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Old 01-28-2005, 08:12 AM   #1
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Peyton Manning & God (joke)

Peyton Manning, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven,
God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Colts flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity, Peyton,"
said God.

"This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here."

Peyton felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up
the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story
mansion with a blue and red sidewalk, a 50 foot tall flagpole with an
enormous Patriots logo flag, and in every window, a Pat Patriot towel.

Peyton looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but
I have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I hold many NFL records, and I even
went to the Hall of Fame."

God said "So what's your point Peyton?"

"Well, why does Tom Brady get a better house than me?"

God chuckled, and said "Peyton, that's not Tom's house, it's mine."






GO PATS!!!!!
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Old 01-28-2005, 09:17 AM   #2
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lol great joke pats dynasty is here
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Old 01-28-2005, 09:19 AM   #3
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football is a waste of time for meatheaded idiots.
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Old 01-28-2005, 09:19 AM   #4
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That's funny as hell ........... but GO EAGLES
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Old 01-28-2005, 09:30 AM   #5
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great joke. glad to see a joke about the so called "Holy Family" of football.
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Old 01-28-2005, 09:41 AM   #6
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Old 01-28-2005, 09:53 AM   #7
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great joke.... but fuck the pats go eagles!!!
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Old 01-28-2005, 10:02 AM   #8
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yay! go pats!
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