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AudreyLive 02-01-2005 06:58 PM

Funny mail from a member's wife
 
I received a message from one of my members yesterday:

'had hoped to have made it to 100 posts but dint i have to unsucribe from the site getting married and its one of the things that has to go. have enjoyed all the things i have seen. one day i may come back hope you will do good in the comeing year have fun'

When I woke up and checked out my mails this morning, I saw he sent me another message so I checked it out. It was in fact from his wife:

'hi this is his wife. i dont think he will be on much any more cause now ill be his wife, the only woman in his life. he found someone better than you sorry'

'one day i may come back' Maybe he plans divorce already? :1orglaugh

sonofsam 02-01-2005 07:00 PM

i'll take his spot... give me his user/pass hahah :)

AphEX 02-01-2005 07:05 PM

LOL
Thats a good one.
I'm sure he will be back pretty soon because you are sooo addictive ;-)

TheLegacy 02-01-2005 07:07 PM

if you were any good in sales, you would have had her interested in signing up just to talk to you ;)

TheMob 02-01-2005 07:08 PM

hehe, how did his wife figure out about it?

andrej_NDC 02-01-2005 07:18 PM

was it in english? :(

buddyjuf 02-01-2005 07:20 PM

:1orglaugh

Rorschach 02-01-2005 07:27 PM

fucking dumb bitch needs a punch in the head

wargames 02-01-2005 07:35 PM

He'll be back I'm sure. :1orglaugh

sonofsam 02-01-2005 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rorschach
fucking dumb bitch needs a punch in the head

ahhahaha werd:)

inthestars 02-01-2005 07:40 PM

His wife unit is lame as hell..

axelcat 02-01-2005 07:44 PM

:1orglaugh

bdld 02-01-2005 07:44 PM

hopefully he'll re-join after the sex dies down.

Oncle_Benny 02-01-2005 07:46 PM

....jealous ?? :1orglaugh

Warden 02-01-2005 07:46 PM

I need a translator for that post :1orglaugh

rollinOn20s 02-01-2005 07:46 PM

Thats way toooo funny

swedguy 02-01-2005 08:00 PM

hahaha, I haven't heard about someone getting a mail from a members wife before :1orglaugh

sickkittens 02-01-2005 09:00 PM

He'll be back sooner than you think. ;)

Basic_man 02-01-2005 09:00 PM

This girl is a real bitch ! but this email is pretty funny !

boner 2.0 02-01-2005 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Basic_man
This girl is a real bitch ! but this email is pretty funny !

You said it all :1orglaugh Exactly what I was going to say lol

AudreyLive 02-01-2005 10:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheMob
hehe, how did his wife figure out about it?

I have no idea, but I'm kind of curious about that too :winkwink:

Ar3s 02-01-2005 10:32 PM

hehehe lol , but very nice see those emails ( talking about first one) he actually enjoy and have time to email you and thanks! :) hehe
good luck!

foolio 02-01-2005 11:55 PM

LOL I wonder how many emaisl she sent out

inthestars 02-02-2005 12:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AudreyLive
I have no idea, but I'm kind of curious about that too :winkwink:

The history cache.. they probably share a computer.

BuggyG 02-02-2005 09:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam
i'll take his spot... give me his user/pass hahah :)

heheh had teh same idea
already spent time going over the site
so why not have anotehr reason to spend more time
and fuck off work?!?!? :thumbsup:

Doctor Dre 02-02-2005 09:16 AM

That guy will get leeched overrrr

jacked 02-02-2005 09:18 AM

LOL you know that guy will be back give him time to get a new CC that his wifey doens't know about

Babagirls 02-02-2005 09:18 AM

she already isnt fullfilling his "desires", thats why he came to you in the first place.
he'll be back! lol :thumbsup

Kron 02-02-2005 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by foolio
LOL I wonder how many emaisl she sent out

lol
I bet it is 10+ :D

skillfull 02-02-2005 09:45 AM

730 3 1:243

audrey convert ;)

gxer 02-02-2005 09:48 AM

answer her you are not goimg to share your "Valued Customer" with anyone :) lol

Serious-Partner 02-02-2005 09:53 AM

holy shit that just made me laught out loud :1orglaugh


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