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JOKE :)
somebody just sent this to me http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif
Jack was going to be married to Jill, so his father sat him down for a little fireside chat. He says "Jack, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants and handed them to your mother, and said, 'Here - try these on.' So, she did and said, 'These are too big, I can't wear them.' So I replied, '...exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will.' "Ever since that night we have never had any problems." "Hmmm," says Jack. He thinks that might be a good thing to try. So on, his honeymoon Jack takes off his pants and says to Jill, "Here try these on." So she does and says, "These are too large, they don't fit me." So Jack says, "...exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will, and I don't want you to ever forget that." Then Jill takes off her pants and hands them to Jack and says,"Here, you try on mine." So he does and says, "I can't get into your pants." So Jill says,"Exactly. And if you don't change your attitude, you never will!" |
Mannn I this is awesome http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/biggrin.gif
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Not only am I impressed with the joke mailman, but your grammer has never before been so proper.
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A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".
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