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Frickin lying Internet dates
So I meet this chick on hot or not, she's cool nice pic. We meet at Disneyland the next day. I'm stoked untill...
300 pounds and uuuugly I have nothing against big girls but damn this chic scammed me. And to make it worse I felt bad and spent the whole day roaming around Disneyland. Luckily D land was cool, tower of fear, some flying thing and Indiana Jones where the bomb. Anyways just venting. Chicks quit lying on-line about your looks, fucked up man ![]() |
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totally fucked up I can't stand dishonest people
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you should show us her pic
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The rides must be great atl least.
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O.K. I will grab the pic
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That aint so bad. I went to a chicks house I met online and she had a bigger cock then me
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so what was her excuse?
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Shit I don't know why. It's funny because I actually did try to bail out but the only way out was up a huge escalator. She would of seen the only person leaving Disneyland up this huge escalator at the parking garage and knew it was me. Also here friend worked there so I was thinking discount and no lines. |
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ahhh dude never go on a date without a full body shot. Even if that wasn't her pic I went on a date with a chick that had a nice face but absolutly massive butt. I'm petty and I don't mind admitting to it but it's not just that it's getting duped that really pissed me off.
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she didnt really lie to you did she? give the chick a break
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did you at least get a blow job from her??
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Now with more Jayne
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I never get people that lie when they meet people over the 'net. If the whole purpose is to eventually meet then you should be making sure straight away that you both know the truth about each other.
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You mean freakin'?
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![]() Yep Sarah I was pissed but I was more pissed at myself for fealing bad and spending the whole day with her. Like a chump |
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what the fuck man? i told you before we met that i was a preop and you said you didnt care. now i come here and find out you posted my pic and bashing me?
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Should have just bought her a churro and left the bitch wandering, e-liars suck.
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incredible in the picture she looks thin...
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Am I the only one thinking that I'd rather drink bleach than go on a first date to Disneyland, no matter how hot the other person was???
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First dates should involve lost of alcohol and drugs. I like to get fucked up and fuck
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Something similar happened to me, except I was meeting her and her friends with my friends in Whistler. When I saw the girl and she introduced herself, me and another guy literally ran away screaming. I think she got the message.
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well she shouldnt have miss informed you but big girls need love to
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should of done her anyways, and just chalked it up to another scary ass disney ride.
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A fat girl tried to pull this shit on me and i called her on it and left. Its mean yes but i live in the real world and if im a guy and if your looks make me flacid everytime i see you then i don't want a relationship with you.
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I've met my fair share of guys online, I NEVER EVER EVER EVER meet them IN PUBLIC for a first date. Its always better to meet them at their place, don't let them know where you are... anyway, you meet there, if they arent what they said, you don't have to be seen with them in public. OMG here's why... about 3 yrs ago this guy wanted to meet, told me he was 6'2" and 230 and that he played hockey and was a goalie. Ok, so tells me he will be in a dark shirt & pants. I go to the club, this cute guy in dark pants & shirt is looking at me (i sent the loser a pic, he never sent me one, so i know HE knows what I look like) so I'm guessing its him. I walk up, say hi, ask him if his name is Jason, he says no, I was disappointed. SO standing by the door with my sister, this 400+ lb guy comes in, and she says "I bet thats him" ... eventually he makes eye contact enough I feel bad, and I walk up and introduce myself, its him. I ditched him at the bar and went off with 7 guys from a bachelor party in a limo. lol Ok bad story #2 ... a few months ago this guy wants to hang out. I'm bored, In the city with nothing to do, so I said, sure I have to do some birthday shopping for my nephew, you can join me. He meets me in front of the mall, and he literally was twice the size of his pics. Don't get me wrong, I LOVE stocky, bigger guys, this guy was a lil too big in the pic for starters, but hey, what the hell, he seems nice, IN PERSON he's like 400 lbs! And he shows up with a sandwich bag of brownies he made that he pulls from between the seats, NO THANKS! So creapy guy is trying to hold my hand, and getting all jealous and it was just bad, so no longer do I meet men in public. It also helps to avoid introducing them to your friends when they meet them and your friends saying "so what happened to ****" oh he was last week! lol
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I don't meet anyone I don't know in a private setting... much less at "their place". You've read about Ted Bundy right? Wake up. ![]()
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I never understand why people lie, if your planning on meeting people lying makes no sense.
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I have heard of this before, you think you are safe because you have a pic but pics can be deceiving.
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I met my wife online. She had me thinking she had an ass the size of Rhode Island... Turned out to be so fucking awesome.
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Oh ya How much does that stripper weigh?
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I would have been piiiiiisssssed. I would have told her scamming ass to get to stepp'n. That's not mean, she lied to you, she deserves it. But then again I don't meet chicks online.
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what you experienced with that fat bitch aint an exception: fat bitches are like that. They act like its "only a joke" but they damn well know that wehn they dont lie in the first place they never get a guy.
I got a friend who had the same thing: this bitch on internet telling him she was slim and shit, but he didnt have a pic. Anyway he hooked up with her and i was there also, so the bitch also bring her friend with her too. And no surprise: The bitch calling her self 'slim' was a fat bitch. |
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Wonder why 95% of internet daters are fat?
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Never trust a head shot, or a pic with just a girls eyes
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