Funny mail from a member's wife - GoFuckYourself.com

AudreyLive · 02-01-2005, 06:58 PM

I received a message from one of my members yesterday:

'had hoped to have made it to 100 posts but dint i have to unsucribe from the site getting married and its one of the things that has to go. have enjoyed all the things i have seen. one day i may come back hope you will do good in the comeing year have fun'

When I woke up and checked out my mails this morning, I saw he sent me another message so I checked it out. It was in fact from his wife:

'hi this is his wife. i dont think he will be on much any more cause now ill be his wife, the only woman in his life. he found someone better than you sorry'

'one day i may come back' Maybe he plans divorce already?

sonofsam · 02-01-2005, 07:00 PM

i'll take his spot... give me his user/pass hahah

AphEX · 02-01-2005, 07:05 PM

LOL
Thats a good one.
I'm sure he will be back pretty soon because you are sooo addictive ;-)

TheLegacy · 02-01-2005, 07:07 PM

if you were any good in sales, you would have had her interested in signing up just to talk to you ;)

TheMob · 02-01-2005, 07:08 PM

hehe, how did his wife figure out about it?

andrej_NDC · 02-01-2005, 07:18 PM

was it in english?

02-01-2005, 07:20 PM

Rorschach · 02-01-2005, 07:27 PM

fucking dumb bitch needs a punch in the head

wargames · 02-01-2005, 07:35 PM

He'll be back I'm sure.

sonofsam · 02-01-2005, 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rorschach

fucking dumb bitch needs a punch in the head

ahhahaha werd

inthestars · 02-01-2005, 07:40 PM

His wife unit is lame as hell..

axelcat · 02-01-2005, 07:44 PM

bdld · 02-01-2005, 07:44 PM

hopefully he'll re-join after the sex dies down.

Oncle_Benny · 02-01-2005, 07:46 PM

....jealous ??

Warden · 02-01-2005, 07:46 PM

I need a translator for that post

rollinOn20s · 02-01-2005, 07:46 PM

Thats way toooo funny

swedguy · 02-01-2005, 08:00 PM

hahaha, I haven't heard about someone getting a mail from a members wife before

sickkittens · 02-01-2005, 09:00 PM

He'll be back sooner than you think. ;)

Basic_man · 02-01-2005, 09:00 PM

This girl is a real bitch ! but this email is pretty funny !

boner 2.0 · 02-01-2005, 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Basic_man

This girl is a real bitch ! but this email is pretty funny !

You said it all

Exactly what I was going to say lol

AudreyLive · 02-01-2005, 10:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheMob

hehe, how did his wife figure out about it?

I have no idea, but I'm kind of curious about that too

Ar3s · 02-01-2005, 10:32 PM

hehehe lol , but very nice see those emails ( talking about first one) he actually enjoy and have time to email you and thanks!

hehe
good luck!

foolio · 02-01-2005, 11:55 PM

LOL I wonder how many emaisl she sent out

inthestars · 02-02-2005, 12:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AudreyLive

I have no idea, but I'm kind of curious about that too

The history cache.. they probably share a computer.

BuggyG · 02-02-2005, 09:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam

i'll take his spot... give me his user/pass hahah

heheh had teh same idea
already spent time going over the site
so why not have anotehr reason to spend more time
and fuck off work?!?!?

:

Doctor Dre · 02-02-2005, 09:16 AM

That guy will get leeched overrrr

jacked · 02-02-2005, 09:18 AM

LOL you know that guy will be back give him time to get a new CC that his wifey doens't know about

Babagirls · 02-02-2005, 09:18 AM

she already isnt fullfilling his "desires", thats why he came to you in the first place.
he'll be back! lol

Kron · 02-02-2005, 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by foolio

LOL I wonder how many emaisl she sent out

lol
I bet it is 10+ :D

skillfull · 02-02-2005, 09:45 AM

730 3 1:243

audrey convert ;)

gxer · 02-02-2005, 09:48 AM

answer her you are not goimg to share your "Valued Customer" with anyone

lol

Serious-Partner · 02-02-2005, 09:53 AM

holy shit that just made me laught out loud

02-01-2005, 06:58 PM	#1
AudreyLive Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 2,061	Funny mail from a member's wife I received a message from one of my members yesterday: 'had hoped to have made it to 100 posts but dint i have to unsucribe from the site getting married and its one of the things that has to go. have enjoyed all the things i have seen. one day i may come back hope you will do good in the comeing year have fun' When I woke up and checked out my mails this morning, I saw he sent me another message so I checked it out. It was in fact from his wife: 'hi this is his wife. i dont think he will be on much any more cause now ill be his wife, the only woman in his life. he found someone better than you sorry' 'one day i may come back' Maybe he plans divorce already? __________________ Wanna make money with AudreyLive.com? I convert and I retain! CLICK HERE NOW - 60% Revshare - $30-35 Per Signup - 5% referrals - Epassporte payments

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