The thought of a woman shitting disgusts me - GoFuckYourself.com

DarkJedi · 01-30-2005, 07:32 PM

Anytime I feel attracted to a woman, I imagine her sitting on the toilet squeezing out a log, and I am instantly turned off. I can barely even stand to watch a woman eat. They're supposed to be prim and proper, and the thought of a woman cramming her maw with food, having it travel through her intestines, then shitting it out is utterly revolting to me.

Is this normal, or am I fucked?

flashfire · 01-30-2005, 07:35 PM

thanx, now thats what I'm thinking about

Spunky · 01-30-2005, 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by DarkJedi

am I fucked?

Did you have to ask?

Darth Vader · 01-30-2005, 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by DarkJedi

Anytime I feel attracted to a woman, I imagine her sitting on the toilet squeezing out a log, and I am instantly turned off. I can barely even stand to watch a woman eat. They're supposed to be prim and proper, and the thought of a woman cramming her maw with food, having it travel through her intestines, then shitting it out is utterly revolting to me.

Is this normal, or am I fucked?

You love the brown stuff. Search your feelings. You know it to be true

sixxxthsense · 01-30-2005, 07:42 PM

ur fucking gay buddy!

DarkJedi · 01-30-2005, 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Darth Vader

You love the brown stuff. Search your feelings. You know it to be true

Nooooo !! This can't be !! It's impossible !!!

buttons · 01-30-2005, 07:46 PM

Oh, but it is. How do you feel about men shitting? Maybe it runs deeper than you think.

xclusive · 01-30-2005, 07:47 PM

hey shit happens

DarkJedi · 01-30-2005, 07:48 PM

Men are different. It's okay for men to do dirty things.

Not for women though.

Fletch XXX · 01-30-2005, 07:48 PM

one word: meecrob

sickkittens · 01-30-2005, 07:48 PM

And the thought of a man shitting doesn't disgust you?

SongRider · 01-30-2005, 07:49 PM

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Originally Posted by DarkJedi

Is this normal, or am I fucked?

Fucked!

I dont look at ANYTHING on the planet and wonder what or why or how it shits......

I dont look at airplanes,buses,or campers and wonder where they keep there poop...

I dont stare at the street and wonder where all the turds are floating at under there...

I dont look at animals and bugs and worry where they stashed there last movement...

So I DAMN sure dont look at a woman and wonder at what magnatude and velocity her next subway sub will exit her ass!!!

sonofsam · 01-30-2005, 07:49 PM

Maybe you shouldn't have experimented with those hookers you pick up shitting all over you, now you wouldn't be having these nightmares.

Darth Vader · 01-30-2005, 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by DarkJedi

Nooooo !! This can't be !! It's impossible !!!

Luke I am your turdnurbler.

DarkJedi · 01-30-2005, 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam

Maybe you shouldn't have experimented with those hookers you pick up shitting all over you, now you wouldn't be having these nightmares.

Your shit ain't comedy faggot. If you can't post anything worthy, keep your stupid trap shut.

sonofsam · 01-30-2005, 07:53 PM

hahaha.... you're sitting here typing about how girls shouldn't digest food... and im the faggot??

maybe you really are gay then?? you seem to think its okay for guys to do it and not girls cause if girls digest they are nasty.... well looks like all girls are nasty then huh?

rendering YOU the faggot.

Darth Vader · 01-30-2005, 07:54 PM

Alert all commands. Calculate every possible destination along her
last known trajectory. OK enough with that.

It is a little obsessive, try not to think about it.

Tony Montana · 01-30-2005, 07:57 PM

Sounds like your gay to me.

sonofsam · 01-30-2005, 07:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Tony Montana

Sounds like your gay to me.

buttons · 01-30-2005, 07:59 PM

I once dated a really nice girl, and she had a thing for being pee'd on (seriously).

Not my cup of tea to say the least. Nothing wrong with it, just not my style. But she was really sweet so I thought, hey, why not. So one day, I popped her in her tub, and did it.

It made her very, very happy. And that made me very happy. So maybe when you meet the right one, or something close, her poop won't be so important.

Darth Vader · 01-30-2005, 08:02 PM

If you only knew the *power* of the dark stuff. Obi-wan never told you what happened to her turds...

Persius · 01-30-2005, 08:05 PM

your so gay.... who fuckin cares everyone takes a shit.. stop being a pussy

DarkJedi · 01-30-2005, 08:09 PM

How am I gay ?

You fags keep me out of your fantasies.

sonofsam · 01-30-2005, 08:19 PM

whatever you say cockboy

01-30-2005, 07:32 PM	#1
DarkJedi No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: GFY Posts: 28,300	The thought of a woman shitting disgusts me Anytime I feel attracted to a woman, I imagine her sitting on the toilet squeezing out a log, and I am instantly turned off. I can barely even stand to watch a woman eat. They're supposed to be prim and proper, and the thought of a woman cramming her maw with food, having it travel through her intestines, then shitting it out is utterly revolting to me. Is this normal, or am I fucked?

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01-30-2005, 07:49 PM	#13
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01-30-2005, 07:35 PM	#2
flashfire ICQ 1 6 7 8 5 3 4 9 2 Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 13,098	thanx, now thats what I'm thinking about

01-30-2005, 07:42 PM	#5
sixxxthsense Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Toronto Posts: 2,421	ur fucking gay buddy!

01-30-2005, 07:46 PM	#7
buttons Registered User Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 13	Oh, but it is. How do you feel about men shitting? Maybe it runs deeper than you think.

01-30-2005, 07:53 PM	#16
sonofsam Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Vancouver Posts: 18,638	hahaha.... you're sitting here typing about how girls shouldn't digest food... and im the faggot?? maybe you really are gay then?? you seem to think its okay for guys to do it and not girls cause if girls digest they are nasty.... well looks like all girls are nasty then huh? rendering YOU the faggot. __________________ I like turtles.

01-30-2005, 07:54 PM	#17
Darth Vader Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: A Galaxy Far Far Away... Posts: 144	Alert all commands. Calculate every possible destination along her last known trajectory. OK enough with that. It is a little obsessive, try not to think about it.

01-30-2005, 07:57 PM	#18
Tony Montana Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 794	Sounds like your gay to me. __________________ I am a marketing Genius.

01-30-2005, 07:59 PM	#20
buttons Registered User Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 13	I once dated a really nice girl, and she had a thing for being pee'd on (seriously). Not my cup of tea to say the least. Nothing wrong with it, just not my style. But she was really sweet so I thought, hey, why not. So one day, I popped her in her tub, and did it. It made her very, very happy. And that made me very happy. So maybe when you meet the right one, or something close, her poop won't be so important.

01-30-2005, 08:02 PM	#21
Darth Vader Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: A Galaxy Far Far Away... Posts: 144	If you only knew the power of the dark stuff. Obi-wan never told you what happened to her turds...

01-30-2005, 08:05 PM	#22
Persius Tap into MOBILE! Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Hollywood Posts: 11,779	your so gay.... who fuckin cares everyone takes a shit.. stop being a pussy

01-30-2005, 08:09 PM	#23
DarkJedi No Refunds Issued. Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: GFY Posts: 28,300	How am I gay ? You fags keep me out of your fantasies.

01-30-2005, 08:19 PM	#24
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