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1. Marriage - it's too big price for socks washed for free

2. You must know - overusing of Viagra becomes a big frequent headache for women

3. Women wanna make men a mixture of vibrator and bankomat

4. What's the difference between B.Spears clips and Porn movies? Porn movies have better music

5. What's the difference between Erotic and Pronographic photo? Erotic photo - when it's 1600x1200 and pronographic photo - 320x200

6. 70 ways to satisfy a woman: 69 + go shopping

7. What's diplomacy? Diplomacy it's the ability to speak very kindly and politely "Good doggy, good" till you find usable brick

8. Statistics show, that 9 males of 10 like young cute women with midsize breasts, and 10th likes the other nine

9. What's the difference between Kasanova and Tax Police? In both cases you're fucked by professionals

10. Wisdom tells: you won't drink all the vodka in the world and you won't fuck all the women... But we need to try

11. If you don't smoke and don't drink alcohol - that means that you'll die healthy

12. The first sign of pregnancy: you wanna throw up and you don't wanna make your homeworks

13. It isn't the truth that there are no gentlemen left... I saw one man yesterday, he had an umbrella up one women when she was changing the wheel of his car

14. Ones, who say that we need to drink more alcohol and the others, who say that we need to drink less agree with one thing: we need to drink

15. 3 words which i hear when i make love: "Darling, I'm back"

16. How do we call sex without words? - Oral

17. Well, oral sex = cannibalism

18. Fight for peace is the same as sex for innocence

19. If checkers - sport, then masturbation - heavy athletics

20. Lawyer - a man who can write a document of 20 pages and call it brief

21. What's good in female milk? Package

22. Breats - the face of women

23. Physics: Fluid placed in body, after 7 years goes to school

24. Not everything, that rises in the morning is called The Sun

25. Dissection showed that the reason of death is dissection

26. Why God created perfume and make-up? Because women are ugly and smell bad

27. Scientists found female hormones in beer: males start jabber/twaddle intensively and they loose their ability to drive a car after they drink some beer

28. Without woman, like without hands. But with hands, like with woman.

29. Tbe Bible teaches us to love our close, and Kama Sutra teaches us - how

30. Why does gorilla have such wide nostrils? because of thick fingers

31. They were 3 of them standing on a bridge: he, she and his

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