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01-31-2005, 08:55 PM
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The Speeding Ticket
While she was "flying" down the road yesterday (10 miles over the limit), a
woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love(?), asked, "What's your hurry?" To which she replied, "I'm late for work." "Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?" "I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded. The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?" "Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch, until it's about 6 feet wide" "And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" he asked. "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..." Traffic Ticket: $95.00 Court Costs: $45.00 Look on Cop's Face: PRICELESS
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01-31-2005, 08:56 PM
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Good stuff
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01-31-2005, 08:56 PM
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GFY'S #1 retard
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Hahahahhaahahahahahaha.... I should use that next time...
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01-31-2005, 08:57 PM
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I can change this!!!!!
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that is funny as hell man i almost peed my pants
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01-31-2005, 08:58 PM
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I need a beer
 
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He then proceded to cuff her and drive to an alley where he stretched her rectum
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01-31-2005, 09:21 PM
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lol. good stuff!
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01-31-2005, 09:25 PM
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Doing the grind since 99
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Old but still good
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02-01-2005, 04:02 PM
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lol glad you guys liked it... my mom sent it to me. not sure who's worse, the spam or the chain letters from the family....
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