Man gets 90 days in jail for faking heart attack upon recieving restaurant bill
 

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MACHIAS, Maine - Faking chest pains and pretending to have a
heart attack may not be the best ways to avoid paying the
bill at a restaurant. Elias I. Elias, 54, will most likely
realize this as he spends the next 90 days in jail. According
to authorities, Elias would order a meal, eat and enjoy, and
then fake his need for medical assistance when the check
arrived. He would be taken to a local hospital but usually
left before police arrived. District Attorney Paul Cavanaugh
said the most recent incident marked the 13th time that Elias
tried to skip paying the check. Elias´ court-appointed
attorney, Jeffrey Davidson, told the judge that the homeless
and unemployed man just wanted to eat a restaurant meal "like
anybody else."

FYI : doesnt work on escorts either

some funny shit

know from experience buddy? :)

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh Not even a discount?

must have exceeded his chargeback limit

All that trouble for a meal?

They should induce a heart attack as punishment.

lol thats crazy

When I was younger I used to bring in house flies and place them in my meal :1orglaugh I would get a free meal and not have to pay...

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i wonder if he got raped in prison

He should have faked a heart attack during his sentencing.

:2 cents:

Right out of the opening scene of a Dirty Harry flick!

ohh.. that's why they started asking for the $$ up front. PFFFT!!! hehehehe

thats crazy what a nut job just pay the fuckin bill less stress and bullshit

one day he'll get a real heart attack and nobody will believe him :1orglaugh

He's homeless and unemployed you fucktard.

awesome news ... fucking scammers like that piece of shit need to be put behind bars.

The justice system really can work, every once and a while.

Well he should of thought about his eating habits before he lost his jobs. He is not like everyone else. he is unemployed.

You just bite yourself to blood, and put a small peice of glass in your meal ... expensive restaurents will give you up to 250 $ in gift certificates + free meal for everybody on the table :) My friend used to do that all the time

Snap! Used to do that all the time.

Did come unstuck once though as the fly I had got from some backalley was knocked unconscious and not dead. When I opened the matchbox to put it in the food, it flew away.

I had to quickly leave the restaurant and find another. :1orglaugh

... good times

thats a bit extreme... lol

.. a fine and some dish washing would do the trick I'm sure

"most recent incident marked the 13th time that Elias
tried to skip paying the check. Elias´ court-appointed
attorney, Jeffrey Davidson, told the judge that the homeless
and unemployed man just wanted to eat a restaurant meal "like
anybody else."

did he ever try and get a J O B , so he Can eat in a restaurant "like anybody else" ? :321GFY

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ha
 

doesn't a ride in the ambulance cost at least $500+

something tells me that restraunts in maine rarely serve up meals exceeding $500 for one guy. just a hunch :)

Well, he's getting a meal tonight and doesn't have to fake for it...

A homeless guy would never pay an ambulance bill and they likely wouldn't waste their time trying to collect it.

That would be fucking hilarious.

he shouldn't go to jail for that. he should be given an academy award! :)

Only extreme if it was his first or even second time, which it was not.

Or a mental ward :1orglaugh

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