I just bought a dozen doughnuts and the girl looked at me funny...
 

The counter girl looked at me funny because I think she knew I was a pig. should I take my business elsewhere?

~Ray

Was she right? Did you check to see if your zipper was down? Are you sure she looked at you funny? Do they have better donuts somewhere else? Would you really go somewhere else? Does it really even matter?

You're admitting your're a pig, so what's the big deal about a girl looking at you funny.

Maybe she thought you were handsome. ;P

she did give me 6 free doughnut holes... however, she was a 40+ asian woman... she said 1 or 2 doughnuts, I said a dozen and she looked at me like I was hooked on crack! :) :)

most popular guy at the nude beach can carry two coffees and a dozen doughnuts.

most popular girl at the nude beach can eat the last doughnut.

You have a point there :1orglaugh

Nothing wrong with buying a dozen.. I always buy a half dozen or a full one. As for her being 40+ asian, the older ones sometimes are 2x as horny.

did you eat them ? if not send em over

how much do you weigh?

who cares, she works at a donut shop

She looked at you funny because you were in actually at Wal Mart.

I would have looked at her funny for being over 40 and slanging doughnuts

The donut is a metaphor for the vagina.

She wants you to glaze her with your hot cruller.

next time u go in there spit on her and then order a low fat bagel.

Hell yeah, who does she think she is ? :mad:

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some funny replies... :)

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I had to think about that one for a minute when I first read it, too. :1orglaugh

Are you eating all of them?

I got 12 different ones, so I can try a bite or 2 of each over the next day or two... so yes.

lol are you a pig?

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who cares what some doughnut ho thinks. buy them, get your free doughnut holes and chunk deuce

I'm not too fat. 5'10' 215lbs, I have a small gut. I'm not fat.
yes, I'm a pig. I like doughnuts and couldn't decide which kind to get... so I got one of each. :)

It is a good one. ;P

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Paco.....your making my brain hurt................but its funny!!!! :1orglaugh

For your Height and weight you're medically obese

I have big shoulders and a small gut (belly). I could lose 20 lbs and look better... no argument there. :)

Forget trying to lose weight in Vegas it's impossible :winkwink:

the :rasta isn't making it any easier.

LoL that explains the 12 doughnut order
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Thats the answer, You're no Pig you're a stoner

BUSTED! :helpme :disgust :1orglaugh

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I'm sure she's seen pigs eating donuts before.
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She was probably feeling you.

Shoulda asked her to pose...

All women over 40 look at men funny There dried up and bitter at the world
So don't sweat it

Fat chance

Probably the horniest chick I have ever known was a 40+ Japanese chick

She would go thru boxes of batteries before we met.

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You must be the other guy that knows me.

Next time tell her she can only take your order if she doesn't look at you :upsidedow