Top Ten Ways to Generate Traffic!
 

Jay Leno got Dave Letterman's stop so he took his top ten list to another studio...but on this board I'd like to ask what are the top ways to generate traffic? Maybe even buy it?

???

1) not give newbs hints hehe

#2 aol chatrooms :1orglaugh

lol, i dont think this thread is going to go quite as this guy had planned.

renting a blimp and placing ur url on it and flying around southbeach

fuck, and here i was thinking this thread would produce no good tips

No, you;'re far better off renting a plane and dropping fliers. When people have to look up at a blimp it stresses their neck and sometimes they associate a bad connotation with the product being advertised. I've had much better luck just dropping heaps of fliers out of a plane.

#3 fan signs! (let's see them ladies) :1orglaugh

Keep a big magic marker on you at all times.
Write your url on the wall of every public bathroom you can;)

#4 "juicy approved threads" :1orglaugh

imma order 50k of flyers with *******.... thanks for the advice :)

then it wouldnt be as fun and adventurous!!! :)

I was thinking trade shows... but I could fly the plane over a trade show and dump out all the flyers...parachute naked out of the plane followed by some naked girls...landing on an elephant to parade us to our exhibit display...????

write your site address on your chest and run through superbowl.

tatooing your name on a fat chicks forehead, then hopping her up on PCP and letting her run buck naked through town.

interesting :)

Post pics and gallery links on GFY for the surfers

Okay fine I'll give this guy some actual advise and Spam while I'm at it :winkwink:

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