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Ramos · 02-02-2005, 12:08 PM

Ok, something reminded me of a funny story I would like to share:

So, I go out one night and bump into this fine young lady named Sunshine
Turns out she's a stripper and likes to party
We hangout for a couple days and "Poof" don't hear from her
About a year or so goes by and I bump into her at a club
Again, we start kicking it, but this time she tells me she wants to quit stripping.....
Ok, I kinda take her in, she's hot, young, and has potential (that's what I'm thinking)
So, about 2-3 weeks into it I get a call at work
"Hey, Ramos we have to talk"..I am thinking..ok..wait til I get home
I come home and no Sunshine and none of her stuff is there....I am kinda upset because she was really hot and down for whatever..I was sad!

She took all her stuff, a little of mine, but the video we made together (by the way the tape was consensual) a couple days earlier is still in the video camera pointed right at the bed..now I am not that sad

Fast Forward to 2 years Later:
I just moved into a new apartment and chillin at the pool one saturday with friends...we become friends with this guy Dayrll who just moved in next door to me
So, as you can imagine, We start drinking, cutting up.....and we start talking about chicks, strippers, etc....
So, I tell my buddies about this stripper and a video tape we made together
So..everyone wants to see..Blah blah Blah
We go up to my apartment, pop it in the video and after about a minute, I hear Dayrll say, "Hey man...that's my fucking girlfriend"..

....Before he says the "friend" part of girlfriend, I am already out the door, on the front lawn, waiting for this guy to come after me!

Turns out: Dayrll was the one who came and stole my Sunshine when she was staying with me...Also, she had done him the same way she did me a few weeks earlier!

Small World:For the Record, Dayrll and I have been best buds since that day!

swedguy · 02-02-2005, 12:34 PM

hehe, that's one funny story. When you mentioned "videocamera", "Dayrll" and that she was gone I thought it was going to have a whole different ending

02-02-2005, 12:08 PM	#1
Ramos Custom User Title Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 11,927	Something reminded me of a stripper story from back in the day Ok, something reminded me of a funny story I would like to share: So, I go out one night and bump into this fine young lady named Sunshine Turns out she's a stripper and likes to party We hangout for a couple days and "Poof" don't hear from her About a year or so goes by and I bump into her at a club Again, we start kicking it, but this time she tells me she wants to quit stripping..... Ok, I kinda take her in, she's hot, young, and has potential (that's what I'm thinking) So, about 2-3 weeks into it I get a call at work "Hey, Ramos we have to talk"..I am thinking..ok..wait til I get home I come home and no Sunshine and none of her stuff is there....I am kinda upset because she was really hot and down for whatever..I was sad! She took all her stuff, a little of mine, but the video we made together (by the way the tape was consensual) a couple days earlier is still in the video camera pointed right at the bed..now I am not that sad Fast Forward to 2 years Later: I just moved into a new apartment and chillin at the pool one saturday with friends...we become friends with this guy Dayrll who just moved in next door to me So, as you can imagine, We start drinking, cutting up.....and we start talking about chicks, strippers, etc.... So, I tell my buddies about this stripper and a video tape we made together So..everyone wants to see..Blah blah Blah We go up to my apartment, pop it in the video and after about a minute, I hear Dayrll say, "Hey man...that's my fucking girlfriend".. ....Before he says the "friend" part of girlfriend, I am already out the door, on the front lawn, waiting for this guy to come after me! Turns out: Dayrll was the one who came and stole my Sunshine when she was staying with me...Also, she had done him the same way she did me a few weeks earlier! Small World:For the Record, Dayrll and I have been best buds since that day! __________________ blewit.com - Performance & Pleasure Training For Men.

02-02-2005, 12:34 PM	#2
swedguy Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 7,981	hehe, that's one funny story. When you mentioned "videocamera", "Dayrll" and that she was gone I thought it was going to have a whole different ending