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sonofsam · 02-01-2005, 10:27 PM

From now on i'm going to post a daily tutorial on how to do something.

today tutorial will be on..DUM DUM DUMMMMM

HOW TO INSTILL FEAR IN THE HOMELESS

1. When you see them with their hand out vulnerable..... kick their cup into the middle of the street and and throw their hat on the ground.

2. wait till they fall asleep... jump out of the store window above where they are sleeping like a NINJA.. and proceed to attack them with bamboo sticks.

3. pose as a homeless person yourself.... walk up to one.. say you know a great place to sleep... and before he replies... start screaming in giberish and attack with bamboo sticks!

You have all walked out of this tutorial.... 10x smarter.... you're welcome.

brizzad · 02-01-2005, 10:30 PM

man.. tutorials like this in a blog would get some strange searches from search engines..

but where on earth would you find a blog service with fast search engine inclusion?

sonofsam · 02-01-2005, 10:31 PM

hey bud, i'm just doing my part for civilization.... just me....and....the people....and the people... and their daughters....and their daughters.. and me....... and me... with their daughters....

Undisputed1 · 02-01-2005, 10:32 PM

i love the bamboo sticks idea, funny as hell man

Dildozer · 02-01-2005, 10:45 PM

Just throw a bunch of change on a street that's fast

wargames · 02-01-2005, 11:08 PM

Nice tutorial.

02-01-2005, 10:27 PM	#1
sonofsam Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Vancouver Posts: 18,638	SonOfSam Daily tutorial :) From now on i'm going to post a daily tutorial on how to do something. today tutorial will be on..DUM DUM DUMMMMM HOW TO INSTILL FEAR IN THE HOMELESS 1. When you see them with their hand out vulnerable..... kick their cup into the middle of the street and and throw their hat on the ground. 2. wait till they fall asleep... jump out of the store window above where they are sleeping like a NINJA.. and proceed to attack them with bamboo sticks. 3. pose as a homeless person yourself.... walk up to one.. say you know a great place to sleep... and before he replies... start screaming in giberish and attack with bamboo sticks! You have all walked out of this tutorial.... 10x smarter.... you're welcome. __________________ I like turtles.

02-01-2005, 10:31 PM	#3
sonofsam Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Vancouver Posts: 18,638	hey bud, i'm just doing my part for civilization.... just me....and....the people....and the people... and their daughters....and their daughters.. and me....... and me... with their daughters.... __________________ I like turtles.

02-01-2005, 11:08 PM	#6
wargames Kliris Join Date: May 2003 Location: ca Posts: 10,423	Nice tutorial. __________________ ICQ 212-115-582 Email Steve at Vas Media Group .com

02-01-2005, 10:30 PM	#2
brizzad holla Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: KFC Posts: 11,769	man.. tutorials like this in a blog would get some strange searches from search engines.. but where on earth would you find a blog service with fast search engine inclusion?

02-01-2005, 10:32 PM	#4
Undisputed1 Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 663	i love the bamboo sticks idea, funny as hell man

02-01-2005, 10:45 PM	#5
Dildozer Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 7,519	Just throw a bunch of change on a street that's fast