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So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Jul 2001
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Which Webmaster Has The Best Girlfriend/Wife?
Okay, I've read the boasting and profiling, but which one of you webmasters has THE babe?
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the question should be more like who has paid the most for their wife, or girlfriend
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V.I.P.
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me..............
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Traffillionaire
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that would be me
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Location: TO
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<--- I do.
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#7 |
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I do without a doubt
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#8 |
So Fucking Banned
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Yeah, but WHAT makes your babe so special?
Valentine's day is coming up and I'm doing Valentine's Day E-Card toons that's why I'm askin'. |
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lets see some pics people
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#10 |
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my wife is best, none at all.
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Join Date: Jul 2002
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Boneprone has a very hot wife from what I have seen, but anyway, the question is kinda stupid, since when "the best wife" means "the best looking"?
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#12 |
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Location: Portland, Oregon
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this is a stupid thread, clearly i have the top dog... errr wife
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#13 |
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I'm out, mine is ugly as hell.
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The one and only!
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i think tony has the best wife....
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stc is the greatest
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: rip sean murray
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mine whne shes not being mean to me
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lurker
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I do my wife is super hot, probably one of the hottest bbws in the world. She is a great webmistress and working on becoming a SEO guru,she is great in the sack and my best friend. Everyday with her is a blessing to my life
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#19 |
So Fucking Banned
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I guess everyone will answer this with ME-.-
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The one and only!
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The one and only!
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i would have to say boneprone
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Orgasms N Such!
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That reminds me, I have to wash them.. want a nice clean pair? He's so cute. Even when he's lying. |
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#24 |
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Well, I'm not a guy, but I know a guy who's NOT a webmaster who has PAID for his wife, essentually. I used to house sit & nanny for their neighbors, the father was the president of a Nextell office. Anyhow, the neighbors were in their late 50's, the husband worked for some company and traveled alot. The wife had several face lifts, she had been nipped, tucked, sucked, and god only knows what else, the husband used to say she was worth more than the house, the cars, and a years salary. She herself admitted that she wasn't quite that costly, that she'd only had about $400,000 in upgrades! LMFAO ok so the funny part is this, she would spent $12,000 to have the lawn manicured at the beginning of spring, they'd come out, do the bushes, flower beds, etc. So then she'd be out there in these skimpy TINY thong bathingsuits bent over, digging in the flower beds. Guys would go bye, whistle, hoot & holler, and she looks like Britney Spears from the back, but when she turned around she had a 19 yr olds body with a 45 yr old face. Oh the shock when they realized grandma had switched heads! LMFAO (These people also spent like $10 grand to have their cat stuffed, and they paid me to house sit while they were gone so that someone stayed there with the cat. I was requested to sleep in their bed with the cat that slept at the foot of the bed, so it didnt get scared.... IT WAS DEAD! I took the $, slept in the guest room and made the most of hanging out in a $500,000 house with a dead cat for a few days)
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Personally, I think I do..
We will have been married for 17 year on February 13th. Still love each other as much as we did when we got married, we've been through the good times, and bad times together, went from having $300 in the bank and a shitty job, to having more money than we can spend, and the attitudes never changed.. It may sound corney, but it's like we were meant to be together, soul mates I guess you could call it.. She's no beauty queen, and I'm no "hunk", but we're happy with who each other is, and have 2 great kids, and a wonderful life together to show for it.. So yes, to me, I have the best wife, and wouldn't want anyone else... |
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BB Rick, hats off to you!
That's what it's all about that you're happy together. Add to that you're wealthy with kids and you can't go wrong. How'd you meet? Was it sheer chance or someone introduce you? I'm not the marrying kind or I ain't met that special chick yet. I dunno. |
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Drunk and Unruly
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BP4L definitely.
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My husband makes a mighty fine wife....
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Mines fat
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Mine
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No contest. it is .....secret!
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My wife rocks. And she married me long before I had money. She's stayed with me through the good and the bad. Donna stayed with me when I quit my job at the phone company making $70kl a year, supported me through my bankruptcy as well as while I went to college.
She's put up with my crap for 12 years now. Plus, she makes out with girls in public (amoung other things!). Here she is pictured on the right kissing Loyrn in Vegas. ![]()
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Well Mine married me when I was poorer than dirt and stuck by me when I moved far far far away from home.
She is an amazing mother, and great companion. But yours did kiss Loryn, it's a toss up |
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So Fucking What
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My girlfriend hooks me up with threesomes, the last girl was in Playboy. So I'd say she wins!
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Ryde or Die
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<- over here
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Rochard, your wife is a COUGAR. Yes thats canadian for hot older woman. And so is the mint broad shes makin out with
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Location: Las Vegas
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2 years with Candi, who:
1- films me with other girls 2- brings cuties home for private play 3- helps daily with the biz 4- brings in enough as talent each month to pay $4000+ mortgage 5- loves to give head and swallow Life is good ![]()
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I was going to say me, and then I realized that I dont ahve a gf/wife. I guess I'm out
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Hall Of Fame
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THanks guys.
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my woman is the light of my life, because she loves me:
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i fucked her
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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i nominate my wife but i won't post pics of her, cause i think she'd kill me
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FBOP Class Of 2013
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i do
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Hall Of Fame
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Personally some of the girlfriends or wives that come to mind that I really like are
Pierre's Wife (worldsex), one of the nicest around and someone my wife looks forward to meeting every year. Brad Shaw's Wife ShawCutie. Class act. Known her for a long time. Someone the wife and I really love and who has the same shopping endurance as my wife. Dangerous! BradShaw is a lucky man. Oliver Klozov's Girlfirend/Soon to Be wife.. Real sweethart. My wife loves her and both her and Glyn are class acts who we always look forward to hanging with at the shows. It wouldnt be Internext if we didnt spend time together. ITs been a tradition. Eric's Girlfriend Sunny Leone.. I dont know her what so ever, but Ive known Eric for a long time and he's never seemed happier.. And what a true beauty.. Im sure she's a real nice gal, hope to hang with her and eric more sometime. Seth's Wife (soulcash).. My wife always ask if seth is bringing his wife. Seems he's hidden her from shows for a while.. Those Spa bills must have really racked up. Soulcash can handle them bills! Bring her next time!
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