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~Ray · 01-26-2005, 02:11 PM

The counter girl looked at me funny because I think she knew I was a pig. should I take my business elsewhere?

~Ray

freeadultcontent · 01-26-2005, 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by AdvertisingSex

The counter girl looked at me funny because I think she knew I was a pig. should I take my business elsewhere?

~Ray

Was she right? Did you check to see if your zipper was down? Are you sure she looked at you funny? Do they have better donuts somewhere else? Would you really go somewhere else? Does it really even matter?

Strife · 01-26-2005, 02:18 PM

You're admitting your're a pig, so what's the big deal about a girl looking at you funny.

BIGTYMER · 01-26-2005, 02:21 PM

Maybe she thought you were handsome. ;P

~Ray · 01-26-2005, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Kingpins

Maybe she thought you were handsome. ;P

she did give me 6 free doughnut holes... however, she was a 40+ asian woman... she said 1 or 2 doughnuts, I said a dozen and she looked at me like I was hooked on crack!

Paco, of Large Cash. · 01-26-2005, 02:27 PM

most popular guy at the nude beach can carry two coffees and a dozen doughnuts.

most popular girl at the nude beach can eat the last doughnut.

sweetME · 01-26-2005, 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Strife

You're admitting your're a pig, so what's the big deal about a girl looking at you funny.

You have a point there

BIGTYMER · 01-26-2005, 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AdvertisingSex

she did give me 6 free doughnut holes... however, she was a 40+ asian woman... she said 1 or 2 doughnuts, I said a dozen and she looked at me like I was hooked on crack!

Nothing wrong with buying a dozen.. I always buy a half dozen or a full one. As for her being 40+ asian, the older ones sometimes are 2x as horny.

tungsten · 01-26-2005, 02:34 PM

did you eat them ? if not send em over

woj · 01-26-2005, 02:36 PM

how much do you weigh?

flashfire · 01-26-2005, 02:36 PM

who cares, she works at a donut shop

sickkittens · 01-26-2005, 02:38 PM

She looked at you funny because you were in actually at Wal Mart.

foolio · 01-26-2005, 02:39 PM

I would have looked at her funny for being over 40 and slanging doughnuts

Holly · 01-26-2005, 02:39 PM

The donut is a metaphor for the vagina.

She wants you to glaze her with your hot cruller.

brand0n · 01-26-2005, 02:49 PM

next time u go in there spit on her and then order a low fat bagel.

IwantU Bryan · 01-26-2005, 02:51 PM

Hell yeah, who does she think she is ?

sharpx9 · 01-26-2005, 02:57 PM

2477 · 01-26-2005, 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paco, of Large Cash.

most popular guy at the nude beach can carry two coffees and a dozen doughnuts.

most popular girl at the nude beach can eat the last doughnut.

I just got it.....That's the best

~Ray · 01-26-2005, 03:06 PM

some funny replies...

~Ray · 01-26-2005, 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by sickkittens

She looked at you funny because you were in actually at Wal Mart.

Holly · 01-26-2005, 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2477

I just got it.....That's the best

I had to think about that one for a minute when I first read it, too.

Screaming · 01-26-2005, 03:22 PM

Are you eating all of them?

~Ray · 01-26-2005, 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Screaming

Are you eating all of them?

I got 12 different ones, so I can try a bite or 2 of each over the next day or two... so yes.

See Cig · 01-26-2005, 04:13 PM

lol are you a pig?

JayJay · 01-26-2005, 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by woj

how much do you weigh?

.........

dasexi1 · 01-26-2005, 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paco, of Large Cash.

most popular guy at the nude beach can carry two coffees and a dozen doughnuts.

most popular girl at the nude beach can eat the last doughnut.

jt420 · 01-26-2005, 04:24 PM

who cares what some doughnut ho thinks. buy them, get your free doughnut holes and chunk deuce

~Ray · 01-26-2005, 04:25 PM

I'm not too fat. 5'10' 215lbs, I have a small gut. I'm not fat.
yes, I'm a pig. I like doughnuts and couldn't decide which kind to get... so I got one of each.

BIGTYMER · 01-26-2005, 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2477

I just got it.....That's the best

It is a good one. ;P

sickkittens · 01-26-2005, 04:28 PM

This thread has gone too long without a picture of...

fl_prn_str · 01-26-2005, 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paco, of Large Cash.

most popular guy at the nude beach can carry two coffees and a dozen doughnuts.

most popular girl at the nude beach can eat the last doughnut.

Paco.....your making my brain hurt................but its funny!!!!

JayJay · 01-26-2005, 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by AdvertisingSex

I'm not too fat. 5'10' 215lbs, I have a small gut. I'm not fat.
yes, I'm a pig. I like doughnuts and couldn't decide which kind to get... so I got one of each.

For your Height and weight you're medically obese

~Ray · 01-26-2005, 04:37 PM

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Originally Posted by JayJay

For your Height and weight you're medically obese

I have big shoulders and a small gut (belly). I could lose 20 lbs and look better... no argument there.

JayJay · 01-26-2005, 04:39 PM

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Originally Posted by AdvertisingSex

I have big shoulders and a small gut (belly). I could lose 20 lbs and look better... no argument there.

Forget trying to lose weight in Vegas it's impossible

~Ray · 01-26-2005, 04:41 PM

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Originally Posted by JayJay

Forget trying to lose weight in Vegas it's impossible

the

isn't making it any easier.

JayJay · 01-26-2005, 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by AdvertisingSex

the

isn't making it any easier.

LoL that explains the 12 doughnut order

Thats the answer, You're no Pig you're a stoner

~Ray · 01-26-2005, 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JayJay

LoL that explains the 12 doughnut order

Thats the answer, You're no Pig you're a stoner

BUSTED!

nofx · 01-26-2005, 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Holly

The donut is a metaphor for the vagina.

She wants you to glaze her with your hot cruller.

escorpio · 01-26-2005, 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AdvertisingSex

The counter girl looked at me funny because I think she knew I was a pig.

I'm sure she's seen pigs eating donuts before.

Babagirls · 01-26-2005, 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flashfire

who cares, she works at a donut shop

best reply in this thread

pxxx · 01-26-2005, 05:01 PM

She was probably feeling you.

xsivforce · 01-26-2005, 05:03 PM

Shoulda asked her to pose...

Big Red Machine · 01-26-2005, 05:23 PM

All women over 40 look at men funny There dried up and bitter at the world
So don't sweat it

mikeyddddd · 01-26-2005, 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kingpins

Maybe she thought you were handsome. ;P

Fat chance

baddog · 01-26-2005, 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kingpins

Nothing wrong with buying a dozen.. I always buy a half dozen or a full one. As for her being 40+ asian, the older ones sometimes are 2x as horny.

Probably the horniest chick I have ever known was a 40+ Japanese chick

She would go thru boxes of batteries before we met.

Juicy D. Links · 01-26-2005, 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by escorpio

I'm sure she's seen pigs eating donuts before.

~Ray · 01-26-2005, 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikeyddddd

Fat chance

You must be the other guy that knows me.

mardigras · 01-26-2005, 07:48 PM

Next time tell her she can only take your order if she doesn't look at you

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