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somebody just sent this to me

Jack was going to be married to Jill, so his father sat him down for a little
fireside chat.
He says "Jack, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our
honeymoon suite, I took off my pants and handed them to your mother, and
said, 'Here - try these on.' So, she did and said, 'These are too big, I
can't wear them.' So I replied, '...exactly. I wear the pants in this family
and I always will.' "Ever since that night we have never had any problems."

"Hmmm," says Jack. He thinks that might be a good thing to try.

So on, his honeymoon Jack takes off his pants and says to Jill, "Here try
these on."

So she does and says, "These are too large, they don't fit me."

So Jack says, "...exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always
will, and I don't want you to ever forget that."

Then Jill takes off her pants and hands them to Jack and says,"Here, you try
on mine."

So he does and says, "I can't get into your pants."

So Jill says,"Exactly. And if you don't change your attitude, you never
will!"

Buky

Mannn I this is awesome

JakeR

Cheshire

Not only am I impressed with the joke mailman, but your grammer has never before been so proper.

Cheshire

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

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mailman

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mailman

Ah i guess it was oki.... mine was better

mailman

Chershire you should be more impressed by his grammer