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  • thefool
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2005
    • 1593

    #1

    I did this just for you guys!

    Ever have wacko's PM you? I get them all the time... usually I put them on ignore... this guy I decided to chat it up with, and figured it would be research for any of you wanting to start a shitforsale.com site. Here's some of our conversation. we're still chatting, I'll post more soon (editing part of his name so the wacko doesn't sue me!)

    penxxxxx: Hi! How are you?
    Christina : great thanks, where ya from
    penxxxxx: Boston; you?
    penxxxxx: Did I say something bad? lol
    Christina : no sorry was looking at your profile, but its blank
    Christina : just doing a lot of things at once
    Christina : how did u find my name?
    penxxxxx: No prob. Just browsing profiles.
    Christina : aah i c
    Christina : are u single, married, kids?
    penxxxxx: Single; you?
    Christina : single
    penxxxxx: Where are you located?
    Christina : down south
    penxxxxx: Cool.
    penxxxxx: Would you sell your poop?
    penxxxxx: Nope?
    Christina : I dont know
    Christina : if someone asked, maybe, WHY!?
    Christina : its illegal to ship it in the US
    Christina : so u have to be careful
    penxxxxx: I am asking, lol.
    Christina : you would buy it?
    penxxxxx: I am considering it.
    Christina : how much would u offer?
    penxxxxx: I am honestly not sure; that is part of why I am considering it.
    Christina : hmm, what would you do with it?
    penxxxxx: I'd probably pack my mouth full of it and jerk off, and I'd probably eat some.
    penxxxxx: So I'd need a lot.
    penxxxxx: What you expected?
    Christina : not sure, no one has offered to buy my shit before
    Christina : i've had guys ask for my panties but not poop
  • Basic_man
    Programming King Pin
    • Oct 2003
    • 27360

    #2
    Hehehe, there is so much crazy people on the internet... :D

    But this thread is useless without pics ! :D
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    • thefool
      Confirmed User
      • Jan 2005
      • 1593

      #3
      i'll ask him to send me one

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      • Screaming
        I can change this!!!!!
        • Feb 2004
        • 18972

        #4
        well thats just gross

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        • thefool
          Confirmed User
          • Jan 2005
          • 1593

          #5
          this guy has issues!

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          • thefool
            Confirmed User
            • Jan 2005
            • 1593

            #6
            Christina : so have you ever had anyone shit & piss on you? golden showers I think its called?
            penxxxx: Would you like a guy to eat your shit?
            penxxxx: Yeah, but only piss.
            Christina : maybe
            penxxxx: Nope.
            Christina : ever been with a girl who squirts?
            penxxxx: Nope.
            Christina : ever had a girl rim you?
            penxxxx: Yes.
            penxxxx: Loved it.
            Christina : ever rimmed someone?
            penxxxx: Yup.
            Christina : is that what makes you want to taste shit?
            penxxxx: No; I want to submit and be degraded.
            Christina : i rimmed my ex, but he was clean showered, it was fun
            Christina : aaah, ever tried bondage.com
            Christina : or alt.com
            penxxxx: Yeah; but I haven't contacted anybody yet.
            Christina : so would you pay me $40.00 for 3 days worth of shit, in a jar, would probably get hard though, would probably have to put water in there or something too
            penxxxx: Well, wouldn't you have to freeze it or something?
            Christina : i probably shit once or twice a day
            Christina : i could freeze it
            penxxxx: Would probably be healthier.
            penxxxx: Is yours really gross?
            Christina : no not usually
            Christina : i eat a lot of vegetables & grains, so its pretty firm
            penxxxx: I go back and forth. . . It'd be so damn horrible, lol.
            penxxxx: But that's the point, too.
            Christina : what are you doing right now?
            penxxxx: What do you mean? I'm chatting with you?
            penxxxx: You mean, like, jerking off?
            Christina : is this getting you hot?
            Christina : yeah
            penxxxx: Mmmm, a little.
            penxxxx: I really wish you were local, so I could just pay you to make me do it.
            penxxxx: Why, do you like it?
            Christina : i like to be in control
            Christina : i have a whip

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            • thefool
              Confirmed User
              • Jan 2005
              • 1593

              #7
              is anyone reading this, or am I still talking to this freak, for my own twisted pleasure?

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              • UniversalPass Pete
                Confirmed User
                • Dec 2004
                • 7368

                #8
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                • thefool
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jan 2005
                  • 1593

                  #9
                  penxxxx: Do you enjoy ballbusting?
                  Christina : only if they are shaved
                  penxxxx: MIne are only trimmed right now, but I'd shave to be put in my place.
                  Christina : ever had anyone pour hot candle wax on your balls?
                  penxxxx: Nope. . .
                  penxxxx: I do think the world would be a better place if guys got kicked in the balls more often.
                  Christina : ever sucked on a womans shoe heel?
                  penxxxx: Not shoes, just feet.
                  Christina : ouch, that seems painful a nice firm squeeze usually does the trick
                  Christina : whats the most bizarre thing you've done
                  penxxxx: I don't know, lol. We think about and do horrible things; we need to be reminded who's in charge.
                  penxxxx: I dunno; what do you consider bizarre?
                  penxxxx: I've sucked cock, I've played with strap-ons, been pissed on, punched in the face, I dunno.
                  Christina : do you have a pic?
                  penxxxx: Yes.
                  Christina : may I see it?
                  Christina : actually, GIVE IT TO ME!
                  Christina : forget that I asked ;)
                  penxxxx: Working?
                  Christina : yup brb
                  penxxxx: k
                  penxxxx: like?
                  Christina : wow, you are very attractive
                  Christina : nice firm abs
                  penxxxx: Thank you.
                  Christina : welcome
                  Christina : any more... show me the goods!

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                  • thefool
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jan 2005
                    • 1593

                    #10
                    i wonder how many things I can ask this guy and he'll keep talking? any questions you want me to ask him?

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                    • thefool
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jan 2005
                      • 1593

                      #11
                      penxxxx: Too bad you aren't local.
                      Christina : i know it sucks
                      penxxxx: I should be relieved, lol.
                      Christina : why?
                      penxxxx: You'd make me suffer.
                      Christina : but you'd like it!
                      penxxxx: heheh
                      Christina : so i'm curious, what do you fantasize about when you jerk off
                      penxxxx: Lots of things, lol.
                      penxxxx: Anything bad.
                      penxxxx: You name it, hahah.
                      Christina : like what?
                      penxxxx: I dunno; ask.
                      Christina : i love to talk dirty in bed, the other night i was having sex with this guy and i kept thinking about sliding my fingers into his ass, it was making me sooo wet, would you like a girl to do things to your ass?
                      penxxxx: I like it, yes.
                      Christina : i have a strap on, but havent met a guy who'd let me use it yet
                      penxxxx: I bought a friend a strap-on, but it was too big for me.
                      Christina : how can it be too big, I thought you liked pain?
                      penxxxx: it made my ass bleed but I really did like it. It was just too big.

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                      • Dildozer
                        Confirmed User
                        • Jul 2002
                        • 7519

                        #12
                        Post The Pic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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                        • thefool
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jan 2005
                          • 1593

                          #13
                          lol he looks like your typical computer geek, he's probably a member of GFY ... NO WAY! lol

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                          • Dildozer
                            Confirmed User
                            • Jul 2002
                            • 7519

                            #14
                            Originally posted by thefool
                            lol he looks like your typical computer geek, he's probably a member of GFY ... NO WAY! lol
                            Come on this is GFY, we thrive on cruelty
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                            • thefool
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jan 2005
                              • 1593

                              #15
                              if i post his pic and he finds out, he wont buy my shit! lmao

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                              • Dildozer
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jul 2002
                                • 7519

                                #16
                                Originally posted by thefool
                                if i post his pic and he finds out, he wont buy my shit! lmao
                                By the time it won't matter. Of course if this is making you horny...
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                                • The Sultan Of Smut
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Dec 2004
                                  • 4325

                                  #17
                                  ha ha nice post!

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                                  • BlingDaddy
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Apr 2004
                                    • 6343

                                    #18
                                    Theres a market for my poop?! Shit!
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