The Speeding Ticket - GoFuckYourself.com

AndyMike · 01-31-2005, 08:55 PM

While she was "flying" down the road yesterday (10 miles over the limit), a
woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other
side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, and
with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love(?), asked, "What's
your hurry?" To which she replied, "I'm late for work."

"Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?" "I'm a rectum stretcher," she
responded. The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what
does a rectum stretcher do?" "Well," she said, "I start by inserting one
finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then
with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both
hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch, until it's about 6 feet
wide"

"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" he asked.

"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."

Traffic Ticket: $95.00
Court Costs: $45.00
Look on Cop's Face: PRICELESS

the alchemist · 01-31-2005, 08:56 PM

Good stuff

Huggles · 01-31-2005, 08:56 PM

Hahahahhaahahahahahaha.... I should use that next time...

Screaming · 01-31-2005, 08:57 PM

that is funny as hell man i almost peed my pants

Spunky · 01-31-2005, 08:58 PM

He then proceded to cuff her and drive to an alley where he stretched her rectum

BIGTYMER · 01-31-2005, 09:21 PM

lol. good stuff!

Furious_Male · 01-31-2005, 09:25 PM

Old but still good

AndyMike · 02-01-2005, 04:02 PM

lol glad you guys liked it... my mom sent it to me. not sure who's worse, the spam or the chain letters from the family....

01-31-2005, 08:55 PM	#1
AndyMike Registered User Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 85	The Speeding Ticket While she was "flying" down the road yesterday (10 miles over the limit), a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love(?), asked, "What's your hurry?" To which she replied, "I'm late for work." "Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?" "I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded. The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?" "Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch, until it's about 6 feet wide" "And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" he asked. "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..." Traffic Ticket: $95.00 Court Costs: $45.00 Look on Cop's Face: PRICELESS __________________ ICQ: 173294127 [email protected] Need more traffic? Try JustUsBoys.com for massive traffic from the largest gay community online.

01-31-2005, 08:56 PM	#2
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01-31-2005, 08:56 PM	#3
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01-31-2005, 08:57 PM	#4
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01-31-2005, 08:58 PM	#5
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01-31-2005, 09:21 PM	#6
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02-01-2005, 04:02 PM	#8
AndyMike Registered User Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 85	lol glad you guys liked it... my mom sent it to me. not sure who's worse, the spam or the chain letters from the family.... __________________ ICQ: 173294127 [email protected] Need more traffic? Try JustUsBoys.com for massive traffic from the largest gay community online.