What's up with all the prison threads? got a Q an ex C.O has the A - GoFuckYourself.com

Buddah00 · 01-28-2005, 06:48 PM

this is in response to all the threads about prison lately. If you have a question I should have an answer.

detoxed · 01-28-2005, 06:50 PM

oh this is gonna be good

sumphatpimp · 01-28-2005, 06:54 PM

lots o tha peeps on dis board been on the inside.
you didn't know dis?

Buddah00 · 01-28-2005, 06:54 PM

might want to check out mahoneys thread

here

Buddah00 · 01-28-2005, 06:54 PM

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Originally Posted by sumphatpimp

lots o tha peeps on dis board been on the inside.
you didn't know dis?

I seriously doubt that

Libertine · 01-28-2005, 06:55 PM

Question: As a 6', 220 lbs weightlifter, what would be my chances of getting out unraped?

Buddah00 · 01-28-2005, 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by punkworld

Question: As a 6', 220 lbs weightlifter, what would be my chances of getting out unraped?

There are guys a lot bigger than that and they usually run in packs size has less to do with it than you think. When rape does happen it doesn't really matter what you look like. A big guy with a big mouth might get raped to bring him down a notch.

Doctor Dre · 01-28-2005, 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by punkworld

Question: As a 6', 220 lbs weightlifter, what would be my chances of getting out unraped?

Yes ... shouldn't be a big problem . Just don't let anybody stept on your toes, and don't fuck with other people .

Lonny · 01-28-2005, 07:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Buddah00

I seriously doubt that

I have dis charged 3 cdc#s myself. Just because webmasters are mostly geeks throu life some of us also grew up on the streets. Just took me longer to figure this out.

sumphatpimp · 01-28-2005, 07:01 PM

your locked in a cell with 3 to 5 guys, think about that.
first wrong move and it is over.
also their is the shower room and a lot of other places.

Buddah00 · 01-28-2005, 07:03 PM

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Originally Posted by ikonworx

I have dis charged 3 cdc#s myself. Just because webmasters are mostly geeks throu life some of us also grew up on the streets. Just took me longer to figure this out.

I don't have any preconcieved notions about webmasters being geeks. I am far from that myself.I raised a lot of hell in my day too, lucky that I didn't end up in prison instead of working in one.

The average inmate is functionally illiterate, most of them read at below an 8th grade level.

That is why I doubt a large percentage of people in here have done time.

Buddah00 · 01-28-2005, 07:09 PM

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Originally Posted by sumphatpimp

your locked in a cell with 3 to 5 guys, think about that.
first wrong move and it is over.
also their is the shower room and a lot of other places.

Some prisons the inmates live in open bays, like basic training barracks. Others have 2-5 man rooms. There are lots of places that you can get fucked if that is what you are trying to say.

freeadultcontent · 01-28-2005, 07:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Buddah00

The average inmate is functionally illiterate, most of them read at below an 8th grade level.

Have not been here long have you?

Buddah00 · 01-28-2005, 07:13 PM

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Originally Posted by freeadultcontent

Have not been here long have you?

I thought about that after I wrote it. There are some retards in here as well.

Buddah00 · 01-28-2005, 07:39 PM

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Holy shit that is crazy does that go for federal and state ?
50% ? Damn that is crazy. So the chances of getting raped and catching aids is 50% How in the world did you ever do that job?

I don't think the percentage for the feds is that high. If you were to get raped the chances of you contracting HIV would be high. Most of the homosexuals have AIDS and guys are still fucking them knowing that.

Short story on how I got the job, I was outprocessing from the army. Went to a job fair, I am a pretty big guy, I got recruited heavily next thing you know I'm a fucking C.O.

Wolfy · 01-28-2005, 08:11 PM

What up CO?

Buddah00 · 01-28-2005, 08:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolfy

What up CO?

What's up? not one anymore

riddler · 01-28-2005, 08:25 PM

What prison was you a CO in?

I was thinking about taking on a job like that in westville state pen

Buddah00 · 01-28-2005, 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by MrC

What prison was you a CO in?

I was thinking about taking on a job like that in westville state pen

Don't want to name the prisons, I worked at a few state prisons in Georgia

I wouldn't recommend the job. You have to have a certain personality to make it for any length of time. And I can't tell you how many fights I have been in. It is the shit end of law enforcement one of the hardest and the least respected.

riddler · 01-28-2005, 08:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Buddah00

Don't want to name the prisons, I worked at a few state prisons in Georgia

I wouldn't recommend the job. You have to have a certain personality to make it for any length of time. And I can't tell you how many fights I have been in. It is the shit end of law enforcement one of the hardest and the least respected.

I'm not looking for law enforcement respect, I'm just a adrenaline junky.

Westville is some rough ass shit, Both my brothers was in there, You join the skins or the latina kings or the blacks have you by the balls.

Georgia Prisons arent shit to mess with, white meat is a fuck toy in those prisons, i had a friend that got caught smuggling pot and ecstasy from florida and got arrested in georgia, he went to the state prison, some nasty shit right there

Buddah00 · 01-28-2005, 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by MrC

I'm not looking for law enforcement respect, I'm just a adrenaline junky.

Westville is some rough ass shit, Both my brothers was in there, You join the skins or the latina kings or the blacks have you by the balls.

Georgia Prisons arent shit to mess with, white meat is a fuck toy in those prisons, i had a friend that got caught smuggling pot and ecstasy from florida and got arrested in georgia, he went to the state prison, some nasty shit right there

yeah, we have some hardcore camps in GA.

If you are looking for an adreneline rush then you might want to give it shot, hell if you don't like it you can always quit. Most prisons are always hiring because the turn over is so high. Most people can't or don't want to deal with it.

I liked the rush I got responding to incidents, fighting etc. It got old though and no one can win every fight they are in. I was lucky that I never got hurt. I know people who have gotten fucked up. Those are usually officers who think they are tough.

My thing with the inmates was you are here to do time, and I am here to watch you. You know what you are supposed to do. Don't fuck with me and I won't fuck with you.

You always have knuckle heads though. And when it is time to kick some ass, you kick some ass. That is how you get respect from the inmates.

If you decide to give it a shot good luck

riddler · 01-28-2005, 08:47 PM

Yeah, My brothers talked to all the guards because most was intelligent unlike 99% of prison population.

The westville advancement program is basicly you need to get the shit kicked out of you once and spend some time in the hospital recovering haha, some older guy got like 5 ribs broke and his eye half ripped out and he became top cheif of the guards once he recovered haha

Buddah00 · 01-28-2005, 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by MrC

Yeah, My brothers talked to all the guards because most was intelligent unlike 99% of prison population.

The westville advancement program is basicly you need to get the shit kicked out of you once and spend some time in the hospital recovering haha, some older guy got like 5 ribs broke and his eye half ripped out and he became top cheif of the guards once he recovered haha

Yeah it works like that if you get your ass whipped by an inmate and don't resign. It makes the administration think that you are dedicated.

escorpio · 01-28-2005, 08:51 PM

Why do CO's charge so fucking much for drugs?

riddler · 01-28-2005, 08:53 PM

So you said when you do get to fight you get to fight hard? Like shotgun butt someone? beat the holy fuck out of them until their half dead and im legally ok?

riddler · 01-28-2005, 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by escorpio

Why do CO's charge so fucking much for drugs?

because they know the junkies in prison will find the money some how and pay for the price duh?

Buddah00 · 01-28-2005, 08:54 PM

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Originally Posted by escorpio

Why do CO's charge so fucking much for drugs?

because of the risk involved. Only an idiot would bring drungs into prison. I say if you are going to sell drugs do that shit for real, there is too much risk and not enough money in prison.I have seen a lot of officers fired for that. Almost as many as female officers fired for fucking inmates.

escorpio · 01-28-2005, 08:55 PM

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Originally Posted by MrC

because they know the junkies in prison will find the money some how and pay for the price duh?

Drugs sooth tensions and prison is a very tense place. If I was riding shotgun I'd practically give away Valium amd heroin.

Buddah00 · 01-28-2005, 08:57 PM

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Originally Posted by MrC

So you said when you do get to fight you get to fight hard? Like shotgun butt someone? beat the holy fuck out of them until their half dead and im legally ok?

There aren't any weapons anywhere close to the inmates, if they wanted to the could take it at any time. Most scenarios there is one officer to about 100 inmates.

Once an inmate puts their hands on you all the rules are out the window. As long as the camera isn't rolling.

Once they touch you, you can pretty much do what it takes to restrain or contain them, because you were in fear of your life.

It is all in how your write the report

escorpio · 01-28-2005, 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Buddah00

Only an idiot would bring drungs into prison.

Only an idiot would willingly go to a prison everyday.

riddler · 01-28-2005, 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Buddah00

There aren't any weapons anywhere close to the inmates, if they wanted to the could take it at any time. Most scenarios there is one officer to about 100 inmates.

Once an inmate puts their hands on you all the rules are out the window. As long as the camera isn't rolling.

Once they touch you, you can pretty much do what it takes to restrain or contain them, because you were in fear of your life.

It is all in how your write the report

mmm see thats the stuff that gets my blood pumpin ;) no weapons? mmm not even a MAG LIGHT ;) you can do some damage with them

Buddah00 · 01-28-2005, 09:01 PM

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Originally Posted by MrC

mmm see thats the stuff that gets my blood pumpin ;) no weapons? mmm not even a MAG LIGHT ;) you can do some damage with them

Yeah you could have MAG light, not the really big ones. The radio will knock a nucka out though

escorpio · 01-28-2005, 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by MrC

mmm see thats the stuff that gets my blood pumpin ;) no weapons? mmm not even a MAG LIGHT ;) you can do some damage with them

You sadistic bully fuck.

Buddah00 · 01-28-2005, 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by escorpio

Only an idiot would willingly go to a prison everyday.

Somebody has to do the job, and I am glad there are people who put up with all the bullshit to do it.

Bitches need protection from predators, I bet you would be eaten alive.

riddler · 01-28-2005, 09:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Buddah00

Somebody has to do the job, and I am glad there are people who put up with all the bullshit to do it.

Bitches need protection from predators, I bet you would be eaten alive.

fuck yeah, all these people saying "I WOULD KILL MYSELF IF I GOT SENTENCED" pfft, you man up to what you did in life and take it, you aint going to get raped most likely unless you go to some of the nutorious prisons, most are dorms unless you did some real bad crimes then your on lock down 23 hours, federal prison isnt as bad as state prison in my opinion federal is where more of your white colar criminals go, more lock down more secure nothing to do but lift weights.

Buddah00 · 01-28-2005, 09:08 PM

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Originally Posted by MrC

fuck yeah, all these people saying "I WOULD KILL MYSELF IF I GOT SENTENCED" pfft, you man up to what you did in life and take it, you aint going to get raped most likely unless you go to some of the nutorious prisons, most are dorms unless you did some real bad crimes then your on lock down 23 hours, federal prison isnt as bad as state prison in my opinion federal is where more of your white colar criminals go, more lock down more secure nothing to do but lift weights.

True........they took the weights out of all the prisons in GA a few years ago those fuckers were getting too big and strong. That is all some of them did all day.

escorpio · 01-28-2005, 09:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Buddah00

Bitches need protection from predators, I bet you would be eaten alive.

You lose.

Buddah00 · 01-28-2005, 09:11 PM

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Originally Posted by escorpio

You lose.

I doubt that

riddler · 01-28-2005, 09:11 PM

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Originally Posted by escorpio

You lose.

Why's he lose? No doubt you would be eat up alive in a georgia prison, unless you can fight like kimbo and are built like kimbo you arent shit compared to 99% of the people in georgia prisons

escorpio · 01-28-2005, 09:15 PM

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Originally Posted by MrC

mmm see thats the stuff that gets my blood pumpin ;) no weapons? mmm not even a MAG LIGHT ;) you can do some damage with them

This statement pretty much sums up the average mentality of a prison guard (fuck that "CO" shit. The "officer" title is just something they came up with to attract law-enforcement wannabes). A punk ass sadistic bully that wants to beat on people but only has the balls to do it with weapons and when the deck is stacked in his favor. Makes me wanna fucking puke.

riddler · 01-28-2005, 09:17 PM

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Originally Posted by escorpio

This statement pretty much sums up the average mentality of a prison guard (fuck that "CO" shit. The "officer" title is just something they came up with to attract law-enforcement wannabes). A punk ass sadistic bully that wants to beat on people but only has the balls to do it with weapons and when the deck is stacked in his favor. Makes me wanna fucking puke.

son i dont care if i had a weapon usally i dont use a weapon because its not far, most people that ive fought always try to fight dirty, if you call fighting dirty me bashing someones head off the cement then so be it, keyboard warrior.

Buddah00 · 01-28-2005, 09:18 PM

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Originally Posted by escorpio

This statement pretty much sums up the average mentality of a prison guard (fuck that "CO" shit. The "officer" title is just something they came up with to attract law-enforcement wannabes). A punk ass sadistic bully that wants to beat on people but only has the balls to do it with weapons and when the deck is stacked in his favor. Makes me wanna fucking puke.

wannabe...never that

The deck is never stacked in your favor when you are in prison. The odds are more like 100 to 1.

riddler · 01-28-2005, 09:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Buddah00

wannabe...never that

The deck is never stacked in your favor when you are in prison. The odds are more like 100 to 1.

yeah no shit, its not even a cop wannabe, its more fucking dangerous than any law enforcement like you said its the fucking septic tank cleaning position of the law enforcement

Buddah00 · 01-28-2005, 09:22 PM

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Originally Posted by MrC

yeah no shit, its not even a cop wannabe, its more fucking dangerous than any law enforcement like you said its the fucking septic tank cleaning position of the law enforcement

true that...

escorpio · 01-28-2005, 09:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Buddah00

wannabe...never that

The deck is never stacked in your favor when you are in prison. The odds are more like 100 to 1.

The odds are 100 to 1 that what?

Buddah00 · 01-28-2005, 09:25 PM

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Originally Posted by escorpio

The odds are 100 to 1 that what?

In an average prison dorm there are about 100 inmates to each OFFICER

riddler · 01-28-2005, 09:26 PM

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Originally Posted by escorpio

The odds are 100 to 1 that what?

100 black guys looking for a good time with one C.O

escorpio · 01-28-2005, 09:26 PM

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Originally Posted by MrC

yeah no shit, its not even a cop wannabe, its more fucking dangerous than any law enforcement like you said its the fucking septic tank cleaning position of the law enforcement

Babysitting a bunch of locked down prisoners is more dangerous than patroling the streets? Riiiiiiiiiiiight. How many guards lose their lives in the line of duty as opposed to cops?

escorpio · 01-28-2005, 09:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Buddah00

In an average prison dorm there are about 100 inmates to each OFFICER

That does not make any "odds." That's called a "ratio."

riddler · 01-28-2005, 09:30 PM

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Originally Posted by escorpio

That does not make any "odds." That's called a "ratio."

you never been inside prison have you?

do a experiment for me, go buy 100 pitbulls and feed them gun powder for a month straight and feed them nothing but raw meat then after that put them in a room with you and intimidate them, see what happens.

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riddler Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: up in gang bang heaven Posts: 3,726	Yeah, My brothers talked to all the guards because most was intelligent unlike 99% of prison population. The westville advancement program is basicly you need to get the shit kicked out of you once and spend some time in the hospital recovering haha, some older guy got like 5 ribs broke and his eye half ripped out and he became top cheif of the guards once he recovered haha

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riddler Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: up in gang bang heaven Posts: 3,726	So you said when you do get to fight you get to fight hard? Like shotgun butt someone? beat the holy fuck out of them until their half dead and im legally ok?