Pronounced Dead wakes up in morgue! - GoFuckYourself.com

Robatolla · 01-28-2005, 12:11 AM

Some dude woke up in the morgue when the coroner was gonna check him out.He was checkin him out and the dude took a breath!All those dead people but the one that woke up had too have made the coroner shit himself.Man is in the hospital in critical cond.Crazy Shit!

pornguy · 01-28-2005, 12:14 AM

That shit happens some times. And I have heard that the docs shit their pants, and then get really pissed off.

reynold · 01-28-2005, 12:15 AM

That is some scary shit.

xclusive · 01-28-2005, 12:17 AM

used to happen all the time

Strife · 01-28-2005, 12:18 AM

That would have freaked the shit out of me for sure

WebTitan · 01-28-2005, 12:33 AM

that is some fucked up shit....

mahoney · 01-28-2005, 12:36 AM

You gotta be a little off to work with dead people. Can you imagaine doing that everyday ?

rollinOn20s · 01-28-2005, 12:37 AM

Wouldn't you shit your pants too!

Drake · 01-28-2005, 12:40 AM

Got a link?

Drake · 01-28-2005, 12:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rollinOn20s

Wouldn't you shit your pants too!

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimetres from a shop window. For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!"

The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much." The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver - I've been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years.

DWB · 01-28-2005, 12:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike33

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimetres from a shop window. For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!"

The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much." The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver - I've been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years.

LMAO

detoxed · 01-28-2005, 12:57 AM

Yeah, and one time some people were out camping and there was a man with a hook.... and oh yeah you know the story, well its true.

BIGTYMER · 01-28-2005, 05:46 AM

That is some crazy shit..

TNALee · 01-28-2005, 05:50 AM

that would give me nightmares for years if i was either the coroner or the guy that woke up

Vitasoy · 01-28-2005, 07:17 AM

Yea I read about that, crazy shit.

basschick · 01-28-2005, 07:40 AM

i'd feel a little safer if hospitals didn't pronounce people dead who weren't...

Spunky · 01-28-2005, 07:46 AM

Good thing they didn't do the autopsy yet

sweet7 · 01-28-2005, 08:07 AM

I saw this on an episode of CSI last week, the ME was about to start the autopsy and the body started to bleed. Very creepy.

Der Schleicher · 01-28-2005, 08:08 AM

Maybe the Angelof Death got the wrong person

maddox · 01-28-2005, 08:12 AM

this had to be a traumatic experience :DD

nolaman · 01-28-2005, 08:14 AM

heard that on on the news yesterday. the guy got hit by a car and the EMT's assumed he was dead.. they were suspended from work.

Furious_Male · 01-28-2005, 08:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nolaman

heard that on on the news yesterday. the guy got hit by a car and the EMT's assumed he was dead.. they were suspended from work.

Yea I heard that as well. One would think they would do a better job then that.

Cassie · 01-28-2005, 08:38 AM

this is the second time in 8 months i have read about something like this. very weird.

naughty_weena · 01-28-2005, 08:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sweet7

I saw this on an episode of CSI last week, the ME was about to start the autopsy and the body started to bleed. Very creepy.

yeah, i also saw a similar episode of this in CSI: Miami.

naughty_weena · 01-28-2005, 08:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike33

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimetres from a shop window. For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!"

The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much." The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver - I've been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years.

ROTFL!

maddox · 01-30-2005, 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike33

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimetres from a shop window. For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!"

The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much." The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver - I've been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years.

this cannot be a real story :DDD

Twe Russ · 01-30-2005, 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike33

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimetres from a shop window. For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!"

The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much." The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver - I've been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years.

Now thats a fuckin joke. rofl.

dcortez · 01-30-2005, 02:51 PM

Oops. Sorry, I thought this was a thread about iBill.

-Dino

01-28-2005, 12:11 AM	#1
Robatolla Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: vegas Posts: 897	Pronounced Dead wakes up in morgue! Some dude woke up in the morgue when the coroner was gonna check him out.He was checkin him out and the dude took a breath!All those dead people but the one that woke up had too have made the coroner shit himself.Man is in the hospital in critical cond.Crazy Shit! __________________

01-28-2005, 12:14 AM	#2
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