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Old 02-07-2005, 10:28 PM   #1
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Funny REAL names

In a former life, I worked for a market research company in Cleveland, OH. Another thread got me to thinking about the secretary we had who kept track of people with funny names. Some were people we interviewed, some were people we did business with. Here are a few 100% real names I encountered while working there:

Weasel Strychnine - this was a guy we actually di business with. I forget what company he was from.

Porsche Mercedes Dotsun - I interviewed this woman, myself. At first our name keeper didn't see what was so funny about Porsche's name then I pointed out that ALL THREE of her names are automobile brands.

Goy Messiah - another interviewee, I believe. What a name.

Man, there were dozens and dozens of others but it's been many years. Post any good funny names you personally know to be real, not just ones you've heard (Lemonjello, Chlamydia, etc, no urban legends baloney).

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Old 02-07-2005, 10:42 PM   #2
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Wow, we are really hurting for something decent to chat about these days.
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Old 02-07-2005, 10:54 PM   #3
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My last name is Buss, pronounced like "bus". I swear if I have a boy I'll name him Yellow.
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Old 02-07-2005, 10:56 PM   #4
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yellow buss and if he's short he will be known as little yellow buss sort of like the special kids ride in so be careful lol
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Old 02-07-2005, 10:59 PM   #5
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If I have a boy, I'll call him Justin Case
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Old 02-08-2005, 01:03 AM   #6
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I went to school with Penny Nichols. I dated Rod Hopper.
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Old 02-08-2005, 01:04 AM   #7
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LOL, you guys are going to be cruel parents. I want to hear silly names that already exist, though, not what you're going to hang on your poor kids.

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Old 02-08-2005, 01:05 AM   #8
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