Peyton Manning & God (joke)
 

Peyton Manning, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven,
God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Colts flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity, Peyton,"
said God.

"This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here."

Peyton felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up
the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story
mansion with a blue and red sidewalk, a 50 foot tall flagpole with an
enormous Patriots logo flag, and in every window, a Pat Patriot towel.

Peyton looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but
I have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I hold many NFL records, and I even
went to the Hall of Fame."

God said "So what's your point Peyton?"

"Well, why does Tom Brady get a better house than me?"

God chuckled, and said "Peyton, that's not Tom's house, it's mine."






GO PATS!!!!!

lol great joke pats dynasty is here

football is a waste of time for meatheaded idiots.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh That's funny as hell ........... but GO EAGLES :winkwink:

great joke. glad to see a joke about the so called "Holy Family" of football.

harharhahar :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
great joke.... but fuck the pats go eagles!!! :thumbsup

yay! go pats!