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thefool · 01-31-2005, 09:37 PM

Ever have wacko's PM you? I get them all the time... usually I put them on ignore... this guy I decided to chat it up with, and figured it would be research for any of you wanting to start a shitforsale.com site. Here's some of our conversation. we're still chatting, I'll post more soon (editing part of his name so the wacko doesn't sue me!)

penxxxxx: Hi! How are you?
Christina : great thanks, where ya from
penxxxxx: Boston; you?
penxxxxx: Did I say something bad? lol
Christina : no sorry was looking at your profile, but its blank
Christina : just doing a lot of things at once
Christina : how did u find my name?
penxxxxx: No prob. Just browsing profiles.
Christina : aah i c
Christina : are u single, married, kids?
penxxxxx: Single; you?
Christina : single
penxxxxx: Where are you located?
Christina : down south
penxxxxx: Cool.
penxxxxx: Would you sell your poop?
penxxxxx: Nope?
Christina : I dont know
Christina : if someone asked, maybe, WHY!?
Christina : its illegal to ship it in the US
Christina : so u have to be careful
penxxxxx: I am asking, lol.
Christina : you would buy it?
penxxxxx: I am considering it.
Christina : how much would u offer?
penxxxxx: I am honestly not sure; that is part of why I am considering it.
Christina : hmm, what would you do with it?
penxxxxx: I'd probably pack my mouth full of it and jerk off, and I'd probably eat some.
penxxxxx: So I'd need a lot.
penxxxxx: What you expected?
Christina : not sure, no one has offered to buy my shit before
Christina : i've had guys ask for my panties but not poop

Basic_man · 01-31-2005, 09:39 PM

Hehehe, there is so much crazy people on the internet... :D

But this thread is useless without pics ! :D

thefool · 01-31-2005, 09:40 PM

i'll ask him to send me one

Screaming · 01-31-2005, 09:40 PM

well thats just gross

thefool · 01-31-2005, 09:50 PM

this guy has issues!

thefool · 01-31-2005, 09:54 PM

Christina : so have you ever had anyone shit & piss on you? golden showers I think its called?
penxxxx: Would you like a guy to eat your shit?
penxxxx: Yeah, but only piss.
Christina : maybe
penxxxx: Nope.
Christina : ever been with a girl who squirts?
penxxxx: Nope.
Christina : ever had a girl rim you?
penxxxx: Yes.
penxxxx: Loved it.
Christina : ever rimmed someone?
penxxxx: Yup.
Christina : is that what makes you want to taste shit?
penxxxx: No; I want to submit and be degraded.
Christina : i rimmed my ex, but he was clean showered, it was fun
Christina : aaah, ever tried bondage.com
Christina : or alt.com
penxxxx: Yeah; but I haven't contacted anybody yet.
Christina : so would you pay me $40.00 for 3 days worth of shit, in a jar, would probably get hard though, would probably have to put water in there or something too
penxxxx: Well, wouldn't you have to freeze it or something?
Christina : i probably shit once or twice a day
Christina : i could freeze it
penxxxx: Would probably be healthier.
penxxxx: Is yours really gross?
Christina : no not usually
Christina : i eat a lot of vegetables & grains, so its pretty firm
penxxxx: I go back and forth. . . It'd be so damn horrible, lol.
penxxxx: But that's the point, too.
Christina : what are you doing right now?
penxxxx: What do you mean? I'm chatting with you?
penxxxx: You mean, like, jerking off?
Christina : is this getting you hot?
Christina : yeah
penxxxx: Mmmm, a little.
penxxxx: I really wish you were local, so I could just pay you to make me do it.
penxxxx: Why, do you like it?
Christina : i like to be in control
Christina : i have a whip

thefool · 01-31-2005, 09:57 PM

is anyone reading this, or am I still talking to this freak, for my own twisted pleasure?

UniversalPass Pete · 01-31-2005, 09:59 PM

Damm, Juicy is everywhere!

thefool · 01-31-2005, 10:01 PM

penxxxx: Do you enjoy ballbusting?
Christina : only if they are shaved
penxxxx: MIne are only trimmed right now, but I'd shave to be put in my place.
Christina : ever had anyone pour hot candle wax on your balls?
penxxxx: Nope. . .
penxxxx: I do think the world would be a better place if guys got kicked in the balls more often.
Christina : ever sucked on a womans shoe heel?
penxxxx: Not shoes, just feet.
Christina : ouch, that seems painful a nice firm squeeze usually does the trick
Christina : whats the most bizarre thing you've done
penxxxx: I don't know, lol. We think about and do horrible things; we need to be reminded who's in charge.
penxxxx: I dunno; what do you consider bizarre?
penxxxx: I've sucked cock, I've played with strap-ons, been pissed on, punched in the face, I dunno.
Christina : do you have a pic?
penxxxx: Yes.
Christina : may I see it?
Christina : actually, GIVE IT TO ME!

Christina : forget that I asked ;)
penxxxx: Working?
Christina : yup brb
penxxxx: k
penxxxx: like?
Christina : wow, you are very attractive
Christina : nice firm abs
penxxxx: Thank you.
Christina : welcome
Christina : any more... show me the goods!

thefool · 01-31-2005, 10:04 PM

i wonder how many things I can ask this guy and he'll keep talking? any questions you want me to ask him?

thefool · 01-31-2005, 10:08 PM

penxxxx: Too bad you aren't local.
Christina : i know

it sucks
penxxxx: I should be relieved, lol.
Christina : why?
penxxxx: You'd make me suffer.
Christina : but you'd like it!
penxxxx: heheh
Christina : so i'm curious, what do you fantasize about when you jerk off
penxxxx: Lots of things, lol.
penxxxx: Anything bad.
penxxxx: You name it, hahah.
Christina : like what?
penxxxx: I dunno; ask.
Christina : i love to talk dirty in bed, the other night i was having sex with this guy and i kept thinking about sliding my fingers into his ass, it was making me sooo wet, would you like a girl to do things to your ass?
penxxxx: I like it, yes.
Christina : i have a strap on, but havent met a guy who'd let me use it yet
penxxxx: I bought a friend a strap-on, but it was too big for me.
Christina : how can it be too big, I thought you liked pain?
penxxxx: it made my ass bleed

but I really did like it. It was just too big.

Dildozer · 01-31-2005, 10:12 PM

Post The Pic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thefool · 01-31-2005, 10:14 PM

lol he looks like your typical computer geek, he's probably a member of GFY ... NO WAY! lol

Dildozer · 01-31-2005, 10:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thefool

lol he looks like your typical computer geek, he's probably a member of GFY ... NO WAY! lol

Come on this is GFY, we thrive on cruelty

thefool · 01-31-2005, 10:17 PM

if i post his pic and he finds out, he wont buy my shit! lmao

Dildozer · 01-31-2005, 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thefool

if i post his pic and he finds out, he wont buy my shit! lmao

By the time it won't matter. Of course if this is making you horny...

The Sultan Of Smut · 01-31-2005, 10:35 PM

ha ha nice post!

BlingDaddy · 01-31-2005, 10:38 PM

Theres a market for my poop?! Shit!

01-31-2005, 09:37 PM	#1
thefool Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: ICQ 341530034 Posts: 1,593	I did this just for you guys! Ever have wacko's PM you? I get them all the time... usually I put them on ignore... this guy I decided to chat it up with, and figured it would be research for any of you wanting to start a shitforsale.com site. Here's some of our conversation. we're still chatting, I'll post more soon (editing part of his name so the wacko doesn't sue me!) penxxxxx: Hi! How are you? Christina : great thanks, where ya from penxxxxx: Boston; you? penxxxxx: Did I say something bad? lol Christina : no sorry was looking at your profile, but its blank Christina : just doing a lot of things at once Christina : how did u find my name? penxxxxx: No prob. Just browsing profiles. Christina : aah i c Christina : are u single, married, kids? penxxxxx: Single; you? Christina : single penxxxxx: Where are you located? Christina : down south penxxxxx: Cool. penxxxxx: Would you sell your poop? penxxxxx: Nope? Christina : I dont know Christina : if someone asked, maybe, WHY!? Christina : its illegal to ship it in the US Christina : so u have to be careful penxxxxx: I am asking, lol. Christina : you would buy it? penxxxxx: I am considering it. Christina : how much would u offer? penxxxxx: I am honestly not sure; that is part of why I am considering it. Christina : hmm, what would you do with it? penxxxxx: I'd probably pack my mouth full of it and jerk off, and I'd probably eat some. penxxxxx: So I'd need a lot. penxxxxx: What you expected? Christina : not sure, no one has offered to buy my shit before Christina : i've had guys ask for my panties but not poop __________________ NF pays $50 for each new join!

01-31-2005, 09:39 PM	#2
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01-31-2005, 09:40 PM	#3
thefool Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: ICQ 341530034 Posts: 1,593	i'll ask him to send me one __________________ NF pays $50 for each new join!

01-31-2005, 09:40 PM	#4
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01-31-2005, 09:50 PM	#5
thefool Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: ICQ 341530034 Posts: 1,593	this guy has issues! __________________ NF pays $50 for each new join!

01-31-2005, 09:54 PM	#6
thefool Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: ICQ 341530034 Posts: 1,593	Christina : so have you ever had anyone shit & piss on you? golden showers I think its called? penxxxx: Would you like a guy to eat your shit? penxxxx: Yeah, but only piss. Christina : maybe penxxxx: Nope. Christina : ever been with a girl who squirts? penxxxx: Nope. Christina : ever had a girl rim you? penxxxx: Yes. penxxxx: Loved it. Christina : ever rimmed someone? penxxxx: Yup. Christina : is that what makes you want to taste shit? penxxxx: No; I want to submit and be degraded. Christina : i rimmed my ex, but he was clean showered, it was fun Christina : aaah, ever tried bondage.com Christina : or alt.com penxxxx: Yeah; but I haven't contacted anybody yet. Christina : so would you pay me $40.00 for 3 days worth of shit, in a jar, would probably get hard though, would probably have to put water in there or something too penxxxx: Well, wouldn't you have to freeze it or something? Christina : i probably shit once or twice a day Christina : i could freeze it penxxxx: Would probably be healthier. penxxxx: Is yours really gross? Christina : no not usually Christina : i eat a lot of vegetables & grains, so its pretty firm penxxxx: I go back and forth. . . It'd be so damn horrible, lol. penxxxx: But that's the point, too. Christina : what are you doing right now? penxxxx: What do you mean? I'm chatting with you? penxxxx: You mean, like, jerking off? Christina : is this getting you hot? Christina : yeah penxxxx: Mmmm, a little. penxxxx: I really wish you were local, so I could just pay you to make me do it. penxxxx: Why, do you like it? Christina : i like to be in control Christina : i have a whip __________________ NF pays $50 for each new join!

01-31-2005, 09:57 PM	#7
thefool Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: ICQ 341530034 Posts: 1,593	is anyone reading this, or am I still talking to this freak, for my own twisted pleasure? __________________ NF pays $50 for each new join!

01-31-2005, 09:59 PM	#8
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01-31-2005, 10:01 PM	#9
thefool Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: ICQ 341530034 Posts: 1,593	penxxxx: Do you enjoy ballbusting? Christina : only if they are shaved penxxxx: MIne are only trimmed right now, but I'd shave to be put in my place. Christina : ever had anyone pour hot candle wax on your balls? penxxxx: Nope. . . penxxxx: I do think the world would be a better place if guys got kicked in the balls more often. Christina : ever sucked on a womans shoe heel? penxxxx: Not shoes, just feet. Christina : ouch, that seems painful a nice firm squeeze usually does the trick Christina : whats the most bizarre thing you've done penxxxx: I don't know, lol. We think about and do horrible things; we need to be reminded who's in charge. penxxxx: I dunno; what do you consider bizarre? penxxxx: I've sucked cock, I've played with strap-ons, been pissed on, punched in the face, I dunno. Christina : do you have a pic? penxxxx: Yes. Christina : may I see it? Christina : actually, GIVE IT TO ME! Christina : forget that I asked ;) penxxxx: Working? Christina : yup brb penxxxx: k penxxxx: like? Christina : wow, you are very attractive Christina : nice firm abs penxxxx: Thank you. Christina : welcome Christina : any more... show me the goods! __________________ NF pays $50 for each new join!

01-31-2005, 10:04 PM	#10
thefool Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: ICQ 341530034 Posts: 1,593	i wonder how many things I can ask this guy and he'll keep talking? any questions you want me to ask him? __________________ NF pays $50 for each new join!

01-31-2005, 10:08 PM	#11
thefool Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: ICQ 341530034 Posts: 1,593	penxxxx: Too bad you aren't local. Christina : i know it sucks penxxxx: I should be relieved, lol. Christina : why? penxxxx: You'd make me suffer. Christina : but you'd like it! penxxxx: heheh Christina : so i'm curious, what do you fantasize about when you jerk off penxxxx: Lots of things, lol. penxxxx: Anything bad. penxxxx: You name it, hahah. Christina : like what? penxxxx: I dunno; ask. Christina : i love to talk dirty in bed, the other night i was having sex with this guy and i kept thinking about sliding my fingers into his ass, it was making me sooo wet, would you like a girl to do things to your ass? penxxxx: I like it, yes. Christina : i have a strap on, but havent met a guy who'd let me use it yet penxxxx: I bought a friend a strap-on, but it was too big for me. Christina : how can it be too big, I thought you liked pain? penxxxx: it made my ass bleed but I really did like it. It was just too big. __________________ NF pays $50 for each new join!

01-31-2005, 10:12 PM	#12
Dildozer Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 7,519	Post The Pic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

01-31-2005, 10:14 PM	#13
thefool Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: ICQ 341530034 Posts: 1,593	lol he looks like your typical computer geek, he's probably a member of GFY ... NO WAY! lol __________________ NF pays $50 for each new join!

01-31-2005, 10:17 PM	#15
thefool Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: ICQ 341530034 Posts: 1,593	if i post his pic and he finds out, he wont buy my shit! lmao __________________ NF pays $50 for each new join!

01-31-2005, 10:35 PM	#17
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01-31-2005, 10:38 PM	#18
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