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DarkJedi 01-30-2005 07:32 PM

The thought of a woman shitting disgusts me
 
Anytime I feel attracted to a woman, I imagine her sitting on the toilet squeezing out a log, and I am instantly turned off. I can barely even stand to watch a woman eat. They're supposed to be prim and proper, and the thought of a woman cramming her maw with food, having it travel through her intestines, then shitting it out is utterly revolting to me.

Is this normal, or am I fucked?

flashfire 01-30-2005 07:35 PM

thanx, now thats what I'm thinking about

Spunky 01-30-2005 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by DarkJedi
am I fucked?

Did you have to ask?

Darth Vader 01-30-2005 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkJedi
Anytime I feel attracted to a woman, I imagine her sitting on the toilet squeezing out a log, and I am instantly turned off. I can barely even stand to watch a woman eat. They're supposed to be prim and proper, and the thought of a woman cramming her maw with food, having it travel through her intestines, then shitting it out is utterly revolting to me.

Is this normal, or am I fucked?


You love the brown stuff. Search your feelings. You know it to be true

sixxxthsense 01-30-2005 07:42 PM

ur fucking gay buddy!

DarkJedi 01-30-2005 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Darth Vader
You love the brown stuff. Search your feelings. You know it to be true

Nooooo !! This can't be !! It's impossible !!!

buttons 01-30-2005 07:46 PM

Oh, but it is. How do you feel about men shitting? Maybe it runs deeper than you think.

xclusive 01-30-2005 07:47 PM

hey shit happens

DarkJedi 01-30-2005 07:48 PM

Men are different. It's okay for men to do dirty things.

Not for women though.

Fletch XXX 01-30-2005 07:48 PM

one word: meecrob

sickkittens 01-30-2005 07:48 PM

And the thought of a man shitting doesn't disgust you?

SongRider 01-30-2005 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkJedi

Is this normal, or am I fucked?

Fucked! :2 cents:

I dont look at ANYTHING on the planet and wonder what or why or how it shits......

I dont look at airplanes,buses,or campers and wonder where they keep there poop...

I dont stare at the street and wonder where all the turds are floating at under there...

I dont look at animals and bugs and worry where they stashed there last movement...

So I DAMN sure dont look at a woman and wonder at what magnatude and velocity her next subway sub will exit her ass!!!

:)

sonofsam 01-30-2005 07:49 PM

Maybe you shouldn't have experimented with those hookers you pick up shitting all over you, now you wouldn't be having these nightmares.

Darth Vader 01-30-2005 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkJedi
Nooooo !! This can't be !! It's impossible !!!

Luke I am your turdnurbler.

DarkJedi 01-30-2005 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam
Maybe you shouldn't have experimented with those hookers you pick up shitting all over you, now you wouldn't be having these nightmares.

Your shit ain't comedy faggot. If you can't post anything worthy, keep your stupid trap shut.

sonofsam 01-30-2005 07:53 PM

hahaha.... you're sitting here typing about how girls shouldn't digest food... and im the faggot??

maybe you really are gay then?? you seem to think its okay for guys to do it and not girls cause if girls digest they are nasty.... well looks like all girls are nasty then huh?

rendering YOU the faggot.

Darth Vader 01-30-2005 07:54 PM

Alert all commands. Calculate every possible destination along her
last known trajectory. OK enough with that.

It is a little obsessive, try not to think about it.

Tony Montana 01-30-2005 07:57 PM

Sounds like your gay to me.

sonofsam 01-30-2005 07:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Tony Montana
Sounds like your gay to me.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

buttons 01-30-2005 07:59 PM

I once dated a really nice girl, and she had a thing for being pee'd on (seriously).

Not my cup of tea to say the least. Nothing wrong with it, just not my style. But she was really sweet so I thought, hey, why not. So one day, I popped her in her tub, and did it.

It made her very, very happy. And that made me very happy. So maybe when you meet the right one, or something close, her poop won't be so important.

Darth Vader 01-30-2005 08:02 PM

If you only knew the *power* of the dark stuff. Obi-wan never told you what happened to her turds...

Persius 01-30-2005 08:05 PM

your so gay.... who fuckin cares everyone takes a shit.. stop being a pussy

DarkJedi 01-30-2005 08:09 PM

How am I gay ?

You fags keep me out of your fantasies.

sonofsam 01-30-2005 08:19 PM

whatever you say cockboy :)


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