Do Audi drivers have to take a complete fucking asshole test or what?
 

I'd say 70% of the time when you see some dickhead tailgating, zipping through traffic, or flying up on someone's tail, it's some yuppie fucknut in an audi. What the fuck? I could have sworn they stopped selling those cars in the early 90's.

Once I was in the Audi dealership service dept with a friend picking up his car.
We drove in mine that was a new Olds, Some guy comes over to me and says too bad you did not have enough money to buy a Audi. WTF I said ya too bad I would need
that extra money to get my Audi out of the service dept all the time. Most are ass holes for sure

Yes we do, but it doesn't just apply to Audi drivers.

If you own a VW, Audi or Bentley...you are required to pass this test.

Whaaaaaat?
Its that very same test that fuckers on BMW must go through like twice a month!

Move your shitbox over to the right.

I am thinking about Audi more and more.I drive BMW but must say that new A8 is far better then BMW 7 and even S classe.A8 rocks - its fucking cool shit man

Audi :1orglaugh

Audi 4 Life y'all ;)

nothing beats SEAT drivers heh

don't tell me that US people have any idea what SEAT is man

Not really an requirement but most of the time comes with the package.

Furious_Male - i'm sorry you dont know what a good car is (you seemed a "bling" bathtub fan from your posts on prior threads in other words - you don't know jack shit about cars :( )

Yeah, I bet they ain't never seen and don't know how to pronounce Peugeot too :thumbsup

What about Fiat (lol talk about shit cars), Renault & Opel (nice)?

I believe the license to be an asshole is given away for free to all persons that buy sports cars -- some chose to exercise that right while others fit in with traffic ... passing in the fast lane (cause everyone knows they are not to be in the fastlane unless passing or turning within a few city blocks).

yeah i feel you. I love to drive fast , but when I am not moving fast i stay out of faster lanes.

sts, bro, that's the way to go. got one myself and it's o'mazing to drive ... regards, bmb

Whatcha think about this
http://dl.xir.dk/Audi/Audi%20Pikes%2...uattro%201.jpg

DH

you are right, i forgot they miss the "amesome" ibiza :-)

This is a funny thread. I was just thinking of getting one.
I think its better then the BMW and the S too.

Audi TT => (T)ranny (T)ransporter :1orglaugh

Nice fagmobille you got there.

What the fuck are you talking about? You must be confusing me with someone else.

Sorry to ruffle your feathers pup.

this is a funny thread :1orglaugh

Its like posting on a car forum. Some people are very loyal to the car brands they own. I have seen death threats on some of the boards if you talk shit about someones car.

Funny shit.

ive got an inne

That will sell very well on the states..I mean look at that front :1orglaugh , let us keep the good models ;)

Like this one:
http://www.wallpaper.net.au/wallpape...%20800x600.jpg

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh godness

heh .. if u cant take the heat get back in the slow lane.

Im one of the assholes whose always on your ass ;) sorry - mines nothing special but it just doesnt feel good in that car unless your over 90mph
http://www.myneckisred.com/images/front.gif

it is a VW with an Audi badge.

oh yes once you drive any SEAT you will be fucking happy with any Audi till the end of your life :thumbsup

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Just because they are part of the same group that doesn't mean they do such nonsense like you said above lol

that is a bit unfair to SEAT I mean totally different market targets...

tho SEAT's new European marketing is funny to say the least.. (the new "we have the best power/price sport cars"...which is a joke considering how much burned out the plataforms and Engineering, specially motors they use on their cars).

BTW did you guys know that VAG also owns a part of SEAT..shit :1orglaugh

audi's are fucking jokes

Explain ?

prolly frustrated because they are expensive :disgust

comparing to quality you get more then enought for your money I think.I am sure A8 is great car and I can compare this with same class
Also I would love to try Audi lemans which should beat Lambo pretty easy.
Audi is cool shit but I think they are not selling too much in US - but its a problem of marketing not the quality.

You are correct ... but it is not because they are part of the same group that I say such ...I say such as it is a well known fact.
http://www.germancarfans.com/photos/...2.001/1011.jpg

http://www.germancarfans.com/photos/...01/1001big.jpg


Any auto enthusiasts knows VW and Audi are the kings of platforming (think wagons) and they have been sharing technology for years and years and years.



Yah, some of the panels are differnet (trunk does not have the lights, gas lid etc) but that is how platforming works -- use the neccessary body panels and make minimal changes to fool the common eye.