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RisqueWritings · 02-08-2005, 09:49 AM

So my boyfriend is going under the knife tomorrow for hernia surgery. Do you know what that means? That means no caulk for me for at least a week! Okay, I love masturbation as much as the next, if not more... but, a week is just evil!!!!!

This being so, I'm asking for help... link me to some kick ass masturbation material. Help a girl out!!!!

I even linked a few icons showing you my needs!!!! (yes, that's my ass, why does everyone ask! ;) )

Dax · 02-08-2005, 09:54 AM

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Dina_C9 · 02-08-2005, 09:55 AM

I can't believe you're that selfish! Why don't you say I hope the surgery goes well. You can't survive without having sex for a week?

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TurboAngel · 02-08-2005, 10:07 AM

No caulk? LMAO

cadillac sparks · 02-08-2005, 10:10 AM

your bf's tongue is still working, no?

grab a vibrator and jump on his face! ;)

your bf will learn self control for a week and you'll get all the help you need. ;)

RisqueWritings · 02-08-2005, 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Dina_C9

I can't believe you're that selfish! Why don't you say I hope the surgery goes well. You can't survive without having sex for a week?

I'm really not that selfish, it was more meant to be funny.... I'm a total smart ass, so, unless you know me, I guess it could have come off greedy.

Just figured it was a good way to have everyone who's active link me to their sites so I could check them out.

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RisqueWritings · 02-08-2005, 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cadillac sparks

your bf's tongue is still working, no?

grab a vibrator and jump on his face! ;)

your bf will learn self control for a week and you'll get all the help you need. ;)

He'll be on Pain Killers for a few days, I think I'll give him a rest =)

As for vibrators, I'm realllllly sensitive, so, I rarely use them. Fingers rock my socks!!! =)

RisqueWritings · 02-08-2005, 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by fris

if you like lesbian stuff

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Love the Lesbian! I'll definately check it out, thanks =)

Manowar · 02-08-2005, 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Dax

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cadillac sparks · 02-08-2005, 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RisqueWritings

He'll be on Pain Killers for a few days, I think I'll give him a rest =)

lol, i guess even his tongue won't be of much use then! ;)

Quote:

Originally Posted by RisqueWritings

As for vibrators, I'm realllllly sensitive, so, I rarely use them. Fingers rock my socks!!! =)

awesome, you're all set up!~ ;-) if your fingers need any biz help, have them key up ICQ # 247-602-982

have a fun week girl! ;)

RisqueWritings · 02-08-2005, 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by IwantU Bryan

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tASSy · 02-08-2005, 10:36 AM

is it sick i'm only thinking "wow when he's back in the game he'll have such a load saved up we won't even be able to see your face when he's done" ? hot hot hot i have faith in you, i know you'll survive, very resourceful girl that you are ;) besides i've sent you all of my porn personally, isn't that enough?!

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RisqueWritings · 02-08-2005, 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by tASSy

is it sick i'm only thinking "wow when he's back in the game he'll have such a load saved up we won't even be able to see your face when he's done" ? hot hot hot i have faith in you, i know you'll survive, very resourceful girl that you are ;) besides i've sent you all of my porn personally, isn't that enough?!

There's never enough Pink Porn! You might have to hop on cam one night for me ;)

BitterPen · 02-08-2005, 12:14 PM

get kinky with produce...

just be sure to wrap it first. Take a shower together... (day 3, after he's feeling a bit better) invite a girlfriend over... video it so he can enjoy later.

SleazyDream · 02-08-2005, 12:15 PM

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fl_prn_str · 02-08-2005, 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TurboAngel

No caulk? LMAO

maybe what she needs is chalk for her blackboard.......

Rinaldo · 02-08-2005, 12:31 PM

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rollinOn20s · 02-08-2005, 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RisqueWritings

So my boyfriend is going under the knife tomorrow for hernia surgery. Do you know what that means? That means no caulk for me for at least a week! Okay, I love masturbation as much as the next, if not more... but, a week is just evil!!!!!

This being so, I'm asking for help... link me to some kick ass masturbation material. Help a girl out!!!!

I even linked a few icons showing you my needs!!!! (yes, that's my ass, why does everyone ask! ;) )

Can you please post some masturbation pics of yourself, so we can do the same!

NinjaSteve · 02-08-2005, 12:49 PM

I think you should get the 10" black dildo and a bottle of lube.

RisqueWritings · 02-08-2005, 01:02 PM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream

male hookers.

a hooker doesn't count as cheating - they're paid to leave.

I thought they were paid to cum... I'm so confused!

RisqueWritings · 02-08-2005, 01:02 PM

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Originally Posted by NinjaSteve

I think you should get the 10" black dildo and a bottle of lube.

I think that scares me! =)

RisqueWritings · 02-08-2005, 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Platinum Rinaldo

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RisqueWritings · 02-08-2005, 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BitterPen

get kinky with produce...

just be sure to wrap it first. Take a shower together... (day 3, after he's feeling a bit better) invite a girlfriend over... video it so he can enjoy later.

Is it cruel to get off with my girl in front of him? ;)

But great ideas, thank you SO much =)

SleazyDream · 02-08-2005, 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by RisqueWritings

I thought they were paid to cum... I'm so confused!

oh GOD no - hookers, male and female - are paid to LEAVE. that's the appeal

MandyBlake · 02-08-2005, 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by TurboAngel

No caulk? LMAO

i honestly think our minds are synched. lol
there is a huge difference between caulk and cock. lol

RisqueWritings · 02-08-2005, 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MandyBlake

i honestly think our minds are synched. lol
there is a huge difference between caulk and cock. lol

Either one, I'm not getting for a while... Unless I go to Home Depot!

TurboAngel · 02-08-2005, 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by MandyBlake

i honestly think our minds are synched. lol
there is a huge difference between caulk and cock. lol

I know! LMFAO

foolio · 02-08-2005, 01:24 PM

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RisqueWritings · 02-08-2005, 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by foolio

just come down to SD and we can take care of you ;)

Seems all the good people are in San Diego!

Dina_C9 · 02-08-2005, 03:49 PM

I apologize for calling you selfish. Sorry!

SleazyDream · 02-08-2005, 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by RisqueWritings

Seems all the good people are in San Diego!

SleazyDream initials are SD..............

tASSy · 02-08-2005, 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream

SleazyDream initials are SD..............

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