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I am a meat popsicle.
Join Date: Jul 2002
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Peyton Manning & God (joke)
Peyton Manning, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven,
God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Colts flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity, Peyton," said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here." Peyton felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a blue and red sidewalk, a 50 foot tall flagpole with an enormous Patriots logo flag, and in every window, a Pat Patriot towel. Peyton looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I hold many NFL records, and I even went to the Hall of Fame." God said "So what's your point Peyton?" "Well, why does Tom Brady get a better house than me?" God chuckled, and said "Peyton, that's not Tom's house, it's mine." GO PATS!!!!!
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Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Buffalo, NY
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lol great joke pats dynasty is here
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football is a waste of time for meatheaded idiots.
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Join Date: Jul 2004
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That's funny as hell ........... but GO EAGLES |
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Join Date: Oct 2003
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great joke. glad to see a joke about the so called "Holy Family" of football.
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Join Date: Jan 2005
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harharhahar
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Join Date: Oct 2004
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great joke.... but fuck the pats go eagles!!!
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yay! go pats!
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