless
He has had an AIM stalker for the last couple weeks that he has not said a SINGLE word to.
So I exploited that fear and did the following: Boss: whoa dude this is freaky Brad: what Boss: hotti2trotti4u: hi STALKERgirl gave me ur sn!! hotti2trotti4u: she said u r good looking?? Boss: she musta regged some fake SN Boss: thinking i'd reply to that Brad: LOL! Boss: wtfff Brad: dude whats wrong with you heh Boss: lol da innanet ... sure is a weird place Boss: i almost think that might be another person though Boss: but i don't dare reply Boss: cuz she capitalizes every sentence Brad: HAHA. Dude LOL this is hillarious Boss: and never use 'how r u' type shit Boss: UNLESS ... she's a schizo or something Boss: :-o Brad: Well if she is I would avoid her Boss: hotti2trotti4u: hey u can we meet up cuz i really need 2 fuk Boss: oh Boss: lol Boss: that's gotta be you Brad: ROFLLLLMMAMAAAAAOOOO |
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02-08-2005, 11:16 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: New Jersey - adaptweb at gmail.com
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he is still your Boss.. so he OWNS you
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02-08-2005, 11:16 PM
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I am cool
Join Date: Jul 2003
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gay factor of this thread 9/10
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02-08-2005, 11:17 PM
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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: This month's character: Dirty Franck
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HAHAHA That is great!! I love it!!
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02-08-2005, 11:19 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: NY
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Thats a prank?? Read..
------- sweet17: Hi bloodninja: hello bloodninja: who is this? sweet17: just a someone? bloodninja: A someone I know? sweet17: nope bloodninja: Then why the hell are you bothering me? sweet17: well sorrrrrry sweet17: I just wanted to chat with you bloodninja: why? sweet17: nevermind your an jerk bloodninja: Hey wait a minute sweet17: yes? bloodninja: look I'm sorry. I'm just a little paranoid sweet17: paranoid? bloodninja: yes sweet17: of what? sweet17: me? bloodninja: No. I'm in hiding. sweet17: LOL bloodninja: Don't fucking laugh at me! bloodninja: This shit is serious! sweet17: What are you hiding from? bloodninja: The cops. sweet17: gimme a fucking break bloodninja: I'm serious. sweet17: I don't get it bloodninja: The cops are after me. sweet17: For what? bloodninja: I'm wanted in three states sweet17: For??? bloodninja: It's kindof embarrasing. bloodninja: I had sex with a turkey. bloodninja: Hello? sweet17: You are fucking sick. bloodninja: Send me your picture. sweet17: why? bloodninja: so I know you aren't one of them. sweet17: One of what? bloodninja: The cops. sweet17: I'm not a cop i told you bloodninja: Then send me your picture. sweet17: hold on bloodninja: Hurry up. bloodninja: Are you there? bloodninja: fuck you, cop! sweet17: Hey sorry sweet17: I had to do something for my mom. bloodninja: I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me. bloodninja: When really you were notifying the authorities. bloodninja: Weren't you!? sweet17: thats not it bloodninja: Then what? sweet17: I don't want to send you the picture cause I'm not pretty bloodninja: Most cops aren't sweet17: IM NOT A FUCKING COP YOU DICKSHIT! bloodninja: Then send me the picture. sweet17: fine. What's your e-mail? bloodninja: Just send it through here. sweet17: alright *PIC* sweet17: Did you get it? bloodninja: Hold on. I'm looking. sweet17: That was me back in may sweet17: I've lost weight since then. bloodninja: I hope so sweet17: what?!? sweet17: that hurt my feelings. bloodninja: Did it? sweet17: Yes. I'm not that much smaller than that now. bloodninja: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture? sweet17: yes bloodninja: Alright let me find it. sweet17: kks bloodninja: Okay here it is. *PIC* sweet17: this isn't you. bloodninja: I'll be damned if it ain't! sweet17: You don't look like that. bloodninja: How the hell do you know? sweet17: cause your profile has another picture. bloodninja: The profile pic is a fake. bloodninja: I use it to hide from the cops. sweet17: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol bloodninja: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy.... bloodninja: Not to mention all the groceries. sweet17: Go fuck yourself bloodninja: I was going to until I saw that picture bloodninja: Now my unit won't get hard for a week. sweet17: I shouldn't have sent you that picture. sweet17: You've done nothing but slam me. sweet17: you hurt me. bloodninja: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn't hurt me? sweet17: I thought you were bullcrapping me! bloodninja: Why would I do that? sweet17: I can't believe that cops are after you bloodninja: I can't believe Santa lets you sit on his lap.. sweet17: FUCK YOU!!! bloodninja: You'd break both of his legs. sweet17: You're a fucking wanker! sweet17: I've been teased my whole life because of my weight sweet17: and you make fun of me when you don't even know me bloodninja: Ok. I'm sorry. sweet17: No you aren't bloodninja: You're right. I'm not. bloodninja: HAARRRRR! sweet17: I'm done with you bloodninja: Aww. I'm sorry. sweet17: I'm putting you on ignore bloodninja: Wait a sec bloodninja: We got off on the wrong foot. bloodninja: Wanna start over? sweet17: No bloodninja: I'll eat your kitty sweet17: You'll what? bloodninja: You heard me. bloodninja: I said I'd eat your kitty. sweet17: I thought you said you couldn't get it hard after seeing my picture bloodninja: Do I need a hard-on to eat your kitty? sweet17: I'd like to know that the man eating me out is excited yes bloodninja: Well I'm not like most men. bloodninja: I get excited in different ways. sweet17: Like what? bloodninja: Do you really wanna know? sweet17: I don't know bloodninja: You have to tell me yes or no. sweet17: I'm afraid to bloodninja: Why? sweet17: cause bloodninja: cause why? sweet17: well lets see sweet17: you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat me out sweet17: doesn't that seem strange to you? bloodninja: Nope sweet17: well its strange to me bloodninja: Fine. I won't do it if you don't want me to sweet17: I didn't say that bloodninja: So is that a yes? sweet17: I guess so. bloodninja: Ok. I need your help getting excited though. bloodninja: Are you willing? sweet17: What do you need me to do? bloodninja: I need you talk like a pirate. sweet17: ??? bloodninja: When I start to go limp... you say "HARRRR!!!" bloodninja: ok? bloodninja: Hello? sweet17: You can't be serious bloodninja: Oh yes I am! bloodninja: It's my fantasy. sweet17: this is retarded bloodninja: Do you want it or not? sweet17: Yes I want it. bloodninja: Then you'll do it for me? sweet17: sure bloodninja: Ok. Here we go. bloodninja: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs. bloodninja: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them bloodninja: I softly begin to tounge your wet kitty. bloodninja: I run my tounge up and down your smooth hahahaha. sweet17: mmmm yeah bloodninja: uh oh ...going limp. sweet17: Har bloodninja: You gotta do better than that! bloodninja: Your picture was really bad. sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRR bloodninja: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your kitty get more moist with every stroke. bloodninja: I softly suck on your clit bringing it in and out of my mouth. bloodninja: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose. bloodninja: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity. sweet17: mmmmmm you are good bloodninja: I feel your thighs tighten as I fuck harder bloodninja: going limp sweet17: HARRRRRRR bloodninja: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands. bloodninja: You begin to sway back and forth. bloodninja: going limp sweet17: this is stupid bloodninja: ...still limp bloodninja: Do it! sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR bloodninja: I turn you around to lick your asshole. bloodninja: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass. bloodninja: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass. sweet17: WTF?!?!? bloodninja: They stink really bad. sweet17: OMG STOP!!! bloodninja: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass bloodninja: I tear off your wooden peg leg. bloodninja: I ram it up your ass. sweet17: YOURE A FUCKING PYSCHO!! bloodninja: Then I pour hot carmel over your head. bloodninja: And turn you into a fucking candy apple... bloodninja: I kick you in the face! sweet17: FUCK YOU DICKHEAD!! bloodninja: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin... bloodninja: Your parrot flys away. bloodninja: ...going limp again. bloodninja: Hello? bloodninja: Say it! bloodninja: HAARRRRRR!!!!! |
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02-08-2005, 11:19 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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02-08-2005, 11:20 PM
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Let's do some business!
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You forgot the part about you begging him for cock.
Who really got owned?
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02-08-2005, 11:54 PM
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Registered User
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02-09-2005, 12:06 AM
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that whole exchange had me ROFL...where did it come from?
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02-09-2005, 12:17 AM
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xlogger, you've got too much time on your hands.
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02-09-2005, 12:19 AM
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Location: Brazil
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LMAO, this one big log is hilarious!!
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02-09-2005, 12:21 AM
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02-09-2005, 12:22 AM
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Location: Durtay 505
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Thas some pretty funny shit.
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02-09-2005, 02:53 AM
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lol x 2 .
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02-09-2005, 02:56 AM
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Dialer Kingpin
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: New York
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ROFL ahaha
xlogger, didnt they have a site where the same guy would go around in cybersex channels and fuck with people?
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02-09-2005, 02:57 AM
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best designer on GFY
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: IALIEN.COM - High Definition Video and Photographic Productions -ICQ 78943384
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get the wizard hat shit out
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02-09-2005, 02:59 AM
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Pixel Pusher
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Ok so you want to give your boss a blowjob, what's that got to do with the price of cheese?
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02-09-2005, 03:06 AM
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Funny scripts.
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02-09-2005, 03:19 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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that sweetninja one is old but i fucking love it!!
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02-09-2005, 05:36 AM
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CLICK HERE
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and it didnt look like you owned your boss, it looked like you tried and failed miserably. kinda weird that you're going on aim trying to have some kind of cyber sex with another man.
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02-09-2005, 07:26 AM
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02-09-2005, 07:33 AM
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stc is the greatest
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02-09-2005, 10:04 AM
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At the end of the day he is the one that can own you were it hursts : your pocket ;)
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02-09-2005, 10:11 AM
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aka K-Man
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haha bloodninja sounds like something i'd do if i had the time
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02-09-2005, 02:08 PM
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02-09-2005, 02:11 PM
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you still have a job.
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02-09-2005, 02:12 PM
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The Original NoJob
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yeah, the one person who i would not mess with is the one who pays me. it was funny though.
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02-09-2005, 02:23 PM
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02-09-2005, 02:25 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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laughing at people without the self sufficiency to be their own boss =
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