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TakingOver · 02-05-2005, 02:37 AM

Jay Leno got Dave Letterman's stop so he took his top ten list to another studio...but on this board I'd like to ask what are the top ways to generate traffic? Maybe even buy it?

???

vivency-AdamQ · 02-05-2005, 02:39 AM

1) not give newbs hints hehe

eMonk · 02-05-2005, 02:40 AM

#2 aol chatrooms

Evil1 · 02-05-2005, 02:40 AM

lol, i dont think this thread is going to go quite as this guy had planned.

NaughtyINC · 02-05-2005, 02:41 AM

renting a blimp and placing ur url on it and flying around southbeach

Evil1 · 02-05-2005, 02:42 AM

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Originally Posted by NaughtyINC

renting a blimp and placing ur url on it and flying around southbeach

fuck, and here i was thinking this thread would produce no good tips

sean416 · 02-05-2005, 02:43 AM

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Originally Posted by NaughtyINC

renting a blimp and placing ur url on it and flying around southbeach

No, you;'re far better off renting a plane and dropping fliers. When people have to look up at a blimp it stresses their neck and sometimes they associate a bad connotation with the product being advertised. I've had much better luck just dropping heaps of fliers out of a plane.

eMonk · 02-05-2005, 02:43 AM

#3 fan signs! (let's see them ladies)

UnclePecker · 02-05-2005, 02:45 AM

Keep a big magic marker on you at all times.
Write your url on the wall of every public bathroom you can;)

eMonk · 02-05-2005, 02:45 AM

#4 "juicy approved threads"

NaughtyINC · 02-05-2005, 02:46 AM

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Originally Posted by sean416

No, you;'re far better off renting a plane and dropping fliers. When people have to look up at a blimp it stresses their neck and sometimes they associate a bad connotation with the product being advertised. I've had much better luck just dropping heaps of fliers out of a plane.

imma order 50k of flyers with *******.... thanks for the advice

vivency-AdamQ · 02-05-2005, 02:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Evil1

lol, i dont think this thread is going to go quite as this guy had planned.

then it wouldnt be as fun and adventurous!!!

TakingOver · 02-05-2005, 02:51 AM

I was thinking trade shows... but I could fly the plane over a trade show and dump out all the flyers...parachute naked out of the plane followed by some naked girls...landing on an elephant to parade us to our exhibit display...????

Wiggles · 02-05-2005, 04:49 AM

write your site address on your chest and run through superbowl.

smack · 02-05-2005, 04:50 AM

tatooing your name on a fat chicks forehead, then hopping her up on PCP and letting her run buck naked through town.

polish_aristocrat · 02-05-2005, 04:54 AM

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Originally Posted by UnclePecker

Keep a big magic marker on you at all times.
Write your url on the wall of every public bathroom you can;)

interesting

Brad Gosse · 02-05-2005, 06:59 AM

Post pics and gallery links on GFY for the surfers

Sarah - GTS · 02-05-2005, 07:07 AM

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Originally Posted by TakingOver

Maybe even buy it?

???

Okay fine I'll give this guy some actual advise and Spam while I'm at it

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ffmihai · 02-05-2005, 07:10 AM

buy from my signature!

02-05-2005, 02:37 AM	#1
TakingOver Registered User Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 26	Top Ten Ways to Generate Traffic! Jay Leno got Dave Letterman's stop so he took his top ten list to another studio...but on this board I'd like to ask what are the top ways to generate traffic? Maybe even buy it? ???

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TakingOver Registered User Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 26	I was thinking trade shows... but I could fly the plane over a trade show and dump out all the flyers...parachute naked out of the plane followed by some naked girls...landing on an elephant to parade us to our exhibit display...????

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