For Sale:
 

TheSpaceBulldog

He's grade a stock get him while you can.

Currently resides in Las Vegas but is willing to relocate. He's been staying with me in Portland for about a week and consumed roughly 1 gallon of hard liquor and all the beer that I keep in the fridge for my guests.

He likes to get stoned and eat all of your food too. Once you are out of normal food, he will find what he can and make something out of it. Last night I came home and he was cooking frozen french fries in the same post as pork and beans while drinking even more of my Captain Morgan's.

On the flip side.....He has no problem taking out the trash or doing small favors as asked.


OK fuck it... You pay for his one way bus ticket to your place and he's yours.

Here's a pic. Don't worry, the gun is mine and does not go with him.

http://thespacebulldog.com/Pics/TSBGFYShotgun4.jpg

that shotty is fugly

Pimp Pimpppppppppppppppppppp

is this an auction to see who will charge you the least to take you up on this offer?

At least I can buy it in my country.

The Gun Is Yours? Ok note to self Don't piss of Aaronm :1orglaugh

yo need a permit for that in Oregon or just for pistols?

http://pix.segfault.cz/gfy/people/aaronm1.jpg

You don't need a permit for either.

suburban gangstas and bald rednecks with assault weapons - no matter where you live ya gotta LOVE America.

Fr0gman
Webmaster - http://www.kaylinlee.com

damn, here you need to get fingerprinted, 4 people that will vouche for you and alot more red tape.

I just want to PACK HEAT!!!!!!

I'm afraid if I bid :2 cents: I might end up having him so lemme think a bit :upsidedow

So idiot...Which am I?

Suburban gangsta or a bald redneck?

http://ampcontent.com/Piks/layer41.jpg

:thumbsup :thumbsup can you say OWNED :pimp

just because we cant buy them doesn't mean we don't have them.. :2 cents:

Chances are....YOU can't afford it.

Best part if that pic is the bullet in the chamber peeking out out you. Is that a laser in place of the old slide guide under the barrel?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

You have it all wrong.

AaronM is a redneck gangsta.

SOLD!!!!!!!!!

I'm sorry Aaron but my house is full right now otherwise I'd help you out for sure... :( :ak47: :helpme

Does he have a problem with 12 year old muslim gangsters?

Hell no, I ain't buying him, he refused to deliver my pizza when I called him. He's of no further use to me, sorry...... :1orglaugh

OK...What if I buy the bus ticket and he can sleep in a tent in your back yard?

Can we work a deal?

I'll send a pizza on the bus with him.

Work with me here, bitch.

Ummm...the backyards being worked on right now too...Yeah!

Have you cleaned out your garage yet?

Yes that is correct... i would not be able to afford a 1000 dollar shotgun... i don't care if you have more money then me... you're still an elitist dork.... making fun of someone saying they cant afford a 1000 dollars?... lol .. hurt

You are all a bunch of racist mother fuckers. I'm trying to sell a perfectly good jiggaboo here and you won't buy him because he's black. :mad:

Did I mention that he cooks some mean fried chicken?

:1orglaugh Nope - where do you think I put all the Halloween shit!?

Nice fuckin Shotgun!

Everything there except the AR-15 variant can be legally owned and used in Canada. Ironically, the AR-10 (which is essentially a .308/7.62mm version of the AR-15) CAN be owned and used... at least, last time I checked, which has been a few years, admittedly.

And I'm not sure about the bayonette, but I can't help but think that it'd be a bad thing putting a bayo at the end of a shotty. Wouldn't it get beat to shit by the shot? Maybe slug...

This shit aint funny motha fucka. You better be glad you have that shotty locked up right now.

Actually...It's about $500 not $1000.

And I'm not an elitist...I'm just better than you. :glugglug

I am sorry, I read the title incorrectly. You want us to pay you. Have you tried Ebay?

I could care less what you think about me, i think i am doing damn well for myself...

:321GFY

The correct term is:

"I couldn't care less."

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:1orglaugh

That was a compliment. Don't let that paranoia catch up with you.

Fr0gman
Webmaster - http://www.kaylinlee.com

haha you're halarious.. resorting to dissecting my spelling? real mature.

Your spelling? This is not about spelling. It's about your improper use of the English language in general. If you had a decent education then you would have known this as well as made the comment correctly.

As it stands, it appears that you could actually care less. This means that you do care....At least a little.

Kind of like the same thing that keeps bringing you back to this thread so I can continue to show how stupid you are. :glugglug

It's probably not your fault though. I get the feeling that you are just a kid anyway. What time does school start tomorrow?

Compliment or not....I called you an idiot for your lack of knowledge I discovered in another thread.

I'd like to see that auction :1orglaugh

I'd seriously post it but I'm afraid they would terminate my account for it. :disgust

i'm thinking of skipping school tomorrow ... so i can make fun of the newbies on another board i frequent.... you know.. cause thats the cool thing to be doing :)

I broke your heart by making fun of your shotgun? lol.. i'm sorry princess.. i didn't realize you were so sensitive

he can stay with me for free but I got no food and wont cover the bus ticket ;)

Who's making fun of newbies? I'm correcting your mistakes. I should bill you for this shit.

Would another "cool thing to do" be making random comments about a shotgun that you know absolutely nothing about in order to gain acceptance on an adult message board?