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chaze 01-31-2005 01:24 AM

Frickin lying Internet dates
 
So I meet this chick on hot or not, she's cool nice pic. We meet at Disneyland the next day. I'm stoked untill...


300 pounds and uuuugly


I have nothing against big girls but damn this chic scammed me.

And to make it worse I felt bad and spent the whole day roaming around Disneyland.

Luckily D land was cool, tower of fear, some flying thing and Indiana Jones where the bomb.

Anyways just venting.

Chicks quit lying on-line about your looks, fucked up man :Oh crap

xclusive 01-31-2005 01:25 AM

totally fucked up I can't stand dishonest people

TheMob 01-31-2005 01:25 AM

you should show us her pic

Der Schleicher 01-31-2005 01:27 AM

The rides must be great atl least. :)

chaze 01-31-2005 01:27 AM

O.K. I will grab the pic :1orglaugh

KaliC 01-31-2005 01:29 AM

That aint so bad. I went to a chicks house I met online and she had a bigger cock then me

chaze 01-31-2005 01:30 AM

http://charlesyarbrough.com/i/lier.jpg

See what i mean.

She was 250 plus :mad:

Magg 01-31-2005 01:32 AM

so what was her excuse?

grumpy 01-31-2005 01:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Magg
so what was her excuse?

wrong qustion, should be..wat is your excuse to wonder around disneylad with a whale on a wrong blind date. Desperate ???

chaze 01-31-2005 01:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Magg
so what was her excuse?

Actually she was just laughing, I passed over it and acted like it was nothing.

Shit I don't know why.

It's funny because I actually did try to bail out but the only way out was up a huge escalator. She would of seen the only person leaving Disneyland up this huge escalator at the parking garage and knew it was me.

Also here friend worked there so I was thinking discount and no lines.

The Sultan Of Smut 01-31-2005 02:02 AM

ahhh dude never go on a date without a full body shot. Even if that wasn't her pic I went on a date with a chick that had a nice face but absolutly massive butt. I'm petty and I don't mind admitting to it but it's not just that it's getting duped that really pissed me off.

flashfire 01-31-2005 02:11 AM

she didnt really lie to you did she? give the chick a break

OneHungLo 01-31-2005 02:18 AM

did you at least get a blow job from her??

Sarah_Jayne 01-31-2005 03:17 AM

I never get people that lie when they meet people over the 'net. If the whole purpose is to eventually meet then you should be making sure straight away that you both know the truth about each other.

reynold 01-31-2005 03:19 AM

You mean freakin'? :)

chaze 01-31-2005 12:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by reynold
You mean freakin'? :)

Frickin flippen freaken they are all the same to me :1orglaugh

Yep Sarah I was pissed but I was more pissed at myself for fealing bad and spending the whole day with her. Like a chump

GiantGnome 01-31-2005 12:46 PM

what the fuck man? i told you before we met that i was a preop and you said you didnt care. now i come here and find out you posted my pic and bashing me?

Thurbs 01-31-2005 12:50 PM

Should have just bought her a churro and left the bitch wandering, e-liars suck.

AnaNicole 01-31-2005 12:52 PM

incredible in the picture she looks thin...

chaze 01-31-2005 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GiantGnome
what the fuck man? i told you before we met that i was a preop and you said you didnt care. now i come here and find out you posted my pic and bashing me?


:Oh crap sorry I didn't think you would see this.

I had a good time :(

I can't take the pic down either

BlingDaddy 01-31-2005 01:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by grumpy
wrong qustion, should be..wat is your excuse to wonder around disneylad with a whale on a wrong blind date. Desperate ???

My thoughts exactly. I'da pawned her fat lyin ass off on Mickey Mouse, told her I was going to get a snow cone, never to return.

:1orglaugh

Holly 01-31-2005 01:34 PM

Am I the only one thinking that I'd rather drink bleach than go on a first date to Disneyland, no matter how hot the other person was???

KaliC 01-31-2005 07:47 PM

First dates should involve lost of alcohol and drugs. I like to get fucked up and fuck

WarChild 01-31-2005 07:52 PM

Something similar happened to me, except I was meeting her and her friends with my friends in Whistler. When I saw the girl and she introduced herself, me and another guy literally ran away screaming. I think she got the message.

chaze 01-31-2005 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild
Something similar happened to me, except I was meeting her and her friends with my friends in Whistler. When I saw the girl and she introduced herself, me and another guy literally ran away screaming. I think she got the message.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh


I so should of bolted.

Screaming 01-31-2005 07:57 PM

well she shouldnt have miss informed you but big girls need love to

GiantGnome 01-31-2005 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chaze
:Oh crap sorry I didn't think you would see this.

I had a good time :(

I can't take the pic down either

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

sickkittens 01-31-2005 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chaze
http://charlesyarbrough.com/i/lier.jpg

See what i mean.

She was 250 plus :mad:

That was the pic she initially showed you?

freeadultcontent 01-31-2005 08:35 PM

should of done her anyways, and just chalked it up to another scary ass disney ride.

hydro 01-31-2005 08:36 PM

A fat girl tried to pull this shit on me and i called her on it and left. Its mean yes but i live in the real world and if im a guy and if your looks make me flacid everytime i see you then i don't want a relationship with you.

thefool 01-31-2005 08:52 PM

I've met my fair share of guys online, I NEVER EVER EVER EVER meet them IN PUBLIC for a first date. Its always better to meet them at their place, don't let them know where you are... anyway, you meet there, if they arent what they said, you don't have to be seen with them in public. OMG here's why... about 3 yrs ago this guy wanted to meet, told me he was 6'2" and 230 and that he played hockey and was a goalie. Ok, so tells me he will be in a dark shirt & pants. I go to the club, this cute guy in dark pants & shirt is looking at me (i sent the loser a pic, he never sent me one, so i know HE knows what I look like) so I'm guessing its him. I walk up, say hi, ask him if his name is Jason, he says no, I was disappointed. SO standing by the door with my sister, this 400+ lb guy comes in, and she says "I bet thats him" ... eventually he makes eye contact enough I feel bad, and I walk up and introduce myself, its him. I ditched him at the bar and went off with 7 guys from a bachelor party in a limo. lol Ok bad story #2 ... a few months ago this guy wants to hang out. I'm bored, In the city with nothing to do, so I said, sure I have to do some birthday shopping for my nephew, you can join me. He meets me in front of the mall, and he literally was twice the size of his pics. Don't get me wrong, I LOVE stocky, bigger guys, this guy was a lil too big in the pic for starters, but hey, what the hell, he seems nice, IN PERSON he's like 400 lbs! And he shows up with a sandwich bag of brownies he made that he pulls from between the seats, NO THANKS! So creapy guy is trying to hold my hand, and getting all jealous and it was just bad, so no longer do I meet men in public. It also helps to avoid introducing them to your friends when they meet them and your friends saying "so what happened to ****" oh he was last week! lol

Huggles 01-31-2005 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thefool
I've met my fair share of guys online, I NEVER EVER EVER EVER meet them IN PUBLIC for a first date. Its always better to meet them at their place, don't let them know where you are... anyway, you meet there, if they arent what they said, you don't have to be seen with them in public. OMG here's why... about 3 yrs ago this guy wanted to meet, told me he was 6'2" and 230 and that he played hockey and was a goalie. Ok, so tells me he will be in a dark shirt & pants. I go to the club, this cute guy in dark pants & shirt is looking at me (i sent the loser a pic, he never sent me one, so i know HE knows what I look like) so I'm guessing its him. I walk up, say hi, ask him if his name is Jason, he says no, I was disappointed. SO standing by the door with my sister, this 400+ lb guy comes in, and she says "I bet thats him" ... eventually he makes eye contact enough I feel bad, and I walk up and introduce myself, its him. I ditched him at the bar and went off with 7 guys from a bachelor party in a limo. lol Ok bad story #2 ... a few months ago this guy wants to hang out. I'm bored, In the city with nothing to do, so I said, sure I have to do some birthday shopping for my nephew, you can join me. He meets me in front of the mall, and he literally was twice the size of his pics. Don't get me wrong, I LOVE stocky, bigger guys, this guy was a lil too big in the pic for starters, but hey, what the hell, he seems nice, IN PERSON he's like 400 lbs! And he shows up with a sandwich bag of brownies he made that he pulls from between the seats, NO THANKS! So creapy guy is trying to hold my hand, and getting all jealous and it was just bad, so no longer do I meet men in public. It also helps to avoid introducing them to your friends when they meet them and your friends saying "so what happened to ****" oh he was last week! lol



According to a few people on here, if you have money, a man's weight doesn't matter.


What if they were millionaires?

BlingDaddy 01-31-2005 09:03 PM

:2 cents:
Quote:

Originally Posted by thefool
I've met my fair share of guys online, I NEVER EVER EVER EVER meet them IN PUBLIC for a first date. Its always better to meet them at their place, don't let them know where you are... anyway, you meet there, if they arent what they said, you don't have to be seen with them in public. OMG here's why... about 3 yrs ago this guy wanted to meet, told me he was 6'2" and 230 and that he played hockey and was a goalie. Ok, so tells me he will be in a dark shirt & pants. I go to the club, this cute guy in dark pants & shirt is looking at me (i sent the loser a pic, he never sent me one, so i know HE knows what I look like) so I'm guessing its him. I walk up, say hi, ask him if his name is Jason, he says no, I was disappointed. SO standing by the door with my sister, this 400+ lb guy comes in, and she says "I bet thats him" ... eventually he makes eye contact enough I feel bad, and I walk up and introduce myself, its him. I ditched him at the bar and went off with 7 guys from a bachelor party in a limo. lol Ok bad story #2 ... a few months ago this guy wants to hang out. I'm bored, In the city with nothing to do, so I said, sure I have to do some birthday shopping for my nephew, you can join me. He meets me in front of the mall, and he literally was twice the size of his pics. Don't get me wrong, I LOVE stocky, bigger guys, this guy was a lil too big in the pic for starters, but hey, what the hell, he seems nice, IN PERSON he's like 400 lbs! And he shows up with a sandwich bag of brownies he made that he pulls from between the seats, NO THANKS! So creapy guy is trying to hold my hand, and getting all jealous and it was just bad, so no longer do I meet men in public. It also helps to avoid introducing them to your friends when they meet them and your friends saying "so what happened to ****" oh he was last week! lol

It's always better to meet psychos who lie in the privacy of either your home or theirs. Are you fucking serious?

I don't meet anyone I don't know in a private setting... much less at "their place". You've read about Ted Bundy right? Wake up.
:2 cents:

hydro 01-31-2005 10:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thefool
I've met my fair share of guys online, I NEVER EVER EVER EVER meet them IN PUBLIC for a first date. Its always better to meet them at their place, don't let them know where you are... anyway, you meet there, if they arent what they said, you don't have to be seen with them in public. OMG here's why... about 3 yrs ago this guy wanted to meet, told me he was 6'2" and 230 and that he played hockey and was a goalie. Ok, so tells me he will be in a dark shirt & pants. I go to the club, this cute guy in dark pants & shirt is looking at me (i sent the loser a pic, he never sent me one, so i know HE knows what I look like) so I'm guessing its him. I walk up, say hi, ask him if his name is Jason, he says no, I was disappointed. SO standing by the door with my sister, this 400+ lb guy comes in, and she says "I bet thats him" ... eventually he makes eye contact enough I feel bad, and I walk up and introduce myself, its him. I ditched him at the bar and went off with 7 guys from a bachelor party in a limo. lol Ok bad story #2 ... a few months ago this guy wants to hang out. I'm bored, In the city with nothing to do, so I said, sure I have to do some birthday shopping for my nephew, you can join me. He meets me in front of the mall, and he literally was twice the size of his pics. Don't get me wrong, I LOVE stocky, bigger guys, this guy was a lil too big in the pic for starters, but hey, what the hell, he seems nice, IN PERSON he's like 400 lbs! And he shows up with a sandwich bag of brownies he made that he pulls from between the seats, NO THANKS! So creapy guy is trying to hold my hand, and getting all jealous and it was just bad, so no longer do I meet men in public. It also helps to avoid introducing them to your friends when they meet them and your friends saying "so what happened to ****" oh he was last week! lol

lol like blingdaddy said you gotta be crazy to meet up with peopl you don't know in thier house. Thats the perfect chance for any rapist to do whatever he wants or have a guy slip something in your drink. You much better off meeting them up in public and then ditching them if they suck.

tony286 01-31-2005 11:05 PM

I never understand why people lie, if your planning on meeting people lying makes no sense.

Semi-Retired-Dave 02-01-2005 12:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chaze
So I meet this chick on hot or not, she's cool nice pic. We meet at Disneyland the next day. I'm stoked untill...


300 pounds and uuuugly


I have nothing against big girls but damn this chic scammed me.

And to make it worse I felt bad and spent the whole day roaming around Disneyland.

Luckily D land was cool, tower of fear, some flying thing and Indiana Jones where the bomb.

Anyways just venting.

Chicks quit lying on-line about your looks, fucked up man :Oh crap

Didn't you guys exchange pictures before the date?

kowntafit 02-01-2005 12:40 AM

I have heard of this before, you think you are safe because you have a pic but pics can be deceiving.

KaliC 02-01-2005 03:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thefool
I've met my fair share of guys online, I NEVER EVER EVER EVER meet them IN PUBLIC for a first date. Its always better to meet them at their place, don't let them know where you are.

Why don't you come over to my place. I will lie to yo,u but not about how i look. I am sexy man.

chaze 02-01-2005 03:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberAge-Dave
Didn't you guys exchange pictures before the date?

Well just the one above, where she looks thin:

http://charlesyarbrough.com/i/lier.jpg

I sent here this one:

http://charlesyarbrough.com/i/me.jpg

I'm 210 BTW

She was about 300 pounds, no exageration.

Awsome news though, I just got back from the strip club and got a date tommarrow with a hottie around noon!!!! :thumbsup :thumbsup stoked.

inthestars 02-01-2005 03:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chaze
http://charlesyarbrough.com/i/lier.jpg

See what i mean.

She was 250 plus :mad:

She looks normal size in that pic.

Dagwolf 02-01-2005 03:35 AM

I met my wife online. She had me thinking she had an ass the size of Rhode Island... Turned out to be so fucking awesome. :)

KaliC 02-01-2005 03:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chaze
http://charlesyarbrough.com/i/lier.jpg

See what i mean.

She was 250 plus :mad:

First thing I notice is her forhead is fat...dead give away. Next her room is a mess. obviously a pig. You got to pay attention to the details.

Oh ya How much does that stripper weigh?

Danny Dukes 02-01-2005 04:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KaliC
First thing I notice is her forhead is fat...dead give away. Next her room is a mess. obviously a pig. You got to pay attention to the details.

Oh ya How much does that stripper weigh?

That is the funniest thing I have heard in a while "her forehead is fat"! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh Thanks for the late night laugh :thumbsup

Rui 02-01-2005 04:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thefool
I've met my fair share of guys online, I NEVER EVER EVER EVER meet them IN PUBLIC for a first date. Its always better to meet them at their place, don't let them know where you are... anyway, you meet there, if they arent what they said, you don't have to be seen with them in public. OMG here's why... about 3 yrs ago this guy wanted to meet, told me he was 6'2" and 230 and that he played hockey and was a goalie. Ok, so tells me he will be in a dark shirt & pants. I go to the club, this cute guy in dark pants & shirt is looking at me (i sent the loser a pic, he never sent me one, so i know HE knows what I look like) so I'm guessing its him. I walk up, say hi, ask him if his name is Jason, he says no, I was disappointed. SO standing by the door with my sister, this 400+ lb guy comes in, and she says "I bet thats him" ... eventually he makes eye contact enough I feel bad, and I walk up and introduce myself, its him. I ditched him at the bar and went off with 7 guys from a bachelor party in a limo. lol Ok bad story #2 ... a few months ago this guy wants to hang out. I'm bored, In the city with nothing to do, so I said, sure I have to do some birthday shopping for my nephew, you can join me. He meets me in front of the mall, and he literally was twice the size of his pics. Don't get me wrong, I LOVE stocky, bigger guys, this guy was a lil too big in the pic for starters, but hey, what the hell, he seems nice, IN PERSON he's like 400 lbs! And he shows up with a sandwich bag of brownies he made that he pulls from between the seats, NO THANKS! So creapy guy is trying to hold my hand, and getting all jealous and it was just bad, so no longer do I meet men in public. It also helps to avoid introducing them to your friends when they meet them and your friends saying "so what happened to ****" oh he was last week! lol


Let me see if I got it: you prefer to have your first blind-date with people you don't know on a hidden private place... :1orglaugh

Seems like you are more worried about what other people may think rather than your own health and security...

pornJester 02-01-2005 05:27 AM

I would have been piiiiiisssssed. I would have told her scamming ass to get to stepp'n. That's not mean, she lied to you, she deserves it. But then again I don't meet chicks online. :banana

nico-t 02-01-2005 05:31 AM

what you experienced with that fat bitch aint an exception: fat bitches are like that. They act like its "only a joke" but they damn well know that wehn they dont lie in the first place they never get a guy.
I got a friend who had the same thing: this bitch on internet telling him she was slim and shit, but he didnt have a pic. Anyway he hooked up with her and i was there also, so the bitch also bring her friend with her too.
And no surprise: The bitch calling her self 'slim' was a fat bitch.

strobi 02-01-2005 06:52 AM

Wonder why 95% of internet daters are fat? :) Don't want a whale -> don't internet date.

sickkittens 02-01-2005 06:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KaliC
First thing I notice is her forhead is fat...dead give away. Next her room is a mess. obviously a pig. You got to pay attention to the details.

Oh ya How much does that stripper weigh?

Her forehead is fat? Now I've heard it all. :helpme

beemk 02-01-2005 07:01 AM

couldnt you tell from the brightness of the pic and the fact that its a headshot? the brightness of the pic is a dead giveaway that shes hiding her real looks.

robfantasy 02-01-2005 07:23 AM

Never trust a head shot, or a pic with just a girls eyes


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