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Old 02-04-2005, 07:18 AM   #1
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My dog just took a 5 minute shit
my dog just dumped a huge loaf on the first push, but then walked around in the shitting position for 5 minutes trying to push out more - im afraid he's going to blow something out of his ass that he needs ... is this normal?
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Old 02-04-2005, 07:22 AM   #2
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Poor dog
That position gotta hurt them
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Old 02-04-2005, 07:36 AM   #3
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Maybe he fell asleep?
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Old 02-04-2005, 07:38 AM   #4
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I hope not but he might be sick...
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Old 02-04-2005, 07:38 AM   #5
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Maybe he's waiting for you to wipe his ass
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Old 02-04-2005, 07:39 AM   #6
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That seems a little weird. You should probably give him some brown rice to help settle his stomach.
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Old 02-04-2005, 07:46 AM   #7
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Maybe he's waiting for you to wipe his ass
Not very likely

Unlike cats, dogs aren't exactly the most clean animals you can think of. When you have a dog in your home you can almost always smell it too.
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Old 02-04-2005, 07:48 AM   #8
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Poor dog
That position gotta hurt them
what he said
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Old 02-04-2005, 08:09 AM   #9
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... When you have a dog in your home you can almost always smell it too.
my dogs farts will clear the room - ok time for a vet appt.
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Old 02-04-2005, 08:11 AM   #10
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my dogs farts will clear the room - ok time for a vet appt.

it's always easy to blam it on the dog.
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Old 02-04-2005, 08:47 AM   #11
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you timed it?....................you gotta get out more often.
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Old 02-04-2005, 08:48 AM   #12
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It's normal. You've never sat on the can trying and trying?
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Old 02-04-2005, 09:12 AM   #13
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My dogs do that all the time. We have to pick up right after because they are poop eaters. Its gross when you have to wait with shit in your hand (in a bag of course) for the dog to finish pinching one off.
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Old 02-04-2005, 09:16 AM   #14
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It's normal. You've never sat on the can trying and trying?
sure, i have labor pain poo's from time to time, but the puzzling thing is he took a HUGE healthy dump, then hobbled around in squeeze formation for 5 minutes ...
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Old 02-04-2005, 09:19 AM   #15
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My dogs do that all the time. We have to pick up right after because they are poop eaters. Its gross when you have to wait with shit in your hand (in a bag of course) for the dog to finish pinching one off.
my dog used to eat cigarette butts out of the ashtray, and chew on used washcloths - if he ate poo id be disturbed.

ps where did this 'dogs mouths are cleaner than ours' bullshit come from? they never brush their teeth, use mouthwash, and they lick their asses ... how can their mouths possibly be cleaner
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Old 02-04-2005, 09:19 AM   #16
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I hope not but he might be sick...
He might have a very hard stomach.....
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Old 02-04-2005, 09:20 AM   #17
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sure, i have labor pain poo's from time to time, but the puzzling thing is he took a HUGE healthy dump, then hobbled around in squeeze formation for 5 minutes ...
He was probably trying to get that last bit out. My dog does that on occassion and will walk around the whole yard trying to get it out. COuld be a slight blockage.
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Old 02-04-2005, 09:42 AM   #18
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What a great, industry related thread. God this place sucks sometimes.
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Old 02-04-2005, 09:45 AM   #19
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why not just call a vet and ask?
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Old 02-04-2005, 09:46 AM   #20
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Maybe he's waiting for you to wipe his ass
dude i just sprayed my screen cus of you. rofl.
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