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mailman 11-16-2001 09:57 PM

Pissing Cat.
 
Oki slight delema...I got this cat that for some reason dont wanna piss in his box http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/frown.gif hi pisses on the floor http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/frown.gif so i bought him these crystal ball thingies and he pisses in them the odd time but still mostly on the floor http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/frown.gif

I would get rid of him but i just got him from the Humain Socity..so that to me would be wrong just to return him there cause i got 2 other cats from there also...

So any one know how i can fix this cat piss problem???

[Labret] 11-16-2001 09:59 PM


I have a cat who does sneak attacks on articles of clothing and I wont find them for a couple days.

Nothing smells worse than cat piss. I can empathize. I would kill it with my bare hands if I thought my girlfriend wouldn't go berzerk.

mailman 11-16-2001 10:01 PM

ha agreed... man cat piss the smell wont come out some of my nice shirts and shit after getting changed and leave them on the florr like for 2 minuets the fucking cat pisses right on it http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/frown.gif wash it right away...and the god awfull smell is still there. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/frown.gif

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titmowse 11-16-2001 10:02 PM

spray bottle is a good form of discipline for a kitty.

a year forced to dress and act as a woman would be good for a labret.

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[Labret] 11-16-2001 10:06 PM

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Originally posted by titmowse:

a year forced to dress and act as a woman would be good for a labret.

So long as I can have boobies like yours.
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mailman 11-16-2001 10:09 PM

i have a supersoaker...i do spray the cat it attacks my fish all you see is paw prints on the glass yet every day he keepes attacing it... http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/frown.gif and every day i spray him

titmowse 11-16-2001 10:11 PM

i thought you hated my boobies. but if it's any consolation, you do act like a cunt http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/wink.gif

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[Labret] 11-16-2001 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mailman:
i have a supersoaker...i do spray the cat it attacks my fish all you see is paw prints on the glass yet every day he keepes attacing it... http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/frown.gif and every day i spray him
That must be fun, I would love to sit around and shoot my pussy all day with a super soaker.


titmowse 11-16-2001 10:13 PM

try filling the spray bottle with a mix of water and vinegar...it stings but it don't do damage to kitty. plus it helps take the scent away for the wash.

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playa 11-17-2001 12:15 AM

Take your cat to the VET probably got a problem

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[Labret] 11-17-2001 12:18 AM


I think you just got a bad cat. It happens. Some cats good, some cats bad. Bad cats should be put to sleep. If I have to throw away another shirt from one of my idiots pissing on it... they are going to profile me on Animal Planet.

DarkJedi 11-17-2001 03:07 AM

if Cats piss onyour clothes that means they dont like you - you probably beat him or dont treat him good. Cats piss on things in revenge. Believe me.

DarkJedi 11-17-2001 03:09 AM

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Bad cats should be put to sleep
Oh yeah ? How about putting to sleep one stoopid ass motherfucking webmaster ?

Theo 11-17-2001 03:10 AM

you mean raped cat?

titmowse 11-17-2001 03:12 AM

I find cats piss on stuff because they are either:

a) MALE

or

b) You have a messy house

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Fossa 11-17-2001 03:16 AM

One of my cats shit in my boots about a month ago. Does this mean he likes me?

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erika 11-17-2001 03:35 AM

as an owner of three cats ive run into this problem too
quickest soloution ive found is to get each cat its down litter box
you can see it from the cats point who the hell wants to stand in their neighbors poo when doin their business
splurge get two more litter boxes or at least one more and get kitty neutered if he isnt
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PersianKitty 11-17-2001 06:00 AM

Is he fixed? Is he an indoor only cat? Do you know if he was before? He may never have been box trained.

You should confine him to a room alone with a litterbox, food and water. Preferrably a room without carpeting. A bathroom is usually good for that. When he is consistently using the box, then you can reintroduce him to the rest of your place. A over a week's time, move the box from the room where he was confined to where you want it to be.

I would recommend taking him to the vet for a checkup. Sometimes potty problems can be related to infections or even kidney failure.

mailman 11-17-2001 06:18 AM

Well i have sorta tried that but will try again... But a reply to some oters.. I treat my cat well, why would i have 3 cats if i did mot like em? and secondly...that cat is male.. ONE OF THEM ALL BLACK CATS FROM HELL...but i still love em http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif


mailman 11-17-2001 06:19 AM

Oh yeah he is fixed and an indoor cat all 3 of my cats are...cause i live in am apartment http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif

^R3K^ 11-17-2001 07:51 AM

Well I have Two cats, a male and a female, he male sprayed a little in the beginning but he is quite intelligent (as far as cats go) and learned fast.. the female used go in heat ever week and it was very irritating, but now we have a puppy, female, and the cats doesn't seem to go in as much, quite weird..

but if your wondering why the male cat and female cat haven't got it on, it is weird also...they are to close I guess they don't want to mess up the friend ship, when my male wants some he does everything to get away from the female lol, maybe she is ugly in cats minds don't know.. hehe

so I just figured since I had nothing better to do I would just make an ungodly long post and say what's up to everyone. Labret has been pretty timid lately, anyone noticed that? and he has started making allot of since when he talks and that scares me because I think he is the same and I am changing.. hrm things to worry about.. I have quite a few things to worry about, my dog keeps licking herself like the cat, but she wont stop it has been like 2 days.. I have a little bump on my big toe and im worried about it, might be toe cancer.. you never know right?

also this guy at the video store keeps flirting with me, and that sucks I was thinking about curbing him, but I would probably go to jail for a hate crime, so ill just change video stores. every time the mailwoman comes she always talks about how pretty my wife is, that worries me. I think she is a dyke. oral sex is underrated.

I miss Johnny Carson, he was the bomb. jay leno sucks dick.. but as always letterman rocks. I think we should have a day where Roseanne bar, Ricky lake, and the fat woman from the k-mart commercials should be banned from TV.
is it normal for someone to go potty and get bored? well thank you all for listening.. go back to you cat discussion

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[Labret] 11-17-2001 08:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DarkJedi:
Oh yeah ? How about putting to sleep one stoopid ass motherfucking webmaster ?

If Cats piss onyour clothes that means they dont like you - you probably beat him or dont treat him good. Cats piss on things in revenge. Believe me.


Believe a Russian? No way. If anyone should be put to sleep... its your entire country.

I beat your mother, but she does not piss on my stuff.



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-=HUNGRYMAN=- 11-17-2001 09:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by titmowse:
... if it's any consolation, you do act like a cunt http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/wink.gif

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Jer 11-17-2001 09:01 AM

I had lots and lots of cats, more than 20. They hate these "crystal ball thingies". They just wanna piss in a box with sand.

BTW, my girlfriend bought a doberman last week but he keeps pissing and shitting inside the house. Oh man.
I think he was rebelled with the name my girlfriend gave him: Lucifer. And after that she changed to Killer (in english), and now he's JACK http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif

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-=HUNGRYMAN=- 11-17-2001 09:02 AM

My guess it that it is a MALE unfixed cat.

He is marking his territory.

Your vet can "fix" that problem !!! http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/eek.gif

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-=HUNGRYMAN=- 11-17-2001 09:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by erika:
... quickest soloution ive found is to get each cat its down litter box ...

... Because "UP" litterboxes don't work too good http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/biggrin.gif http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/biggrin.gif

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Gont 11-17-2001 09:13 AM

Three simple steps:

1- Put the cat in the microwave
2- Program 4 minutes at high power
3- Remove the cat from the microwave.

massivex 11-17-2001 09:23 AM


Everybody who have this kind of problems should find a DOG, your cat will then probably piss on him http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/biggrin.giflol

DarkJedi 11-17-2001 09:33 AM

[Labret] - FUCK OFF BIACH

[Labret] 11-17-2001 09:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DarkJedi:
[Labret] - FUCK OFF BIACH
I bet that sounds real funny with a Russian accent Snoop Dogg.

Squishy 11-17-2001 11:52 AM

I can't speak for the cat, but when I find myself pissing on stuff, the best form of discipline is a good beating. Say, for instance, I find myself pissing on a pile of blankets, I say "Bad kitty, Squishy! Now you will be beaten!" Then I drag myself into the yard and go after my back with a rope like a monk trying to get right with God. It seems to stop the pissing problem for at least a week, sometimes two. Just my two cents. Well, one cent.

Amputate Your Head 11-17-2001 11:57 AM

I woke up once @ 3am to find that I was actually sleepwalking, and was standing there pissing in the cat's food dish. So this may give you some insight as to why cat's are trying to get even with us.

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[Labret] 11-17-2001 12:05 PM


Mine should not be upset as I am constantly getting it stoned. It loves it. It smells pot and it heads for your lap. I have one cat that is a stoner and one that is straight edge. I think it is the straight edge one that is doing the sneak piss attacks, but I cant prove it because I have never caught the culprit in the act. And the attacks are always months apart so its hard to pin it down. Its like a little terrorist.

I have not been the only victim either, my girlfriend gets piss attacked as well. And since she treats them better than she treats me, this whole abusive to cats theory is absolute bullshit.


SCOOTER 11-17-2001 12:09 PM

Maybe you need to get another litterbox ?
3 cat pissing in one box , hell i pis in the floor !! lol
Quote:

Originally posted by mailman:
Oh yeah he is fixed and an indoor cat all 3 of my cats are...cause i live in am apartment http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif

mailman 11-17-2001 04:34 PM

yeah but the boxed is cleaned 3 times a day.. once i get up...@ lunch and befor i go to bed....


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