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For Sale:
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He's grade a stock get him while you can. Currently resides in Las Vegas but is willing to relocate. He's been staying with me in Portland for about a week and consumed roughly 1 gallon of hard liquor and all the beer that I keep in the fridge for my guests. He likes to get stoned and eat all of your food too. Once you are out of normal food, he will find what he can and make something out of it. Last night I came home and he was cooking frozen french fries in the same post as pork and beans while drinking even more of my Captain Morgan's. On the flip side.....He has no problem taking out the trash or doing small favors as asked. OK fuck it... You pay for his one way bus ticket to your place and he's yours. Here's a pic. Don't worry, the gun is mine and does not go with him. ![]() |
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that shotty is fugly
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Pimp Pimpppppppppppppppppppp
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is this an auction to see who will charge you the least to take you up on this offer?
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At least I can buy it in my country. |
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The Gun Is Yours? Ok note to self Don't piss of Aaronm
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suburban gangstas and bald rednecks with assault weapons - no matter where you live ya gotta LOVE America.
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I'm afraid if I bid
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So idiot...Which am I? Suburban gangsta or a bald redneck? |
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Let's do some business!
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AaronM is a redneck gangsta.
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Does he have a problem with 12 year old muslim gangsters?
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Hell no, I ain't buying him, he refused to deliver my pizza when I called him. He's of no further use to me, sorry......
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OK...What if I buy the bus ticket and he can sleep in a tent in your back yard? Can we work a deal? |
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Work with me here, bitch. |
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Yes that is correct... i would not be able to afford a 1000 dollar shotgun... i don't care if you have more money then me... you're still an elitist dork.... making fun of someone saying they cant afford a 1000 dollars?... lol .. hurt
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You are all a bunch of racist mother fuckers. I'm trying to sell a perfectly good jiggaboo here and you won't buy him because he's black.
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Nice fuckin Shotgun!
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And I'm not sure about the bayonette, but I can't help but think that it'd be a bad thing putting a bayo at the end of a shotty. Wouldn't it get beat to shit by the shot? Maybe slug... |
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This shit aint funny motha fucka. You better be glad you have that shotty locked up right now.
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Actually...It's about $500 not $1000. And I'm not an elitist...I'm just better than you. ![]() |
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That was a compliment. Don't let that paranoia catch up with you. Fr0gman Webmaster - http://www.kaylinlee.com |
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Your spelling? This is not about spelling. It's about your improper use of the English language in general. If you had a decent education then you would have known this as well as made the comment correctly. As it stands, it appears that you could actually care less. This means that you do care....At least a little. Kind of like the same thing that keeps bringing you back to this thread so I can continue to show how stupid you are. ![]() It's probably not your fault though. I get the feeling that you are just a kid anyway. What time does school start tomorrow? |
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Compliment or not....I called you an idiot for your lack of knowledge I discovered in another thread. |
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I broke your heart by making fun of your shotgun? lol.. i'm sorry princess.. i didn't realize you were so sensitive
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he can stay with me for free but I got no food and wont cover the bus ticket ;)
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Who's making fun of newbies? I'm correcting your mistakes. I should bill you for this shit. Would another "cool thing to do" be making random comments about a shotgun that you know absolutely nothing about in order to gain acceptance on an adult message board? |
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