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fünkmaster 01-31-2005 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradM
Good day everyone! I wanted to let you all know that Fastsize has updated its terms of service as of today: January 31, 2005. These changes may apply to you so please read carefully.

If you have any questions about the new TOS please get in touch with me via ICQ: 280389272 or email: brad at fastsize.com

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1) Affiliates of FastSize.com may not create promotional materials which couple FastSize(TM) against other enlargement companies in a matter which compares products or results. We reserve the right to terminate your account if you are creating a list of enlargement products and placing FastSize(TM) within this grouping or category. Typically, webmasters have created these lists and hierarchies of promotion based on their individual payout, not the performance of the product.

2) Any text or "factual" information written to describe the FastSize-Extender or any function of our device that is not featured on our website (www.fastsize.com) must be approved by our staff before being published. This includes information about the average growth sizes of our customers, the functionality of the product, the method used for enlargement, the product guarantee, or our product compared to competitors.

3) Affiliates of FastSize(TM) utilizing SEO tactics, Google Adwords, Overture, or any other search engine placement system, are restricted from cross-promotional actions. These actions include: (1) placing FastSize(TM) in advertisements which then attempt to sell other products, (2) targeting FastSize(TM) keywords to promote related penis enhancement products, and (3) using FastSize(TM) in your tactics to steer traffic to other competitors.

4) If you are using the term "Fastsize" or any derivatives of the Fastsize(TM) brand in order to promote another brand of product in any manner, your account is subject to termination and you are subject to further legal action. Fastsize(TM) is a trademarked brand and can not be used in any way shape or form to promote competing companies.

All violations of our Terms of Service can result in suspension of affiliate accounts and further legal action if the required changes are not made. If you are contacted regarding making changes to your website to comply with our TOS, you have seven (7) days to comply before automatic account shutoff commences. We can not be held responsible for "lost emails" or other forms of lost communication, that hinders your ability to comply with our requested actions.

brad ... I know you are just a board pupped, but fuck you should have read through this crap before your boss said: POST IT, BOY !!

... what a classic example of self destruction.
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

beemk 01-31-2005 06:37 PM

150 dumb affiliate reps

Anna_O 01-31-2005 06:39 PM

One of the best threads ever :1orglaugh

Dildozer 01-31-2005 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fünkmaster
... what a classic example of self destruction.
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I'm quite curious of the short and long term effects myself, could be good, could be bad

TheGoldenChild 01-31-2005 06:42 PM

ANSWER THE QUESTION HOMIE-

DID U COME TO JOEBUCKS.COM

Looking for a private label deal YES OR NO???

BradM 01-31-2005 06:42 PM

It was actually approved by everyone at the company.
We know what we're doing. GFY is a small portion of our business these days, but we figured we owed it to people to let them know before we start emailing people about the new terms.

fünkmaster 01-31-2005 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradM
Good bye. You will not be missed. Take some more morons with you as the door hits you on the way out. Thanks!

... great attitude fatso, guess you'll be with another company soon ... but hey, internet tycoons like yourself are constantly on the move.
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Odin88 01-31-2005 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fünkmaster
brad ... I know you are just a board pupped, but fuck you should have read through this crap before your boss said: POST IT, BOY !!

... what a classic example of self destruction.
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Common man, he is cashing in. At 10 cents per post he must of made $3 or $4 out of this thread alone. WTG Brad!

baddog 01-31-2005 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by BradM
I have stated several times to you that I DO NOT want your traffic White Cheech my homedog. .


I am sorry, but when have I ever suggested that I had traffic I wanted to send to you? As far as going to the competition, I will be making an announcement soon that will make you fucking cringe.

You only wish you were going to be on the receiving end of this. Seriously.

As far as my comments, consider them delivered in the spirit of constructive criticism. That is how they were meant. I have been involved with customer service since the late '60's, I do have a slight clue.

Darren 01-31-2005 06:45 PM

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Originally Posted by kBizzle
ANSWER THE QUESTION HOMIE-

DID U COME TO JOEBUCKS.COM

Looking for a private label deal YES OR NO???

Of course I will answer your questions. To PAY AFFILIATES MORE we always look around to get our unique formula for our pills at the lowest price with the same quality. Every 3 months we get quotes from people who do this in the industry. SO we can keep costs low, value high and pay affiliates more.

So it is very possible we did, in case you didn't realise its called good business sense. If JOEBUCKS offered us our ingredients at top quality (which they couldn't) at a good price which would mean we pay affiliates more then I would work with them. Again its called business.

So whats your point?

BradM 01-31-2005 06:46 PM

No offence taken baddog, I know you like to throw me a lot of hidden tips in what you say. I just take them all very wrong. :)

As far as the cringing- we're not worried nor suprised what is coming up next. Believe me, nothing could scare me in the slightest.

BradM 01-31-2005 06:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Odin88
Common man, he is cashing in. At 10 cents per post he must of made $3 or $4 out of this thread alone. WTG Brad!

I got a raise thanks to this thread. $0.15 per post and $0.05 per icq.

Darren 01-31-2005 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradM
No offence taken baddog, I know you like to throw me a lot of hidden tips in what you say. I just take them all very wrong. :)

As far as the cringing- we're not worried nor suprised what is coming up next. Believe me, nothing could scare me in the slightest.

How bout Ashleys dress at Players Ball? That at least shocked u! :)

BradM 01-31-2005 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darren
How bout Ashleys dress at Players Ball? That at least shocked u! :)

Yeah yeah yeah... only thing in a couple of years that really excited and shocked and suprised me at the same time. The flashing is what did it. Other than that... Darren could whip his cock out in front of me and my facial expression wouldn't change. :winkwink: :winkwink: :Oh crap

baddog 01-31-2005 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradM
As far as the cringing- we're not worried nor suprised what is coming up next. Believe me, nothing could scare me in the slightest.


Nothing was meant to scare you (there you go taking things wrong again), but just imagine one person bringing you 850+ affiliates over night.

Darren 01-31-2005 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradM
Yeah yeah yeah... only thing in a couple of years that really excited and shocked and suprised me at the same time. The flashing is what did it. Other than that... Darren could whip his cock out in front of me and my facial expression wouldn't change. :winkwink: :winkwink: :Oh crap

Because you have seen, fondled and caressed it so much before that to you its just second nature and therfore of course wouldn't shock ya.. :)

Hey Brad, you heard some of this stuff KB is saying? What a comedian.

BradM 01-31-2005 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog
Nothing was meant to scare you (there you go taking things wrong again), but just imagine one person bringing you 850+ affiliates over night.

When you rely on affiliate sales, that is huge. Someone will be very happy to get those. Wish you luck with that.

BradM 01-31-2005 06:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Darren
Hey Brad, you heard some of this stuff KB is saying? What a comedian.

:Oh crap
I am thinking he is getting a little dillusional or something. Really lost it over the last month. Spamming referral links all over GFY is something I do, not a "professional public relations super fantastic guy."

Darren 01-31-2005 06:52 PM

Top 10 - 2005-01-31 - 2005-01-31

Webmaster Uniques Signups Ratio Payout
xxxxx8 country withheld 1255 22 1/57 $1,629.16
xxxxx6 country withheld 389 14 1/28 $1,086.53
xxxxx0 country withheld 105 11 1/10 $838.10
xxxxx9 from USA 221 8 1/28 $397.40
xxxxx7 country withheld 142 7 1/20 $328.30
xxxxx7 country withheld 915 6 1/153 $254.35
xxxxx3 from Bosnia/Herzegowina 107 6 1/18 $289.88
xxxxx4 from Canada 97 5 1/19 $438.76
xxxxx8 from Canada 332 4 1/83 $207.10

Top 10 - 2005-01-16 - 2005-01-30

Webmaster Uniques Signups Ratio Payout
xxxxx8 country withheld 22685 355 1/64 $24,938.04
xxxxx6 country withheld 8301 252 1/33 $16,980.39
xxxxx2 country withheld 22806 161 1/142 $13,706.06
xxxxx3 country withheld 1566 103 1/15 $7,321.24
xxxxx7 country withheld 2447 99 1/25 $5,109.89
xxxxx4 from Canada 1913 96 1/20 $7,112.82
xxxxx7 country withheld 15487 90 1/172 $5,845.02
xxxxx2 country withheld 1187 83 1/14 $8,283.90
xxxxx0 country withheld 4716 79 1/60 $3,456.80

2XY 01-31-2005 06:52 PM

SMART MOVE Fastsize. I would have done that a long time ago.

For everyone who whines, what's the point? They've listed their new TOS...if you don't like...then don't promote!! They have a right to do as they please to protect their business.

Immaturity seems to run rampant on this board for no reason.

Darren 01-31-2005 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradM
:Oh crap
I am thinking he is getting a little dillusional or something. Really lost it over the last month. Spamming referral links all over GFY is something I do, not a "professional public relations super fantastic guy."

Lets bookmark this thread, I give JoeBucks 2 months till they realise and he moves on... question is, who's the unlucky company next? Bruce? :)

BradM 01-31-2005 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2XY
SMART MOVE Fastsize. I would have done that a long time ago.
Immaturity seems to run rampant on this board for no reason.

Dude... who are you? I am seriously perplexed by your presence... granted it is appreciated. You seem the be the only one that understands what is going on. Contact me sometime... [email protected] - I'd really like to find out who you are.

Darren 01-31-2005 06:55 PM

Well its been great fun as usual KB... Anytime bro you want to answer the zillion questions i asked you, then go for it.

Its 2am and time for bed, so this is your cue to spout some bullshit while I am asleep. Good night folks.

Pornwolf 01-31-2005 07:00 PM

KBizzle, hit me on ICQ 152~970~595

TheGoldenChild 01-31-2005 07:10 PM

I find it particularly funny that in one thread someone asks Darren is he is selling the exact same product as others and he answers he does not-

But in another, he answers that he shops around for better prices on his current pills he buys-

So who is the liar here?

Pornwolf u are added to my icq-
:-))

BruceM 01-31-2005 07:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darren
Lets bookmark this thread, I give JoeBucks 2 months till they realise and he moves on... question is, who's the unlucky company next? Bruce? :)

Are you fucking kidding? :)

Screaming 01-31-2005 07:13 PM

well you know that is always good to know

49thParallel 01-31-2005 07:14 PM

I interrupt this thread for an important announcement:

Penis Extenders and Penis Pills DON'T WORK! And no, the results of one or two doctors with a case study of 18 individuals does not cancel out the rest of the medical and research community's findings that these things do not work.

Oh, it's a sad state of affairs when snake oil salesmen start believing their own claims.

TheGoldenChild 01-31-2005 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 49thParallel
I interrupt this thread for an important announcement:

Penis Extenders and Penis Pills DON'T WORK! And no, the results of one or two doctors with a case study of 18 individuals does not cancel out the rest of the medical and research community's findings that these things do not work.

Oh, it's a sad state of affairs when snake oil salesmen start believing their own claims.

the most educated quote in 4 pages of this thread

BradM 01-31-2005 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 49thParallel
I interrupt this thread for an important announcement:

Penis Extenders and Penis Pills DON'T WORK! And no, the results of one or two doctors with a case study of 18 individuals does not cancel out the rest of the medical and research community's findings that these things do not work.

Oh, it's a sad state of affairs when snake oil salesmen start believing their own claims.

So these guys: http://www.fastsize.com/testimonials/
REAL clients who stretched their dicks.... didn't stretch their dicks?

49thParallel 01-31-2005 07:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradM
So these guys: http://www.fastsize.com/testimonials/
REAL clients who stretched their dicks.... didn't stretch their dicks?

Yes, you are correct. Next question.

BradM 01-31-2005 07:18 PM

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Originally Posted by 49thParallel
Yes, you are correct. Next question.

Wow... I hadn't realized that actually stretching the penis meant that... you actually were NOT stretching it. Inciteful.

TheGoldenChild 01-31-2005 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradM
Wow... I hadn't realized that actually stretching the penis meant that... you actually were NOT stretching it. Inciteful.

Brad I stretch my dick all the time
and then it snaps back...

I have been tugging on it for 35 yrs now and I must say - maybe I did something right cause i get no complaints
:-))

I think we were debating whether or not it made your sick BIGGER weren't we??

49thParallel 01-31-2005 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradM
Wow... I hadn't realized that actually stretching the penis meant that... you actually were NOT stretching it. Inciteful.

This is strangely reminiscent of the days of "The Helsinki Formula", the miracle hairgrowth formula that used to be pitched in magazines, on t.v., in newspapers, and so on. Yep, some of those fellas too thought that they had grown more hair. But, when the product was finally tested in a proper clinical setting, the prognosis was that "The clients would have had similar results with the application of salad dressing to their scalps".

That's why, when you look at proper clinical studies, first off, they test more then 18 individuals...and, you will still see approx 5 to 15% of the study clients claim that they see results, although they were only receiving a placebo.

So, we have a choice. Trust a couple of doctors who 's studies did not follow the criteria for a statistically significant study(notice how all of the penis product firms quote the same 2 or 3 clinical studies) or trust the majority of the scientific & medical community who say..."They don't work!".

TheGoldenChild 01-31-2005 07:30 PM

Look -

I am not saying that anything needs to necessarily work- it just has to sell in this business that's all.

How many websites have people joined that had no member areas or shitty content?

Plenty, but they still made lots of money.

They also had chargebacks- something that tangible suppliers of pills do not have
:-))

D-Money 01-31-2005 07:57 PM

A few thoughts.

I love reading what people say when they speak of others having class, sort of insinuating they themselves would know and understand what class is, then go on to make classless comments to potential affiliates.

About KB - KB is a different kind of PR person. He knows how to look and sound professional when a big business meeting comes up and knows how to play the corporate professional role. I've witnessed this my whole life. So when people talk shit on a chat board named GOFUCKYOURSELF, how can you assume a person like KB is not a professional (when he wants to be a professional). If someone takes the gloves off before a fight, should the other fighter keep his gloves on? GFY is not a way to measure who is a professional and who isn't.

I agree, KB is outspoken and could piss off people he doesn't give 2 shits about, like most people here. But let's not deny that from a PR perspective, and not a "how many sales did you get us" perspective, KB is on top of his game and no other webmaster here can make the same claims to his kind of PR success. Sometimes people pay for services and are left thinking they didn't get enough PR for the money, can't argue that, that's on the person paying the bill. But PR is a timing thing and also depends on the "story". A Paris Hilton story could land KB 20/20 while doing PR for Mensniche and JoeBucks might not get the same response from the media. Maybe creating drama speaking your mind on a chat board might get his clients more exposure, who knows. KB also made the 20/20 thing happen, like his other big press opportunities, it's not always handed to him, he goes and gets it for his clients. I referred KB to Mensniche because I believe KB is the best for PR work. It's too bad things didn't work out for them, I wish they did.

I have no issues with anyone here in this thread, I always think positive and hope to do business with everyone. I hope all penis pill companies only pick up more affiliates from this thread and everyone makes more money. And the funny thing is, they all probably signed up new affiliates from the drama's in this thread.

So cheers!

:thumbsup

voglivoi 01-31-2005 08:02 PM

Thats great news

49thParallel 01-31-2005 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by D-Money
A few thoughts.

I hope all penis pill companies only pick up more affiliates from this thread and everyone makes more money. And the funny thing is, they all probably signed up new affiliates from the drama's in this thread.

So cheers!

:thumbsup

You do know that penis pills don't work, right?

plyndrty 01-31-2005 08:06 PM

YAda yada yada blah blah blah nag nag nag :321GFY

D-Money 01-31-2005 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 49thParallel
You do know that penis pills don't work, right?

All that matters in life is who has the bigger dick.

Not how they got there.

:1orglaugh

Just kidding, don't want to offend some of you that may have little weiners.

Penis pills only work if your mind tells you that they work. Your dick might be the same size as it was before, but you might feel at times it seems bigger.

Most men can agree that sometimes their dicks are super hard because they're extremely aroused or just haven't gotten any in a long time. While other times it's just a normal hard on. Maybe a man gets more confident in thinking these pills just made his dick bigger, so it gives him a higher confidence level, thus a stronger sex drive, hence a false perspective of a bigger cock.

I've stretched my dick before and will say it's much longer if I stretch my limp dick, while I'm stretching it.

Kard63 01-31-2005 08:18 PM

http://www.hometown.aol.com/boricual...imate+shit.jpg

I wanted to take a shit in here like everyone else.

I like Brad. He doesn't act like a turd until people fuck with him.


P.S. Mensniche spamming this pinned topic is pretty lame, but there is a lot of lameness here at GFY so click my fuckin sig and get a free laptop bitches.

Chris 01-31-2005 08:20 PM

Hmm
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&l...%22fastsize%22
Results 1 - 10 of about 26,800 for "fastsize".

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&l...&q=%22vimax%22
Results 1 - 10 of about 481,000 for "vimax".

If any FS affiliates are still wanting to do the comparison sites www.oainternet.com is still paying 200$ per sale on the extenders and would be more than willing to take your traffic.

BradM 01-31-2005 08:27 PM

Chris: Vimax has been selling snakeoil for 5+ years. Of course it has more results.

Last straw Chris, this is personal now.

GTS Mark 01-31-2005 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradM
Let me put this in other terms.

Ex. You go to the store and see a large sign that says "Coke". You walk inside and see coke way back in the corner, surrounded by pepsi and other brand name sodas. The Coke fridge has a sign on it saying "May contain bacteria due to ignorant bottling staff."

Do you think you're going to buy the coke? No, but it's what brought you into the store. You're going to buy a pepsi.

Hence our logic. If you don't understand these basic principles then god help you.

I don't understand LOL!

DH

Chris 01-31-2005 08:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradM
Chris: Vimax has been selling snakeoil for 5+ years. Of course it has more results.

Last straw Chris, this is personal now.

No , its business brad. Like you said
What is done on this board is what is done on this board.
Do we need to go thru threads of mine that you went on a rampage in ?

Steen2 01-31-2005 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JupZChris
Hmm
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&l...%22fastsize%22
Results 1 - 10 of about 26,800 for "fastsize".

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&l...&q=%22vimax%22
Results 1 - 10 of about 481,000 for "vimax".

If any FS affiliates are still wanting to do the comparison sites www.oainternet.com is still paying 200$ per sale on the extenders and would be more than willing to take your traffic.

:1orglaugh


Re: FastSize, you guys are getting all uptight like mainstream affiliate programs.

Chris 01-31-2005 08:32 PM

and brad we have not been selling our extender for 5+ years
search " vimax extender " 40k results still

BradM 01-31-2005 08:33 PM

Sure Chris.

Steve G 01-31-2005 08:33 PM

Well you have to give FS credit for making such drastic changes. I won't comment on it since its their business but they have balls :))


- $200 Per SALE - HIGHEST PAYOUT IN THE INDUSTRY -
VIMAXEXTENDER.COM

BradM 01-31-2005 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JupZChris
and brad we have not been selling our extender for 5+ years
search " vimax extender " 40k results still

And chris can you read? I said VIMAX. The SNAKEOIL.


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