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SpyCam · 11-23-2001, 06:30 AM

Do you have the sense of humour? Yes?
Vote for joke(s) you like

P.S. do not get angry on me because of some kind of jokes, since i wasn't the one who created them.

ok, let's go:

1. Marriage - it's too big price for socks washed for free

2. You must know - overusing of Viagra becomes a big frequent headache for women

3. Women wanna make men a mixture of vibrator and bankomat

4. What's the difference between B.Spears clips and Porn movies? Porn movies have better music

5. What's the difference between Erotic and Pronographic photo? Erotic photo - when it's 1600x1200 and pronographic photo - 320x200

6. 70 ways to satisfy a woman: 69 + go shopping

7. What's diplomacy? Diplomacy it's the ability to speak very kindly and politely "Good doggy, good" till you find usable brick

8. Statistics show, that 9 males of 10 like young cute women with midsize breasts, and 10th likes the other nine

9. What's the difference between Kasanova and Tax Police? In both cases you're fucked by professionals

10. Wisdom tells: you won't drink all the vodka in the world and you won't fuck all the women... But we need to try

11. If you don't smoke and don't drink alcohol - that means that you'll die healthy

12. The first sign of pregnancy: you wanna throw up and you don't wanna make your homeworks

13. It isn't the truth that there are no gentlemen left... I saw one man yesterday, he had an umbrella up one women when she was changing the wheel of his car

14. Ones, who say that we need to drink more alcohol and the others, who say that we need to drink less agree with one thing: we need to drink

15. 3 words which i hear when i make love: "Darling, I'm back"

16. How do we call sex without words? - Oral

17. Well, oral sex = cannibalism

18. Fight for peace is the same as sex for innocence

19. If checkers - sport, then masturbation - heavy athletics

20. Lawyer - a man who can write a document of 20 pages and call it brief

21. What's good in female milk? Package

22. Breats - the face of women

23. Physics: Fluid placed in body, after 7 years goes to school

24. Not everything, that rises in the morning is called The Sun

25. Dissection showed that the reason of death is dissection

26. Why God created perfume and make-up? Because women are ugly and smell bad

27. Scientists found female hormones in beer: males start jabber/twaddle intensively and they loose their ability to drive a car after they drink some beer

28. Without woman, like without hands. But with hands, like with woman.

29. Tbe Bible teaches us to love our close, and Kama Sutra teaches us - how

30. Why does gorilla have such wide nostrils? because of thick fingers

31. They were 3 of them standing on a bridge: he, she and his

I hope you like them. you can share jokes as well.

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Theo · 11-23-2001, 08:16 AM

very nice

i vote 5 and 20

Roald · 11-23-2001, 08:23 AM

Still 24

SpyCam · 11-23-2001, 01:34 PM

well, i didn't think that guys on GFY have no time for a fast vote

BruceM · 11-23-2001, 07:43 PM

corvette · 11-23-2001, 07:48 PM

10. Wisdom tells: you won't drink all the vodka in the world and you won't fuck all the women... But we need to try

corvette · 11-23-2001, 07:50 PM

10. Wisdom tells: you won't drink all the vodka in the world and you won't fuck all the women... But we need to try

SpyCam · 11-24-2001, 08:01 AM

hehe

Phill · 11-24-2001, 08:11 AM

Haha, those jokes were so incredibly unfunny that I could not stop laughing

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boneprone · 11-24-2001, 10:25 PM

crabs are dancing.

Crysty · 11-25-2001, 03:36 AM

Add this one to your collection
A policeman stops a blonde
Lady, I want to see your driving license, he says.
Uhmm...what's that, she ask
It's a thing with your picture on it , the policeman replies
She start looking in her purse ..and she found her mirror..she looks , see herself and give the mirror to the policeman.
He looks at the mirror and say:
Excuse me, lady, I didnt know you work on the police too!

SpyCam · 11-25-2001, 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Crysty:
Add this one to your collection
A policeman stops a blonde
Lady, I want to see your driving license, he says.
Uhmm...what's that, she ask
It's a thing with your picture on it , the policeman replies
She start looking in her purse ..and she found her mirror..she looks , see herself and give the mirror to the policeman.
He looks at the mirror and say:
Excuse me, lady, I didnt know you work on the police too!

This one is damn good

I went here 3 times and laughed all 3 ones like i was reading that for the first time

11-23-2001, 06:30 AM	#1
SpyCam PoiSEO.com Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: PoiSEO.com Posts: 1,201	Funny. Vote for a joke! Do you have the sense of humour? Yes? Vote for joke(s) you like P.S. do not get angry on me because of some kind of jokes, since i wasn't the one who created them. ok, let's go: 1. Marriage - it's too big price for socks washed for free 2. You must know - overusing of Viagra becomes a big frequent headache for women 3. Women wanna make men a mixture of vibrator and bankomat 4. What's the difference between B.Spears clips and Porn movies? Porn movies have better music 5. What's the difference between Erotic and Pronographic photo? Erotic photo - when it's 1600x1200 and pronographic photo - 320x200 6. 70 ways to satisfy a woman: 69 + go shopping 7. What's diplomacy? Diplomacy it's the ability to speak very kindly and politely "Good doggy, good" till you find usable brick 8. Statistics show, that 9 males of 10 like young cute women with midsize breasts, and 10th likes the other nine 9. What's the difference between Kasanova and Tax Police? In both cases you're fucked by professionals 10. Wisdom tells: you won't drink all the vodka in the world and you won't fuck all the women... But we need to try 11. If you don't smoke and don't drink alcohol - that means that you'll die healthy 12. The first sign of pregnancy: you wanna throw up and you don't wanna make your homeworks 13. It isn't the truth that there are no gentlemen left... I saw one man yesterday, he had an umbrella up one women when she was changing the wheel of his car 14. Ones, who say that we need to drink more alcohol and the others, who say that we need to drink less agree with one thing: we need to drink 15. 3 words which i hear when i make love: "Darling, I'm back" 16. How do we call sex without words? - Oral 17. Well, oral sex = cannibalism 18. Fight for peace is the same as sex for innocence 19. If checkers - sport, then masturbation - heavy athletics 20. Lawyer - a man who can write a document of 20 pages and call it brief 21. What's good in female milk? Package 22. Breats - the face of women 23. Physics: Fluid placed in body, after 7 years goes to school 24. Not everything, that rises in the morning is called The Sun 25. Dissection showed that the reason of death is dissection 26. Why God created perfume and make-up? Because women are ugly and smell bad 27. Scientists found female hormones in beer: males start jabber/twaddle intensively and they loose their ability to drive a car after they drink some beer 28. Without woman, like without hands. But with hands, like with woman. 29. Tbe Bible teaches us to love our close, and Kama Sutra teaches us - how 30. Why does gorilla have such wide nostrils? because of thick fingers 31. They were 3 of them standing on a bridge: he, she and his I hope you like them. you can share jokes as well. ------------------ SpyCam http://www.granny-post.com Premium Web D E S I G N [email protected] ICQ: 59060095

11-23-2001, 08:16 AM	#2
Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	very nice i vote 5 and 20

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SpyCam PoiSEO.com Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: PoiSEO.com Posts: 1,201	well, i didn't think that guys on GFY have no time for a fast vote

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11-24-2001, 08:01 AM	#8
SpyCam PoiSEO.com Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: PoiSEO.com Posts: 1,201	hehe

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11-25-2001, 03:36 AM	#11
Crysty Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 32	Add this one to your collection A policeman stops a blonde Lady, I want to see your driving license, he says. Uhmm...what's that, she ask It's a thing with your picture on it , the policeman replies She start looking in her purse ..and she found her mirror..she looks , see herself and give the mirror to the policeman. He looks at the mirror and say: Excuse me, lady, I didnt know you work on the police too!