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mailman 11-13-2001 09:58 AM

JOKE :)
 
somebody just sent this to me http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif

Jack was going to be married to Jill, so his father sat him down for a little
fireside chat.
He says "Jack, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our
honeymoon suite, I took off my pants and handed them to your mother, and
said, 'Here - try these on.' So, she did and said, 'These are too big, I
can't wear them.' So I replied, '...exactly. I wear the pants in this family
and I always will.' "Ever since that night we have never had any problems."

"Hmmm," says Jack. He thinks that might be a good thing to try.

So on, his honeymoon Jack takes off his pants and says to Jill, "Here try
these on."

So she does and says, "These are too large, they don't fit me."

So Jack says, "...exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always
will, and I don't want you to ever forget that."

Then Jill takes off her pants and hands them to Jack and says,"Here, you try
on mine."

So he does and says, "I can't get into your pants."

So Jill says,"Exactly. And if you don't change your attitude, you never
will!"

Buky 11-13-2001 03:12 PM

Mannn I this is awesome http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/biggrin.gif

JakeR 11-13-2001 03:42 PM

http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/biggrin.gif

Cheshire 11-13-2001 04:18 PM

Not only am I impressed with the joke mailman, but your grammer has never before been so proper.

Cheshire 11-13-2001 04:26 PM

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

pornsuite 11-13-2001 04:34 PM

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mailman 11-13-2001 08:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cheshire:
Not only am I impressed with the joke mailman, but your grammer has never before been so proper.
THANK YOU http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif

i leaned to spell tody http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif hoo ray http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif


mailman 11-13-2001 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cheshire:
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

Ah i guess it was oki.... http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif mine was better http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif

mailman 11-13-2001 08:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Buky:
Mannn I this is awesome http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/biggrin.gif
Chershire you should be more impressed by his grammer http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif



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