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11-16-2001, 09:57 PM
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Pissing Cat.
Oki slight delema...I got this cat that for some reason dont wanna piss in his box
 hi pisses on the floor so i bought him these crystal ball thingies and he pisses in them the odd time but still mostly on the floor I would get rid of him but i just got him from the Humain Socity..so that to me would be wrong just to return him there cause i got 2 other cats from there also... So any one know how i can fix this cat piss problem??? |
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11-16-2001, 09:59 PM
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I have a cat who does sneak attacks on articles of clothing and I wont find them for a couple days. Nothing smells worse than cat piss. I can empathize. I would kill it with my bare hands if I thought my girlfriend wouldn't go berzerk. |
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11-16-2001, 10:01 PM
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ha agreed... man cat piss the smell wont come out some of my nice shirts and shit after getting changed and leave them on the florr like for 2 minuets the fucking cat pisses right on it
wash it right away...and the god awfull smell is still there. [This message has been edited by mailman (edited 11-16-2001).] |
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11-16-2001, 10:02 PM
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spray bottle is a good form of discipline for a kitty.
a year forced to dress and act as a woman would be good for a labret. love ------------------ tit, writer for: COZYFROG Submit your Free site, TGP or TGP2 gallery to the MowseBytes Newsletter BONEPRONE 4 LIFE |
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11-16-2001, 10:06 PM
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11-16-2001, 10:09 PM
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i have a supersoaker...i do spray the cat it attacks my fish all you see is paw prints on the glass yet every day he keepes attacing it...
and every day i spray him |
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11-16-2001, 10:11 PM
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i thought you hated my boobies. but if it's any consolation, you do act like a cunt
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11-16-2001, 10:13 PM
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11-16-2001, 10:13 PM
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try filling the spray bottle with a mix of water and vinegar...it stings but it don't do damage to kitty. plus it helps take the scent away for the wash.
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11-17-2001, 12:15 AM
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Take your cat to the VET probably got a problem
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11-17-2001, 12:18 AM
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I think you just got a bad cat. It happens. Some cats good, some cats bad. Bad cats should be put to sleep. If I have to throw away another shirt from one of my idiots pissing on it... they are going to profile me on Animal Planet. |
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11-17-2001, 03:07 AM
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if Cats piss onyour clothes that means they dont like you - you probably beat him or dont treat him good. Cats piss on things in revenge. Believe me.
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11-17-2001, 03:09 AM
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11-17-2001, 03:10 AM
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you mean raped cat?
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11-17-2001, 03:12 AM
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I find cats piss on stuff because they are either:
a) MALE or b) You have a messy house love ------------------ tit, writer for: COZYFROG (stay tuned for our new, secret Cozy project) Boneprone 4 Life (pete doesn't suck anymore) |
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11-17-2001, 03:16 AM
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One of my cats shit in my boots about a month ago. Does this mean he likes me?
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11-17-2001, 03:35 AM
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as an owner of three cats ive run into this problem too
quickest soloution ive found is to get each cat its down litter box you can see it from the cats point who the hell wants to stand in their neighbors poo when doin their business splurge get two more litter boxes or at least one more and get kitty neutered if he isnt  |
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11-17-2001, 06:00 AM
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Is he fixed? Is he an indoor only cat? Do you know if he was before? He may never have been box trained.
You should confine him to a room alone with a litterbox, food and water. Preferrably a room without carpeting. A bathroom is usually good for that. When he is consistently using the box, then you can reintroduce him to the rest of your place. A over a week's time, move the box from the room where he was confined to where you want it to be. I would recommend taking him to the vet for a checkup. Sometimes potty problems can be related to infections or even kidney failure. |
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11-17-2001, 06:18 AM
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Well i have sorta tried that but will try again... But a reply to some oters.. I treat my cat well, why would i have 3 cats if i did mot like em? and secondly...that cat is male.. ONE OF THEM ALL BLACK CATS FROM HELL...but i still love em
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11-17-2001, 06:19 AM
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Oh yeah he is fixed and an indoor cat all 3 of my cats are...cause i live in am apartment
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11-17-2001, 07:51 AM
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Well I have Two cats, a male and a female, he male sprayed a little in the beginning but he is quite intelligent (as far as cats go) and learned fast.. the female used go in heat ever week and it was very irritating, but now we have a puppy, female, and the cats doesn't seem to go in as much, quite weird..
but if your wondering why the male cat and female cat haven't got it on, it is weird also...they are to close I guess they don't want to mess up the friend ship, when my male wants some he does everything to get away from the female lol, maybe she is ugly in cats minds don't know.. hehe so I just figured since I had nothing better to do I would just make an ungodly long post and say what's up to everyone. Labret has been pretty timid lately, anyone noticed that? and he has started making allot of since when he talks and that scares me because I think he is the same and I am changing.. hrm things to worry about.. I have quite a few things to worry about, my dog keeps licking herself like the cat, but she wont stop it has been like 2 days.. I have a little bump on my big toe and im worried about it, might be toe cancer.. you never know right? also this guy at the video store keeps flirting with me, and that sucks I was thinking about curbing him, but I would probably go to jail for a hate crime, so ill just change video stores. every time the mailwoman comes she always talks about how pretty my wife is, that worries me. I think she is a dyke. oral sex is underrated. I miss Johnny Carson, he was the bomb. jay leno sucks dick.. but as always letterman rocks. I think we should have a day where Roseanne bar, Ricky lake, and the fat woman from the k-mart commercials should be banned from TV. is it normal for someone to go potty and get bored? well thank you all for listening.. go back to you cat discussion ------------------ HotFreePics.net Submit Your Tgp2 Gallerys |
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11-17-2001, 08:39 AM
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Believe a Russian? No way. If anyone should be put to sleep... its your entire country. I beat your mother, but she does not piss on my stuff. [This message has been edited by [Labret] (edited 11-17-2001).] |
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11-17-2001, 09:00 AM
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11-17-2001, 09:01 AM
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I had lots and lots of cats, more than 20. They hate these "crystal ball thingies". They just wanna piss in a box with sand.
BTW, my girlfriend bought a doberman last week but he keeps pissing and shitting inside the house. Oh man. I think he was rebelled with the name my girlfriend gave him: Lucifer. And after that she changed to Killer (in english), and now he's JACK Jer ------------------ Lightspeed Cash - original content makes you $$$ |
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11-17-2001, 09:02 AM
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My guess it that it is a MALE unfixed cat.
He is marking his territory. Your vet can "fix" that problem !!!  ------------------ Airforce come and dey flatten your home !!! The Black Sheep of the Boneprone Family I like to rub HERTURN on my nipples |
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11-17-2001, 09:05 AM
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11-17-2001, 09:13 AM
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Three simple steps:
1- Put the cat in the microwave 2- Program 4 minutes at high power 3- Remove the cat from the microwave. |
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11-17-2001, 09:23 AM
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Everybody who have this kind of problems should find a DOG, your cat will then probably piss on him lol |
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11-17-2001, 09:33 AM
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[Labret] - FUCK OFF BIACH
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11-17-2001, 11:52 AM
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I can't speak for the cat, but when I find myself pissing on stuff, the best form of discipline is a good beating. Say, for instance, I find myself pissing on a pile of blankets, I say "Bad kitty, Squishy! Now you will be beaten!" Then I drag myself into the yard and go after my back with a rope like a monk trying to get right with God. It seems to stop the pissing problem for at least a week, sometimes two. Just my two cents. Well, one cent.
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11-17-2001, 11:57 AM
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I woke up once @ 3am to find that I was actually sleepwalking, and was standing there pissing in the cat's food dish. So this may give you some insight as to why cat's are trying to get even with us.
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11-17-2001, 12:05 PM
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Mine should not be upset as I am constantly getting it stoned. It loves it. It smells pot and it heads for your lap. I have one cat that is a stoner and one that is straight edge. I think it is the straight edge one that is doing the sneak piss attacks, but I cant prove it because I have never caught the culprit in the act. And the attacks are always months apart so its hard to pin it down. Its like a little terrorist. I have not been the only victim either, my girlfriend gets piss attacked as well. And since she treats them better than she treats me, this whole abusive to cats theory is absolute bullshit. |
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11-17-2001, 12:09 PM
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Maybe you need to get another litterbox ?
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yeah but the boxed is cleaned 3 times a day.. once i get up...@ lunch and befor i go to bed....
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