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s9ann0 · 05-21-2006, 11:16 AM

when they get to 30 ?

do they suddenly have some kind of massive problem making decisions

BoyAlley · 05-21-2006, 11:17 AM

Uhm.......... ?

Basic_man · 05-21-2006, 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley

Uhm.......... ?

You can't understand.. you're gay!!!!!!!!

Murderous · 05-21-2006, 11:21 AM

Why must it start at 30? It pretty much comes at puberty.

Libertine · 05-21-2006, 11:37 AM

All women are crazy. Period. (actually, I suspect that last bit to be an important cause)

psili · 05-21-2006, 11:42 AM

I think people, as a whole, are pretty crazy.

The only way two people can mesh is because both can put up with each other's bullshit / craziness / whatever. So if you're in a relationship, the only reason is because both of you can put up with each other's insanity.

However, I think women are pretty fucked up in the head. As I look back over all my relationships, including my current one... yes... women are fucked in the head. At 30, though, I have a lot more patience. ;)

BoyAlley · 05-21-2006, 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Basic_man

You can't understand.. you're gay!!!!!!!!

OMG I'M GAY?!?!?! That would explain last night I guess.........

NoWhErE · 05-21-2006, 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley

OMG I'M GAY?!?!?! That would explain last night I guess.........

You rocked my world!

Libertine · 05-21-2006, 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by psili

I think people, as a whole, are pretty crazy.

The only way two people can mesh is because both can put up with each other's bullshit / craziness / whatever. So if you're in a relationship, the only reason is because both of you can put up with each other's insanity.

However, I think women are pretty fucked up in the head. As I look back over all my relationships, including my current one... yes... women are fucked in the head. At 30, though, I have a lot more patience. ;)

Women are definitely crazier than men. Some examples:

Ask a man, "want a beer?", and he'll give any of the following answers:
A: Yes.
B: Yeah.
C: Sure.
D: Hell yeah.

Ask a woman "want a beer?", and she may answer:
A: Yes.
B: No.
C: *glare* You know I'm on a diet! You insensitive bastard! *cries*
D: ...so, anyway, I was talking to Cyndie at work, and she told me she's now dating David, remember, that guy who used to be married to Mary? She's such a slut, btw, and a bad dresser too, always wearing those slutty clothes. What? You don't agree? You've been looking at her, haven't you! You cheating bastard! *cries*

Another example. When an woman asks her male partner "wanna fuck?", he'll give any of the following answers:
A: Yes.
B: Yeah.
C: Sure.
D: Hell yeah.

When a man asks his female partner "wanna fuck?", the answer can be any of the following:
A: I love it when you talk dirty...
B: *glare* *slap* You insensitive bastard!
C: I have a headache, you insensitive bastard.
D: Why are you so eager all of a sudden? Are you trying to hide something? You're cheating on me, aren't you! With that slut Mary, I just knew it! You cheating bastard! *cries*

Clearly, women are crazy.

NoWhErE · 05-21-2006, 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by punkworld

Women are definitely crazier than men. Some examples:

Ask a man, "want a beer?", and he'll give any of the following answers:
A: Yes.
B: Yeah.
C: Sure.
D: Hell yeah.

Ask a woman "want a beer?", and she may answer:
A: Yes.
B: No.
C: *glare* You know I'm on a diet! You insensitive bastard! *cries*
D: ...so, anyway, I was talking to Cyndie at work, and she told me she's now dating David, remember, that guy who used to be married to Mary? She's such a slut, btw, and a bad dresser too, always wearing those slutty clothes. What? You don't agree? You've been looking at her, haven't you! You cheating bastard! *cries*

Another example. When an woman asks her male partner "wanna fuck?", he'll give any of the following answers:
A: Yes.
B: Yeah.
C: Sure.
D: Hell yeah.

When a man asks his female partner "wanna fuck?", the answer can be any of the following:
A: I love it when you talk dirty...
B: *glare* *slap* You insensitive bastard!
C: I have a headache, you insensitive bastard.
D: Why are you so eager all of a sudden? Are you trying to hide something? You're cheating on me, aren't you! With that slut Mary, I just knew it! You cheating bastard! *cries*

Clearly, women are crazy.

Wow, you just described my conversation last night with my gf

BoyAlley · 05-21-2006, 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by NoWhErE

You rocked my world!

You were kinda loose to be honest....

baddog · 05-21-2006, 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley

You were kinda loose to be honest....

They make cock rings for those of you that may be lacking in girth

baddog · 05-21-2006, 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spanno

when they get to 30 ?

do they suddenly have some kind of massive problem making decisions

Not sure if it is limited to American girls, or that there is some magical age at which it begins.

psili · 05-21-2006, 12:12 PM

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Originally Posted by punkworld

Women are definitely crazier than men. Some examples:

I found that answering "Yes dear" to any female asking a question helps a lot. I don't care if they're a stranger, coworker or a loved one. For some reason "Yes dear", as an answer, works like a champ.

Slap Dot · 05-21-2006, 12:15 PM

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley

You were kinda loose to be honest....

I just got to him first ;)

Jill_J · 05-21-2006, 12:16 PM

I don't know

Libertine · 05-21-2006, 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by psili

I found that answering "Yes dear" to any female asking a question helps a lot. I don't care if they're a stranger, coworker or a loved one. For some reason "Yes dear", as an answer, works like a champ.

It does work, but only until you get so sick and tired of watching movies with Meg Ryan and Hugh Grant that you want to kill yourself.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE · 05-21-2006, 12:43 PM

kill the bitch, no worries

Axzar · 05-21-2006, 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by psili

I found that answering "Yes dear" to any female asking a question helps a lot. I don't care if they're a stranger, coworker or a loved one. For some reason "Yes dear", as an answer, works like a champ.

My old man used to say "Yes chief". One day Mom did not like that anymore, Dad switched to "Yes dear" ever since.

They have been married 50 years. It must be true.

The Ghost · 05-21-2006, 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spanno

when they get to 30 ?

do they suddenly have some kind of massive problem making decisions

What situation prompted this question?

Spunky · 05-21-2006, 01:03 PM

No just crazier

NemesiS876 · 05-21-2006, 02:34 PM

In some way they are but not in everything

E$_manager · 05-21-2006, 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by punkworld

Women are definitely crazier than men. Some examples:

Ask a man, "want a beer?", and he'll give any of the following answers:
A: Yes.
B: Yeah.
C: Sure.
D: Hell yeah.

Ask a woman "want a beer?", and she may answer:
A: Yes.
B: No.
C: *glare* You know I'm on a diet! You insensitive bastard! *cries*
D: ...so, anyway, I was talking to Cyndie at work, and she told me she's now dating David, remember, that guy who used to be married to Mary? She's such a slut, btw, and a bad dresser too, always wearing those slutty clothes. What? You don't agree? You've been looking at her, haven't you! You cheating bastard! *cries*

Another example. When an woman asks her male partner "wanna fuck?", he'll give any of the following answers:
A: Yes.
B: Yeah.
C: Sure.
D: Hell yeah.

When a man asks his female partner "wanna fuck?", the answer can be any of the following:
A: I love it when you talk dirty...
B: *glare* *slap* You insensitive bastard!
C: I have a headache, you insensitive bastard.
D: Why are you so eager all of a sudden? Are you trying to hide something? You're cheating on me, aren't you! With that slut Mary, I just knew it! You cheating bastard! *cries*

Clearly, women are crazy.

the best!

OG LennyT · 05-21-2006, 02:40 PM

long before 30 in some cases.... cant blame them, docs pump em full of every pill conceived and most turn into basketcase zombies.... go into an Ikea sometime and look around : )

E$_manager · 05-21-2006, 02:41 PM

i think that 30 is a hard age for a woman. At that time she will start to think of what she has in her life as she becomes older and not so pretty.

E$_manager · 05-21-2006, 02:44 PM

so not only Americans - all girls are the same

DutchTeenCash · 05-21-2006, 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Cristie

so not only Americans - all girls are the same

yup women are complex

Mr.Right - Banned For Life · 05-21-2006, 04:03 PM

I love american girls.

Elli · 05-21-2006, 04:16 PM

*puzzled look*

*glares*

So THAT'S what you think of me? Mary told you that, didn't she?

*cries*

The Ghost · 05-21-2006, 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Batts

I love american girls.

Batts, we'll trade ya

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psili Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Loveland, CO Posts: 5,526	I think people, as a whole, are pretty crazy. The only way two people can mesh is because both can put up with each other's bullshit / craziness / whatever. So if you're in a relationship, the only reason is because both of you can put up with each other's insanity. However, I think women are pretty fucked up in the head. As I look back over all my relationships, including my current one... yes... women are fucked in the head. At 30, though, I have a lot more patience. ;) __________________ Your post count means nothing.

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