Masturbation Assistance Needed!!!!! [teaser pics for help]
 

So my boyfriend is going under the knife tomorrow for hernia surgery. Do you know what that means? That means no caulk for me for at least a week! Okay, I love masturbation as much as the next, if not more... but, a week is just evil!!!!!

This being so, I'm asking for help... link me to some kick ass masturbation material. Help a girl out!!!!

I even linked a few icons showing you my needs!!!! (yes, that's my ass, why does everyone ask! ;) )


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I can't believe you're that selfish! Why don't you say I hope the surgery goes well. You can't survive without having sex for a week?

nice ass.......and buy a sibian

Beutiful Ass :hitit

No caulk? LMAO


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your bf's tongue is still working, no?

grab a vibrator and jump on his face! ;)

your bf will learn self control for a week and you'll get all the help you need. ;)

I'm really not that selfish, it was more meant to be funny.... I'm a total smart ass, so, unless you know me, I guess it could have come off greedy.

Just figured it was a good way to have everyone who's active link me to their sites so I could check them out.

if you like lesbian stuff :) visit my friend fionas forum

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He'll be on Pain Killers for a few days, I think I'll give him a rest =)

As for vibrators, I'm realllllly sensitive, so, I rarely use them. Fingers rock my socks!!! =)

Love the Lesbian! I'll definately check it out, thanks =)

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lol, i guess even his tongue won't be of much use then! ;)


awesome, you're all set up!~ ;-) if your fingers need any biz help, have them key up ICQ # 247-602-982

have a fun week girl! ;)

Why thank you ;)

is it sick i'm only thinking "wow when he's back in the game he'll have such a load saved up we won't even be able to see your face when he's done" ? hot hot hot i have faith in you, i know you'll survive, very resourceful girl that you are ;) besides i've sent you all of my porn personally, isn't that enough?! :1orglaugh

There's never enough Pink Porn! You might have to hop on cam one night for me ;)

get kinky with produce... :thumbsup just be sure to wrap it first. Take a shower together... (day 3, after he's feeling a bit better) invite a girlfriend over... video it so he can enjoy later.

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male hookers.

a hooker doesn't count as cheating - they're paid to leave.

maybe what she needs is chalk for her blackboard....... :1orglaugh

Shoot me a link to pink porn

Can you please post some masturbation pics of yourself, so we can do the same!

I think you should get the 10" black dildo and a bottle of lube.

I thought they were paid to cum... I'm so confused!

I think that scares me! =)

They have a site dedicated to it soooooon... I'm privy to the insider trading on it. HOT.

Hi you

Is it cruel to get off with my girl in front of him? ;)

But great ideas, thank you SO much =)

oh GOD no - hookers, male and female - are paid to LEAVE. that's the appeal

i honestly think our minds are synched. lol
there is a huge difference between caulk and cock. lol

Either one, I'm not getting for a while... Unless I go to Home Depot!

I know! LMFAO


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just come down to SD and we can take care of you ;)

when you're done, send us some action pics :1orglaugh

Seems all the good people are in San Diego!

I apologize for calling you selfish. Sorry!

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I love good masturbation! Thanks for the links =)