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SonOfSam Daily tutorial :)
From now on i'm going to post a daily tutorial on how to do something.
today tutorial will be on..DUM DUM DUMMMMM
HOW TO INSTILL FEAR IN THE HOMELESS
1. When you see them with their hand out vulnerable..... kick their cup into the middle of the street and and throw their hat on the ground.
2. wait till they fall asleep... jump out of the store window above where they are sleeping like a NINJA.. and proceed to attack them with bamboo sticks.
3. pose as a homeless person yourself.... walk up to one.. say you know a great place to sleep... and before he replies... start screaming in giberish and attack with bamboo sticks!
You have all walked out of this tutorial.... 10x smarter.... you're welcome.
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