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Robatolla 01-28-2005 12:11 AM
Pronounced Dead wakes up in morgue!
 
Some dude woke up in the morgue when the coroner was gonna check him out.He was checkin him out and the dude took a breath!All those dead people but the one that woke up had too have made the coroner shit himself.Man is in the hospital in critical cond.Crazy Shit!

pornguy 01-28-2005 12:14 AM
That shit happens some times. And I have heard that the docs shit their pants, and then get really pissed off.

reynold 01-28-2005 12:15 AM
That is some scary shit.

xclusive 01-28-2005 12:17 AM
used to happen all the time

Strife 01-28-2005 12:18 AM
That would have freaked the shit out of me for sure

WebTitan 01-28-2005 12:33 AM
that is some fucked up shit....

mahoney 01-28-2005 12:36 AM
You gotta be a little off to work with dead people. Can you imagaine doing that everyday ?

rollinOn20s 01-28-2005 12:37 AM
Wouldn't you shit your pants too!

Drake 01-28-2005 12:40 AM
Got a link?

Drake 01-28-2005 12:42 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by rollinOn20s
Wouldn't you shit your pants too!

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimetres from a shop window. For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!"

The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much." The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver - I've been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years.

DWB 01-28-2005 12:55 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mike33
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimetres from a shop window. For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!"

The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much." The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver - I've been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years.
LMAO
:1orglaugh

detoxed 01-28-2005 12:57 AM
Yeah, and one time some people were out camping and there was a man with a hook.... and oh yeah you know the story, well its true.

BIGTYMER 01-28-2005 05:46 AM
That is some crazy shit..

TNALee 01-28-2005 05:50 AM
that would give me nightmares for years if i was either the coroner or the guy that woke up

Vitasoy 01-28-2005 07:17 AM
Yea I read about that, crazy shit.

basschick 01-28-2005 07:40 AM
i'd feel a little safer if hospitals didn't pronounce people dead who weren't...

Spunky 01-28-2005 07:46 AM
Good thing they didn't do the autopsy yet

sweet7 01-28-2005 08:07 AM
I saw this on an episode of CSI last week, the ME was about to start the autopsy and the body started to bleed. Very creepy.

Der Schleicher 01-28-2005 08:08 AM
Maybe the Angelof Death got the wrong person :1orglaugh

maddox 01-28-2005 08:12 AM
this had to be a traumatic experience :DD

nolaman 01-28-2005 08:14 AM
heard that on on the news yesterday. the guy got hit by a car and the EMT's assumed he was dead.. they were suspended from work.

Furious_Male 01-28-2005 08:34 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by nolaman
heard that on on the news yesterday. the guy got hit by a car and the EMT's assumed he was dead.. they were suspended from work.
Yea I heard that as well. One would think they would do a better job then that.

Cassie 01-28-2005 08:38 AM
this is the second time in 8 months i have read about something like this. very weird.

naughty_weena 01-28-2005 08:50 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by sweet7
I saw this on an episode of CSI last week, the ME was about to start the autopsy and the body started to bleed. Very creepy.
yeah, i also saw a similar episode of this in CSI: Miami.

naughty_weena 01-28-2005 08:51 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mike33
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimetres from a shop window. For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!"

The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much." The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver - I've been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years.
ROTFL! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

maddox 01-30-2005 02:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mike33
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimetres from a shop window. For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!"

The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much." The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver - I've been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years.
this cannot be a real story :DDD

Twe Russ 01-30-2005 02:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mike33
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimetres from a shop window. For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!"

The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much." The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver - I've been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years.
Now thats a fuckin joke. rofl.

dcortez 01-30-2005 02:51 PM
Oops. Sorry, I thought this was a thread about iBill.

-Dino


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