Man gets 90 days in jail for faking heart attack upon recieving restaurant bill - GoFuckYourself.com

UniversalPass Pete · 02-01-2005, 07:00 PM

Must be an expensive place!

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MACHIAS, Maine - Faking chest pains and pretending to have a
heart attack may not be the best ways to avoid paying the
bill at a restaurant. Elias I. Elias, 54, will most likely
realize this as he spends the next 90 days in jail. According
to authorities, Elias would order a meal, eat and enjoy, and
then fake his need for medical assistance when the check
arrived. He would be taken to a local hospital but usually
left before police arrived. District Attorney Paul Cavanaugh
said the most recent incident marked the 13th time that Elias
tried to skip paying the check. Elias´ court-appointed
attorney, Jeffrey Davidson, told the judge that the homeless
and unemployed man just wanted to eat a restaurant meal "like
anybody else."

TheLegacy · 02-01-2005, 07:05 PM

FYI : doesnt work on escorts either

Undisputed1 · 02-01-2005, 07:10 PM

some funny shit

sonofsam · 02-01-2005, 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by TheLegacy

FYI : doesnt work on escorts either

know from experience buddy?

UniversalPass Pete · 02-01-2005, 07:16 PM

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Originally Posted by TheLegacy

FYI : doesnt work on escorts either

Not even a discount?

BJ · 02-01-2005, 07:17 PM

must have exceeded his chargeback limit

sickkittens · 02-01-2005, 07:22 PM

All that trouble for a meal?

Hey You . . . I Know You! · 02-01-2005, 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UniversalPass Pete

Must be an expensive place!

They should induce a heart attack as punishment.

axelcat · 02-01-2005, 07:45 PM

lol thats crazy

Spunky · 02-01-2005, 07:46 PM

When I was younger I used to bring in house flies and place them in my meal

I would get a free meal and not have to pay...

Oncle_Benny · 02-01-2005, 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by TheLegacy

FYI : doesnt work on escorts either

Rorschach · 02-01-2005, 08:04 PM

i wonder if he got raped in prison

02-01-2005, 08:06 PM

He should have faked a heart attack during his sentencing.

Love Brokers · 02-01-2005, 08:35 PM

Right out of the opening scene of a Dirty Harry flick!

BuggyG · 02-02-2005, 09:24 AM

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Originally Posted by TheLegacy

FYI : doesnt work on escorts either

ohh.. that's why they started asking for the $$ up front. PFFFT!!! hehehehe

jacked · 02-02-2005, 09:25 AM

thats crazy what a nut job just pay the fuckin bill less stress and bullshit

JamesK2 · 02-02-2005, 09:31 AM

one day he'll get a real heart attack and nobody will believe him

JamesK2 · 02-02-2005, 09:32 AM

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Originally Posted by jacked

thats crazy what a nut job just pay the fuckin bill less stress and bullshit

He's homeless and unemployed you fucktard.

Paco, of Large Cash. · 02-02-2005, 09:34 AM

awesome news ... fucking scammers like that piece of shit need to be put behind bars.

The justice system really can work, every once and a while.

nojob · 02-02-2005, 09:37 AM

Well he should of thought about his eating habits before he lost his jobs. He is not like everyone else. he is unemployed.

Doctor Dre · 02-02-2005, 09:41 AM

You just bite yourself to blood, and put a small peice of glass in your meal ... expensive restaurents will give you up to 250 $ in gift certificates + free meal for everybody on the table

My friend used to do that all the time

blazin · 02-02-2005, 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by spunky

When I was younger I used to bring in house flies and place them in my meal

I would get a free meal and not have to pay...

Snap! Used to do that all the time.

Did come unstuck once though as the fly I had got from some backalley was knocked unconscious and not dead. When I opened the matchbox to put it in the food, it flew away.

I had to quickly leave the restaurant and find another.

... good times

blazin · 02-02-2005, 09:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Paco, of Large Cash.

awesome news ... fucking scammers like that piece of shit need to be put behind bars.

The justice system really can work, every once and a while.

thats a bit extreme... lol

.. a fine and some dish washing would do the trick I'm sure

JFK · 02-02-2005, 09:58 AM

"most recent incident marked the 13th time that Elias
tried to skip paying the check. Elias´ court-appointed
attorney, Jeffrey Davidson, told the judge that the homeless
and unemployed man just wanted to eat a restaurant meal "like
anybody else."

did he ever try and get a J O B , so he Can eat in a restaurant "like anybody else" ?

Manowar · 02-02-2005, 10:01 AM

johnnyhey · 02-02-2005, 10:21 AM

doesn't a ride in the ambulance cost at least $500+

something tells me that restraunts in maine rarely serve up meals exceeding $500 for one guy. just a hunch

mardigras · 02-02-2005, 10:29 AM

Well, he's getting a meal tonight and doesn't have to fake for it...

mardigras · 02-02-2005, 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by johnnyhey

doesn't a ride in the ambulance cost at least $500+

something tells me that restraunts in maine rarely serve up meals exceeding $500 for one guy. just a hunch

A homeless guy would never pay an ambulance bill and they likely wouldn't waste their time trying to collect it.

psyko514 · 02-02-2005, 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by evildick

He should have faked a heart attack during his sentencing.

That would be fucking hilarious.

MandyBlake · 02-02-2005, 10:38 AM

he shouldn't go to jail for that. he should be given an academy award!

Paco, of Large Cash. · 02-02-2005, 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blazin

thats a bit extreme... lol
.. a fine and some dish washing would do the trick I'm sure

Only extreme if it was his first or even second time, which it was not.

mardigras · 02-02-2005, 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by MandyBlake

he shouldn't go to jail for that. he should be given an academy award!

Or a mental ward

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