Do Audi drivers have to take a complete fucking asshole test or what? - GoFuckYourself.com

Shaddam IV · 02-01-2005, 03:02 PM

I'd say 70% of the time when you see some dickhead tailgating, zipping through traffic, or flying up on someone's tail, it's some yuppie fucknut in an audi. What the fuck? I could have sworn they stopped selling those cars in the early 90's.

jukeboxfrank · 02-01-2005, 03:20 PM

Once I was in the Audi dealership service dept with a friend picking up his car.
We drove in mine that was a new Olds, Some guy comes over to me and says too bad you did not have enough money to buy a Audi. WTF I said ya too bad I would need
that extra money to get my Audi out of the service dept all the time. Most are ass holes for sure

candyflip · 02-01-2005, 03:21 PM

Yes we do, but it doesn't just apply to Audi drivers.

If you own a VW, Audi or Bentley...you are required to pass this test.

shima · 02-01-2005, 03:22 PM

Whaaaaaat?
Its that very same test that fuckers on BMW must go through like twice a month!

DarkJedi · 02-01-2005, 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Shaddam IV

I'd say 70% of the time when you see some dickhead tailgating, zipping through traffic, or flying up on someone's tail, it's some yuppie fucknut in an audi. What the fuck? I could have sworn they stopped selling those cars in the early 90's.

Move your shitbox over to the right.

Nydahl · 02-01-2005, 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Shaddam IV

I'd say 70% of the time when you see some dickhead tailgating, zipping through traffic, or flying up on someone's tail, it's some yuppie fucknut in an audi. What the fuck? I could have sworn they stopped selling those cars in the early 90's.

I am thinking about Audi more and more.I drive BMW but must say that new A8 is far better then BMW 7 and even S classe.A8 rocks - its fucking cool shit man

Furious_Male · 02-01-2005, 03:27 PM

Audi

shima · 02-01-2005, 03:28 PM

Audi 4 Life y'all ;)

Theo · 02-01-2005, 03:28 PM

nothing beats SEAT drivers heh

Nydahl · 02-01-2005, 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Soul_Rebel

nothing beats SEAT drivers heh

don't tell me that US people have any idea what SEAT is man

Rui · 02-01-2005, 03:31 PM

Not really an requirement but most of the time comes with the package.

Furious_Male - i'm sorry you dont know what a good car is (you seemed a "bling" bathtub fan from your posts on prior threads in other words - you don't know jack shit about cars

)

shima · 02-01-2005, 03:31 PM

Yeah, I bet they ain't never seen and don't know how to pronounce Peugeot too

Rui · 02-01-2005, 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by shima

Yeah, I bet they ain't never seen and don't know how to pronounce Peugeot too

What about Fiat (lol talk about shit cars), Renault & Opel (nice)?

Paco, of Large Cash. · 02-01-2005, 03:34 PM

I believe the license to be an asshole is given away for free to all persons that buy sports cars -- some chose to exercise that right while others fit in with traffic ... passing in the fast lane (cause everyone knows they are not to be in the fastlane unless passing or turning within a few city blocks).

nojob · 02-01-2005, 03:36 PM

yeah i feel you. I love to drive fast , but when I am not moving fast i stay out of faster lanes.

Grapesoda · 02-01-2005, 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Nydahl

I am thinking about Audi more and more.I drive BMW but must say that new A8 is far better then BMW 7 and even S classe.A8 rocks - its fucking cool shit man

sts, bro, that's the way to go. got one myself and it's o'mazing to drive ... regards, bmb

GTS Mark · 02-01-2005, 03:37 PM

Whatcha think about this

DH

Theo · 02-01-2005, 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Nydahl

don't tell me that US people have any idea what SEAT is man

you are right, i forgot they miss the "amesome" ibiza :-)

Semi-Retired-Dave · 02-01-2005, 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Nydahl

I am thinking about Audi more and more.I drive BMW but must say that new A8 is far better then BMW 7 and even S classe.A8 rocks - its fucking cool shit man

This is a funny thread. I was just thinking of getting one.
I think its better then the BMW and the S too.

fischi · 02-01-2005, 03:44 PM

Audi TT => (T)ranny (T)ransporter

Shaddam IV · 02-01-2005, 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by DrinkingHard

Whatcha think about this
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DH

Nice fagmobille you got there.

Furious_Male · 02-01-2005, 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Rui

Not really an requirement but most of the time comes with the package.

Furious_Male - i'm sorry you dont know what a good car is (you seemed a "bling" bathtub fan from your posts on prior threads in other words - you don't know jack shit about cars

)

What the fuck are you talking about? You must be confusing me with someone else.

Sorry to ruffle your feathers pup.

axelcat · 02-01-2005, 03:49 PM

this is a funny thread

Furious_Male · 02-01-2005, 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by axelcat

this is a funny thread

Its like posting on a car forum. Some people are very loyal to the car brands they own. I have seen death threats on some of the boards if you talk shit about someones car.

Funny shit.

hydro · 02-01-2005, 03:51 PM

ive got an inne

Rui · 02-01-2005, 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by DrinkingHard

Whatcha think about this

DH

That will sell very well on the states..I mean look at that front

, let us keep the good models ;)

Rui · 02-01-2005, 04:25 PM

Like this one:

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh godness

Thurbs · 02-01-2005, 04:28 PM

heh .. if u cant take the heat get back in the slow lane.

SC Blaize · 02-01-2005, 04:34 PM

Im one of the assholes whose always on your ass ;) sorry - mines nothing special but it just doesnt feel good in that car unless your over 90mph

Paco, of Large Cash. · 02-01-2005, 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Rui

Like this one:

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh godness

it is a VW with an Audi badge.

Nydahl · 02-01-2005, 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Soul_Rebel

you are right, i forgot they miss the "amesome" ibiza :-)

oh yes once you drive any SEAT you will be fucking happy with any Audi till the end of your life

Rui · 02-01-2005, 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Paco, of Large Cash.

it is a VW with an Audi badge.

Just because they are part of the same group that doesn't mean they do such nonsense like you said above lol

Rui · 02-01-2005, 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Nydahl

oh yes once you drive any SEAT you will be fucking happy with any Audi till the end of your life

that is a bit unfair to SEAT I mean totally different market targets...

tho SEAT's new European marketing is funny to say the least.. (the new "we have the best power/price sport cars"...which is a joke considering how much burned out the plataforms and Engineering, specially motors they use on their cars).

BTW did you guys know that VAG also owns a part of SEAT..shit

IPK · 02-01-2005, 05:01 PM

audi's are fucking jokes

DarkJedi · 02-01-2005, 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by IPK

audi's are fucking jokes

Explain ?

Rui · 02-01-2005, 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by DarkJedi

Explain ?

prolly frustrated because they are expensive

Nydahl · 02-01-2005, 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Rui

prolly frustrated because they are expensive

comparing to quality you get more then enought for your money I think.I am sure A8 is great car and I can compare this with same class
Also I would love to try Audi lemans which should beat Lambo pretty easy.
Audi is cool shit but I think they are not selling too much in US - but its a problem of marketing not the quality.

Paco, of Large Cash. · 02-01-2005, 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Rui

Just because they are part of the same group that doesn't mean they do such nonsense like you said above lol

You are correct ... but it is not because they are part of the same group that I say such ...I say such as it is a well known fact.

Any auto enthusiasts knows VW and Audi are the kings of platforming (think wagons) and they have been sharing technology for years and years and years.

Yah, some of the panels are differnet (trunk does not have the lights, gas lid etc) but that is how platforming works -- use the neccessary body panels and make minimal changes to fool the common eye.

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